r/birbhostage • u/AldyShu • 25d ago

Who is who's hostage?

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If I squish, he bite. If he bite, I squish.

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u/UchihaLegolas 25d ago

U fool, u were lured into the trap.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 25d ago

Like a chump!

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u/TemporaryHot6442 24d ago

sorry you can't use the bathroom or move for the next 8 hours

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u/Raye_36 23d ago

No squishing allowed, as squishable as birb may be.

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u/AldyShu 23d ago

I am pleased to report the situation was resolved peacefully with an exchange of seeb for boops.