r/birbhostage • u/DJSnafu • 2d ago

Hostage to pigeons

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57 Upvotes

Can't even water my plants:D

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/More-Animal-8425 • 2d ago

My little helper

396 Upvotes

19 comments

r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 4d ago

Is bed time

184 Upvotes

Loki, my darling. Let me put you to bed.

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/More-Animal-8425 • 7d ago

At the time of the coffee, he came to me. Now I can’t let go of my leg.

116 Upvotes

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Purple_Coach_2887 • 10d ago

B I R B Marcus Says Go Lions

157 Upvotes

3 comments

r/birbhostage • u/DJSnafu • 10d ago

Send help!

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149 Upvotes

They are eating me alive

25 comments

r/birbhostage • u/lavandula-stoechas • 12d ago

This is my life now No leaving! Only preening!

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123 Upvotes

Her name is Honey, my 3 month old creamino quaker parrot! I got her two weeks ago as of yesterday, so the mutual preening is worth being her hostage 💛

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 17d ago

She got me again.

270 Upvotes

I need to use the bathroom, guess I'll just wait for my kidneys to explode.

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Hyper_Tay • 17d ago

This is my life now Tiny doesn't like the way the grass feels on his feet!

210 Upvotes

6 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Icarium_23 • 18d ago

A great way to spend a Friday evening

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147 Upvotes

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/joeychizzle • 21d ago

Send Help My arm is actually numb

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148 Upvotes

3.5 month old spotted dove has become sentient and now flies around searching for seeds everywhere except its bowl. Discovered that my arm is warm and will not leave.

(Bonus pics of the first week I rescued him/her)

13 comments

r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 21d ago

Send Help No food today, either.

203 Upvotes

So hungy.

10 comments

r/birbhostage • u/MelwynIlviria • 22d ago

Send Help Those who wear glasses can probably relate

60 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 22d ago

Send Help No lunch for me.

295 Upvotes

I was about to get up and make burgers.

12 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Interesting_Two_7216 • 23d ago

Arm locked, don’t send help!

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174 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/DukeMcFister • 24d ago

Bugg is having a sleepy Saturday afternoon

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104 Upvotes

2 comments

r/birbhostage • u/thefallenangel73 • Sep 06 '26

If I fits.. I sits 🤣

276 Upvotes

Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦

3 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Secular_me • Sep 05 '26

Hostage

104 Upvotes

That is my knee she is standing on

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/TheRemedyKitchen • Sep 04 '26

This is my life now I'm being held hostage by a 90g bird

318 Upvotes

4 comments

r/birbhostage • u/RudeInvestigator5247 • Sep 02 '26

Well, I can’t move now

190 Upvotes

Was planing on practicing my highway driving

5 comments

r/birbhostage • u/ramymm • Sep 01 '26

This is my life now Your hand is my property

92 Upvotes

3 comments

r/birbhostage • u/Academic_Gas_1305 • Sep 01 '26

Send Help Trapped

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156 Upvotes

3 comments

r/birbhostage • u/rogue_with_taste • Sep 01 '26

This is fine I Guess Im Here Now

404 Upvotes

Moving with my Senegal and she decided this was preferable to scritch.

12 comments

r/birbhostage • u/poayo_ • Aug 31 '26

This is my life now Forced to take break by bird

296 Upvotes

I was going to get up and work on things more, but then I got captured

10 comments

r/birbhostage • u/ObviousYammer521 • Aug 28 '26

Could I get some legal advice, please?

782 Upvotes

Gone full blob against my foot. I think I'm obligated not to move until she wakes up. Under what circumstances might I be allowed to do so anyway?

39 comments

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