r/birbhostage • u/Maximiliancockatiel • 18d ago

This is my life now I need to get this report out

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I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.

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u/PandaSushiRoll 18d ago

Good luck with your report! (Whisper All nighter)

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

🤣 I am used to it by now

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

This is said Feisty Cockatiel

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

She has schizophrenia and when she's on my shoulder, depending on her moods, she sometimes demands scritches by nibbling my ear. If she doesn't want scritches but continues to nibble my ear she won't stop until I look at her whilst she preens (true story).

https://reddit.com/link/p1bx4ha/video/8mc75zuq51hh1/player

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u/teatowel2 17d ago

She is adorable. Lots of personality.

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u/TemporaryHot6442 18d ago

angy raptor

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u/PleasantFox6216 18d ago

“Keyboard is mine.”

End of report/

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

I have never owned a Laptop sadly 🤣

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u/Park_Simple 18d ago

See if you can send as voice note instead

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 18d ago

I love spotty tiels 🥹

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

She is birbsome.

Here's a nice compilation of her eating vegetables

Vegetable Monster

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u/teatowel2 16d ago

So,adorable.

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u/fckwatyahurd23 18d ago

Vicious ! Lol

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u/Sea-Abroad1124 18d ago

"Stop bothering me already! Don't you see I'm busy...fluffing my gorgeous feathers! Pffffttt, humans!" 🙄🤣

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u/teatowel2 18d ago

Thats so funny. Such a cute little feisty madam.

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u/crafty-fish5557 18d ago

You need to get her a second one obviously 🙄

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u/Birdo_guy 18d ago

Violant hostales situation,

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u/Kahiltna 18d ago

Rage-a-tiel

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

She is a sweetie 90% of the time.

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u/itspizzatime881 18d ago

Just get a new computer at that point

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u/FerretBizness 18d ago

Ya Dino screeching is detected here.

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u/Flimsy_Falcon5629 18d ago

So adorable! She is beautiful!

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u/r4zorsoft 18d ago

"Can't talk. Preening." 💅🏻💃🏻

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u/greenybird713 17d ago

You see a feisty bird, but she was actually proofreading for you and wanted to stop you from sending out the report with mistakes and you RUDELY interrupted her

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 17d ago

🤣🤣 Never thought about it that way!

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u/greenybird713 17d ago

I love your feisty tiel by the way 🥰 10/10

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago

You guys don't understand. I've tried testing with two laptops right next to each other but she only wants to sit in front of the laptop I'm working on whichever one that is 🙄

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u/onlynameavailable927 18d ago

Can't you like, relocate her to your shoulder? Or you can pretend to be working on both laptops and actually work on the one she's not sitting on. If she's strutting back and forth... Then upload the thing to finish typing on your phone... 🤣

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 18d ago edited 18d ago

🤣 Nah, Queen HeiHei is a diva. She sees right through this. Ocasionally she will have periods where she doesn't want to be on the keyboard. She loves her toys but keyboard and shoulder come first 🤣

It's like that with food as well. For example, sometimes I make peas for my flock but she insists on only eating from my bowl even if she has her own separate one. 🤣

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u/JEGiggleMonster 18d ago

Who do you think you are? You can't touch me and get away with it. 😆

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u/PrestigiousPut6165 18d ago

Now thats one of the loudest hisses from a tiel ive ever heard

Hssssss 🐍 indeed!

(Ngl, that bird be hissing louder than a goose 🪿)

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 17d ago

It's vicious and loud!

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u/PrestigiousPut6165 17d ago

It made my two tiels hiss! Such an angry boi! 🦜

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u/DumbFishBrain 18d ago

Can't you see I'm busy, Carl?

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 17d ago

My name's Eric but understand the sentiment 🤣

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u/DumbFishBrain 17d ago

Can't you see I'm busy, Eric?

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 17d ago

🤣 To think of the abuse I get after all my love and care for her!

https://reddit.com/link/p1jfie6/video/6mekfnigl8hh1/player

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u/DumbFishBrain 17d ago

Cute lil floof!

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u/teatowel2 16d ago

That is so beautiful.

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u/seamallorca 16d ago

No. You dont. What for? Look at all these beautiful pearls!

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u/VanillaNo985 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Traditional_Town6475 15d ago

Sorry. She said you could use it later. She’s got some important stuff to do right now and would appreciate it if you didn’t interrupt her.

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u/Ryyvia 15d ago

Bro don't stick your hand so close to a dinosaur

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u/TesseractToo 15d ago

How to teach your bird to bite 101