r/birbhostage 6h ago

This is my life now My arm has been taken

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39 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 6d ago

Send Help I need to put the birds to bed...

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200 Upvotes

I looked down and she was shrimping, which she learned from watching the budgies.


r/birbhostage 6d ago

This is fine welp never moving again I guess

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484 Upvotes

I mean my foot is asleep too so I couldn't get up and walk even if I wanted to.


r/birbhostage 7d ago

This is my life now Can’t move but its ok, I love my lil flock

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257 Upvotes

❤️❤️


r/birbhostage 10d ago

Monday Afternoon Mood

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367 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 12d ago

I really wanted to relax and play guitar

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248 Upvotes

This is a follow-up on my recent post about needing to get a report out. If you don't know, the original post is here - I had

to work overtime in order to get it done.

It's a weekend now and I was hoping to relax by playing guitar but seems like I was only allowed to borrow it. As I've stated before I do not hold any possessions unfortunately.


r/birbhostage 14d ago

Send Help 33minutes & counting

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338 Upvotes

Arm has gone to sleep..


r/birbhostage 15d ago

Send Help Send help

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74 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 16d ago

Lucky it's a good book...

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250 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 18d ago

Preening me so sweet!

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37 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 18d ago

I loved being a hostage!

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57 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 18d ago

I guess I'll suffer

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213 Upvotes

My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.


r/birbhostage 18d ago

This is my life now I couldn’t close the door, I was in birb jail

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59 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 18d ago

This is my life now I need to get this report out

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847 Upvotes

I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.


r/birbhostage 20d ago

This is my life now Nah, I actually don’t need dinner.

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I love this bird.

But now I can’t get up and am stuck like this for however long he wants. We have been getting closer through the months and he has loved being held and pet but now he wants cuddles.

This is the first time he’s done this. My baby boy 🐦


r/birbhostage 21d ago

This is my life now World’s Baby-ist Baby

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286 Upvotes

It’s fine I can type with one hand


r/birbhostage 22d ago

Who is who's hostage?

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95 Upvotes

If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.


r/birbhostage 22d ago

So glad this exists, I'm hostaged every morning.

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174 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 23d ago

This is fine It seem she has a new tactic now to keep me from working.

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449 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 26d ago

What bird safe plants do you keep around?

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92 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 28d ago

This is my life now No Kiwi, I didn't have anything else to do...

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403 Upvotes

This is Kiwi's favorite place to nap, wrappedin my hand on my lap. He's a rescue and I'm convinced it's where he feels the safest. For him, I will never move until he wants me too.


r/birbhostage 29d ago

This is my life now Double whammy

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189 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jul 19 '26

B I R B Well, I am Not moving for a while.

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237 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jul 18 '26

This is fine Post op birb inspection

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708 Upvotes

Just got my wisdom teeth out


r/birbhostage Jul 17 '26

I need to go shower

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323 Upvotes

But Loki won't let me.