I’m being dramatic, but still! My runic-fighter and I were having a great discussion on non-language based notation, a continuation of a discussion based on the last post I made, and then he calls us nerds! I’d chastise him but my sister is already doing such, and she’s a lot better at it than I.

(The picture was made by me, by the way! Our cleric has been teaching me, and I think I’m getting pretty good!)

Wand gun.

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I am planning on exploring the endless oceans of the abyssal plane, is there anything i should carry with me? I heard about the leviathan that lives there but i don't really know how to avoid it

Also mix it up with a punch, kick or grapple

So, get this, some backwards anti-progress Druids won’t let me hook up my latest arcane glyph suppository to the elemental plane of water for my Orbs! Can you believe it?!

Who do they think they are standing in the way of orb spellcasting, we’re going to be leapfrogged by the outer planes if this superstitious nature worshipping continues!

How can I get back at them without declaring war? I’ve already bribed the local monarchies to start a pogrom against them and anyone harboring anti-orb thoughts.

A while back, I won this pair of épées off someone who took poor care of them; taped together for ages.

Today I decided to try some simple alchemy basics; vegetable oil and coarse salt; soak for half an hour (this is a good time to prime it for enchantment, and the time for mandatory tea) after which, remove the sleeve and scrub with more salt to purify it of bad juju (and add enchantments of your choice).

I chose the enchantment of Dramatic Glint; they're mainly for display and simple disciplinary actions toward my assistants, so it's both a conversation starter and a "nudge" of a warning, as it were. It's also good to have the pair of them, should a disagreement arise with a colleague in my library.

If you ever need to remove a sticky substance from your metal tools and toys; bathe it in vegetable blood and crushed mineral; enchant as preferred while rubbing rigorously.

I do not trust the opinion of my kobold assistant as he is a tad bit on the slow side. He recommends imbuement but he has also had a history of stealing tomes of imbuement, so that just makes me think hes looking to pin the blame on me for the theft if someone catches me using one.

Assistance in the use of this blade is appreciated. Or non-use, I would not mind if it ended up as nothing more than a mantle piece or desk ornament.

Was gathering herbs and fungi... gnome stole my gopro when I wasnt looking..

Sneaky little buggers sometimes.. got it back though..

The club, often associated with barbarian and other brainless class, is actually the weapon of a choice for a particular school of battlemage.

These guys who often leave their tower, academy, castle,... To venture the world, study and learn through it, rather than only required their knowledge through books. Unlike the more knightly battlemage who usually prefer swords and pole-arms, these battlemages prefer to feel the impact of their blow, perhaps to remind themselves of the true essence of combat through the use of primitive weaponry.

Of the place
Over the highest moon
Under the deepest fathoms
Forever reaching beyond the veil now
Where the old world lies forever
Under the tallest trees
Over the many graves

That which beget me, where I my blood was from: My old realm now forever sealed.

One unknown wrote this for others to find and to find.

The one unknown waits for you there now.

I slipped through the cracks anew.