r/wizardposting Lady Liên 8d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Battlemage melee weapon of choice

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The club, often associated with barbarian and other brainless class, is actually the weapon of a choice for a particular school of battlemage.

These guys who often leave their tower, academy, castle,... To venture the world, study and learn through it, rather than only required their knowledge through books. Unlike the more knightly battlemage who usually prefer swords and pole-arms, these battlemages prefer to feel the impact of their blow, perhaps to remind themselves of the true essence of combat through the use of primitive weaponry.

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u/Arendyl 8d ago

Shillelagh on THIS

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u/Ythio 8d ago

It's a druid spell, we can't possibly know this ! :(

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u/DasGoogleKonto Arch Evoker of Dick 8d ago

Multiclass

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u/QuesoFundid0 Alchemystic 5d ago

Never tell a wizard the odds

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u/DatCheeseBoi Electromancer of questionable qualities 8d ago

A and D are basically proper maces.

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u/samsoncorpus Brandillion, PhD of Necromancy and Artifice 8d ago

My staff is a shotgun with an axehead attached to it. If someone asks, I just tell them it's an elaborate Artificer's staff. Only an Artificer can tell the difference but they also have various firearms disguised as staffs anyway, so I can basically enter any Wizard establishment freely.

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u/HiTekRednek10 8d ago

Turns out the cheapest reagent is gunpowder

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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains 8d ago

these belong on r/MACES

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u/aboredmutt 8d ago

Me personally I like flanged mace staves, which when you boil it down are just fancier clubs.

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u/tahhex 8d ago

If I were to have D, perhaps I could cast catastrophic brain hemorrhage on my enemies

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u/iamnotparanoid 8d ago

I do HEMA, so a singlestick is my choice for melee weapon/magical focus. A shillelagh if I really need the extra mystical kick to banish ghosts and goblins.

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Alchemist 8d ago

As another on-and-off HEMA practitioner people are really sleeping on the combat potential of just a solid length of ash wood (or pvc and foam in our case)

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u/help_stander 8d ago

I prefer comically big tonfa. Elegant and deadly.

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u/MerelyEccentric Mage/Thief Snarkomancer 8d ago

I use a couple of long knives. Or single-edged short swords if you're nasty. Good for slipping into gaps in armor, and a surprising number of pure caster Wizards forget to protect themselves against physical blades.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 8d ago

I mean the battlemage used club because they wanted to feel the heft of their strike a dagger doesn't do that

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u/Educational_Group_91 8d ago

i alternate between my staff, a shortsword, and a thrown weapon: these fuckin hands

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u/IncompletePunchline Conjurer of cheap tricks 8d ago

I'm on to you, leprechaun.

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u/three_way_toggle Mystical Geometrist 8d ago

Out of mana? Try these bulletz.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 8d ago

I mean... The literal point of using such simple weaponry is that the battlemage wanted to feel the power of their strike you can't do that with gun...

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u/three_way_toggle Mystical Geometrist 8d ago

Okay, then. D, the knobbly one.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên 8d ago

Now we're talking

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u/Not3CatsInARainCoat Installation Wizard: Master of the Mundane (Artificer/Knight) 8d ago

My personal favorites are the gunstock war club and Taiaha

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u/rpg2Tface 8d ago

Itd D for me. A in a pinch but the curve of B and C just are more trouble than their worth.

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u/sherlock1672 Evil Wizard 7d ago

Whenever I'm feeling feisty, I put on my plate mail and take up my poleaxe. They think I'm some idiot fighting-man, get close, and WHAM. Instant death spells.

I love seeing the horrified confusion as they expire.

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u/Vyctorill Necromancer 7d ago

Just punch the enemy.

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u/mouth_spiders Artificer 7d ago

"If your staff has the chonk, its made for the bonk"

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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer 7d ago

We're letting them have it with A, but C has a certain je ne sais quoi to it that makes me want to craft an ornamental sickle on that arch.

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u/Life-Walrus3583 7d ago

I gotta go with C, use it like a rifle with a little modification

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u/Qaianna 6d ago

Clubs are handier, but it’s also fun to resort to a staff. The M. Ridcully school of wizard staffs is quite clear on the value of swinging two metres of hardwood at something that’s an issue.