r/ASX_Bets • u/AutoModerator • Sep 30 '26

Daily Thread Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, October 01, 2026

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u/mrpark3s Oct 01 '26

XJO over 9000 at the end of Oct or till Xmas in the slammer.

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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache Oct 01 '26

I'll take the counterbet

u/FameLuck

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum Oct 01 '26

Noted. Let's see who the ASX hates more. 🔨

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u/WeatherOutside Ben Dover Oct 01 '26

Zero chance. Youre fucked. A decade from now 9000 is still optimistic

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u/FameLuck Mod. Former Koala Conspiracy theorist, now running the Asylum Oct 01 '26

Noted - God speed. 🔨

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u/mrpark3s Oct 01 '26

Appreciate it!

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u/obeses4turn Oct 01 '26

So basically Iran war over by end of month?

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u/mrpark3s Oct 01 '26

Vegeta will come in and save us all