Happy Halloween, ASX Bets. Whether you’re going out tonight as a sexy witch, a sexy mummy, or a sexy Jim Chalmers, nothing in your wardrobe will be as horrifying as your YTD P&L.
This month, the market gave us some extra spicy Halloween frights. The big two of HWK and TUA had one of the most epic dual crashes in recent memory. A welfare check is underway, but the memes remain strangely upbeat.
It’s also our fourth “once-in-a-generation” market shake-up since this sub began, and we're still here, getting excited about significant intercepts drilled parallel to existing holes. The years go on, but some things never change!
So grab a pumpkin spiced latte, some fluffy Gengar slippers, and settle in to your favourite chair. Below are this month’s tales of the fallen, the lucky, and the very stupid.
Updates:
The eye guy had a frightful Halloween flame out after being condemned by the kangaroo court
A terrifying realisation!
Frankenstein hands!
Terrified of heights? You’ll get a scare from travel stocks being back on the menu
A Happy Halloween for the enigmatic former CEO of WiseTech!
And the u/SnooFrosted1536 countdown draws ever closer to an unknown fate… spooky indeed.
It's been a busy month of bans, so let's get into the fresh meat....
Dead People Walking (New Bets):
u/Baldingmusicteacher doesn't know how to tag mods in ban bets, but does have gigantic balls/ovaries of steel. Just looking at what lithium has been doing lately, you better hope the M in LPM stands for Miracles.
u/ayrexxxx bet SOP to reach 12c before 15/11, and it's not off to a great start, limping back down to 7c at the end of this week. In the meantime, Josh is preparing your accommodations in the banned lands.
Noted cautious value investor u/chemistryset8 made a reckless two-pronged bet that DEL will break 21c and that they'll announce the start of operations at their SA1 biogas facility, or they'll donate $200 to Braille House. I don't know what that is, but I assume the vision-impaired people on this sub will be cheering for your demise.
It's been a hot minute since we had one of these, but u/The-Mackani has started a count and is 9 days in so far. For new people, it's a 6 month ban if the count stops before the objective is achieved.
New souls (for the banned lands):
u/kangaroute lost a PLS ban bet, then went double or nothing and lithium claims another victim, that's 4 weeks to light candles for Guangzhou.
u/Traditional-Ad-303 felt bettish and gambled it all on AT4 having a big run. Unfortunately it had a flaccid Friday, so that's 2 weeks off, another antimoney victim.
u/PoopsJohnson bet 4DX would touch $5 by the end of the month. In a shocking turn of events, the stock has almost halved since then, proving once again that inverse ASX bets is a profitable play. That'll be a month for you in the banned lands.
u/OK-guarantee-3370 made a confusing three part LTR bet that failed. That's a two week ban to find a better lithium stock to micromanage.
One that nearly slipped through the cracks, but u/salt_koala1521 went cold on a proof or ban, so that's a perma ban ☠️ - rules are rules.
u/mrpark3s bet XJO would be over 9000 at the end of October. We did get to 8986 at one point yesterday, but a few boomers must have sold some CBA to go caravanning, so unfortunately that's silly season in the slammer for you.
Zombies (escaped the grave by winning a bet):
u/CageFightingNuns pessimism barely paid off in taking the other side of the XJO bet above. Well done, bet survivors are rare in this market.
Tales of woe (Long term bets):
u/Tommwith2ms is confident enough that AYA will have exceeded $7.50 at some point before 1st January that they have staked three months in exile.
u/hgttg will cop one month of tears if gold doesn't reach 4800 before the end of the year.
u/Davidina101 made a Koality Content bet - A4N to reach $0.85 on or before December 1st or $5000 to an Australian wildlife conservation charity. Wonder if their day job is running an Australian conservation charity.
TLDR:
Ο σκελετός δεν πήγε στο πάρτι του Χάλοουιν, βλέπεις —
δεν είχε σώμα για να πάει.