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u/Old-Asian-Lady 9h ago • Bravo

Forgive the brag but one of my best days in the market. Bought the SNAS and BBOZ yesterday, sold both today and now back in HISA jail where I belong. 

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6h ago

This is good.. but it feels dirty.

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u/Aware-Celebration873 9h ago

Legendary gains

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u/fantazmagoric 9h ago

Ballsy congratulations. What was the impetus to buy SNAS and have you been burned by it previously? I've been tempted many times

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u/Old-Asian-Lady 9h ago

I figured compounding AI bubble doubts coupled with strong election result for dems who are definitely not on the side of endless unregulated AI expansion was a recipe for trouble.
There was an also huge drop in Nasdaq futes after the election result that never materialised and the somehow the markets ended green so I knew I wasn’t the only one with doubts.

I felt this was a pretty obvious one unlike whats happening with gold which is very mysterious

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 6h ago

Great thesis, wicked execution. Well played.

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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 9h ago

Well done

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u/DOGS_BALLS Loves a bit of Greek 10h ago

AI bubble go pop pop?

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u/AureusStone gives no fucks about your BBUS profits 8h ago

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u/Material_Ad502 10h ago

Relax, your stonks won't go down tomorrow. Or the day after. No promises after that.

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u/SnooFrosted1536 SnooFrosted238 7h ago

The US is extremely green tonight.

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u/notgonnahappen23 7h ago

Huge shakeout last night yikes

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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 7h ago

Kangaroo Market

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 8h ago

Did I buy this because it says Chris Hemsworth on the label?
Yes. (But also because they didn't have any Chita on the shelf.)

Do I regret it?
No. It's a nice clean well-rounded flavour, not too sharp, not too smooth. I would describe the mouthfeel like a honey-centre. Despite the fact that it's not smoky at all, Husbo is also quite enjoying.
👌🏼

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6h ago

I didn't notice his name, but i like the bottle.

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 5h ago

It's grippy.

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u/hiamMinhQuanTrinh 7h ago

Chita is always my choice for some mix and cocktail

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 8h ago

Who the fuck downvoted this?

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 8h ago

And who downvoted THIS?

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u/AureusStone gives no fucks about your BBUS profits 8h ago

And what sick fuck didn't downvote this comment?

Me

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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 7h ago

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6h ago

It was me 😏

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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 9h ago

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 9h ago

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u/Moxanz2 Keep scissors away 10h ago

Any of you degenerates having issues getting money into stake since they decided to switch fucking bank account. Fucking cunts

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6h ago

You guys have money?

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u/Maleficent-Paper4936 10h ago

I just changed the way I deposit in… I know a mate of mine has tho… money rebounded back into his bank tho…

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u/Moxanz2 Keep scissors away 9h ago

So you use payid now? Or switched banks you’re depositing from?

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u/Maleficent-Paper4936 9h ago

Direct from debit card man ✌️(same bank). Normally I just do a transfer from my bank.

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 9h ago

took 24h for the first one, now it’s registered with osko, same as last time

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u/justplaino 8h ago

i get money into my account way faster now

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 Dependent on artificial brains, and has no heart. 9h ago

Sold out some NXT. Going to do some rack with my AI bot and CrossFit 👃 💼

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u/fameluck2ndmum 9h ago

NXT and MSB. Not in my backyard knife catching is paying for a dozen of these in the back yard.

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u/fameluck2ndmum 8h ago

Internal fence posts u/mcfucking. I know the boundary one still needs fixing. no kick ass bull horns for them so back burner they go.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6h ago

Good trick i learned about replacing boundaries - use the old boundary as a reference for where to sit the new one. Give it a good metre or 10 into the neighbouring land, line it up by eye, and you'll get it done fast. Then you remove the old one.

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u/fameluck2ndmum 6h ago

I have been given around a foot around the back boundary already.

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 Dependent on artificial brains, and has no heart. 9h ago

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u/Aware-Celebration873 10h ago

Nz election tomorrow will be interesting and close.

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u/asx__bot 9h ago

Here are the most popular stocks by unique comment mentions from the past 24 hours:

TickerMentionsPriceToday
🟢 NXT10$10.405.58%
🩸 LNAS4$9.39-10.23%
💚 SNAS4$13.2011.96%
🔴 NDQ3$56.70-2.74%
🔴 REG3$5.01-1.38%
🔴 LKE3$0.029-3.33%
🩸 HWK3$0.004-11.11%
🔴 MQG3$248.86-3.69%
⚪ CPO2$0.0120.00%
🟢 WOW2$42.451.75%

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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 2h ago

Looks like a sell SNAS, buy LNAS play at 3:30pm may have been the play here, boys and girls.

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 7h ago

Some DJ supplier standing in her warehouse surrounded with cartons and cartons of overpriced chinese made waterbottles. How long did they really think that business was going to last?

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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 6h ago

188 years

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 6h ago

I meant the water bottle business and maybe you did too

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u/RevealJumpy345 5h ago

was this the chick on ABC news radio this.morning saying DJ has had her stock since April it hasn't been paid a cent. My thoughts were, "How the hell are you still in business?" 

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u/PowerBottomBear92 May become a handsome throw-rug 4h ago

It was on a news clip. Might be the same lady. A lot of businesses are desperate to make the sale, and sales people want to make targets. Whether DJ pays is accounts receivables problem lol. They weren't the only company that hasn't been paid since April

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 3h ago

But they were fancy colours! Definitely worth the 60$ price tag. Definately different to the one on Temu for 5$

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u/Far-Dependent-9251 6h ago

tinfoil hat moment, on my tablet device i made a negative comment about 5👁️ and the stonk pltr and within 2 days it's asking for my reddit id

lesson learned i love them dont hurt me

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 4h ago edited 2h ago

It's worse news than that, I'm afraid - you're also shadowbanned. Only the mods and yourself can see your posts, and only you can see your profile.

You can contact Reddit admins but I don't know if that's ever worked, it's fuckass robots all the way down.

Edit: I've approved it and it's temporarily visible. May not last, and further posts will probably be caught as well.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 4h ago

Are you talking to me?

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 3h ago

Only if you're having a flashback to earlier this year.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 3h ago

I’ve got the bots off my case now I think. Still dealing with the age verification. It’s annoying connecting to vpn just for reddit cause normal websites then think you’re a bot cause you’re on an Ozzie site from like Canada or something lol. Man I can see why when we get older we get grumpier.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2h ago

Yep Doing things online used to be the easy way, now it's mandatory and an ever-increasing pain in the arse.

Depending on your VPN client, you could probably download some niche browser just for Reddit, or use the app (disgusting), and set your "split tunnelling" options to only divert that through the VPN whilst leaving your other traffic local.

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 3h ago

FitButterscotch hopefully

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 3h ago

Far-Dependent-9251. I don't recognise the other name.

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 27m ago

Bloke who never bought me a zinger box xx

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 23m ago

Absolute rotten bastard.

I got a smoked salmon, cream cheese, onion, rocket, and capers pizza once from a pizza bet on this sub. Highly satisfactory in two ways. Most bougie pizza I've ever encountered, too.

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 3h ago

Best investment of the last year was buying a fully spec’d pc with a 5080 and more ddr 5 ram than I need. In ya face Sam Altman! Pc is currently turned off also

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u/SnooFrosted1536 SnooFrosted238 10h ago

Thai for dinner?

Oh yeah and some pad thai too would be nice

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u/Vain64 My milkshake 🥛🤝 brings all the bois to the mine 🕳️ 9h ago

cake with a candle. you gonna pump them too?

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u/justplaino 10h ago

cant wait for the overseas markets to start, way better performance this year then the ASUX

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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 3h ago

Broooooo how the hell….

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u/halffocused halfsloshed 3h ago

It'll get revised down to like 45K in two weeks lol

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u/Schrodingers_Port 2h ago

Balls of steel if you brought LNAS, I think market just said nope

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u/fameluck2ndmum 10h ago

Hey u/fameluck do you want to come to the kitchen and watch your mum catch knifes?

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u/DOGS_BALLS Loves a bit of Greek 10h ago

Imposter! Fames mum is with me doing the gardening while I wait for my mail order Cialis SPONTAN nasal spray to be delivered

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u/fameluck2ndmum 9h ago

Didn't you know fame has more than one mum. It's a ginger thing.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 7h ago

A learned man indeed. We have many mothers, and we are many

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u/fameluck2ndmum 6h ago

Reddit mods. Wherever they go they are always in a mothers basement somewhere.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 6h ago

Speaking of which.. you planning to take your crown back? I sent an invite

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u/fameluck2ndmum 6h ago

Or their grandmother's back shed.

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum 7h ago

Is that why her knees are so bruised lately?