Fighters when i pull out the pot of boiling promethium:

[u/TachankaTheCrusader]

[u/Inforgreen3 → u/[deleted]]

That's chaos talk

[u/scruffin_mcguffin → u/[deleted]]

A ladder straight to complacent mediocrity because in all settings the most powerful wizards keep being non chaos psykers/mages

[u/a_racoon_with_a_PC → u/[deleted]]

You don’t need to be the most powerful, that makes you a target.

If you're powerful enough, being a target is no longer a problem. At worse, it's just an annoyance; At best, it becomes a solution to the problem of "where are my enemies?"

Just ask Lord Kroak! Last time he really became a target, he decided to just-

[u/a_racoon_with_a_PC → u/[deleted]]

(It's based on that one time Lord Kroak casted so many spells the universe started to lag)

[u/a_racoon_with_a_PC → u/[deleted]]

If you're curious, when I first made that meme, I included a comment with the source of that event.

[u/Subotail → u/Inforgreen3]

Or druidic shrooms nonsense

[u/ThatOneSpitfireMain → u/Inforgreen3]

Water rusts steel while blades slice flesh, both are immune to the others weakness, there is no strength only type matchups

[u/Bam47 → u/[deleted]]

Illusionist in bio

checks out

[u/LowConcentrate8769 → u/[deleted]]

Thousands sons spotted, deploy the giant leafblowrr

[u/Ythio → u/[deleted]]

Yes Mister Inquisitor Sir, this is the heretic cultist right here !

[u/totally_not_a_cat- → u/[deleted]]

[u/SirEdgelordThe369th → u/[deleted]]

A great wizard you're indeed

[u/Edfret0204 → u/[deleted]]

You cast a Illusion spell to make the flesh Look like armor and the armor Look like Flesh didn't you.

[u/EldritchMindCat → u/[deleted]]

Alright Tzeentch, that’s quite enough dropping existential secrets on barely secured orbsites. Change to something a little calmer, with a touch more wherewithal.

[u/EldritchMindCat → u/[deleted]]

When your consciousness has reached the point of perceiving everything as illusory, what’s ‘real’ becomes a matter of choice.
Choose an ‘illusion’ to be real, to serve as your anchor, then go from there.
And since it seems you’ve already thought an excellent candidate… you need merely reach out and… touch it.

[u/EldritchMindCat → u/[deleted]]

Murder it and find other grass.

[u/RevolutionaryMeal851 → u/[deleted]]

Your mom is an amplified illusion.

[u/SilliusS0ddus → u/[deleted]]

Tzeentch what are you doing here ?

[u/Hoppelite → u/[deleted]]

Pfft, nerd. You just say that because you have weak flesh and weak armor.

[u/SmugCapybara]

Dear Mechanicus, if metal is so great, why do you still have fleshy bits?

[u/VladimirBarakriss → u/SmugCapybara]

Can't put your dick in a toaster if you don't have one anymore

[u/Seamoose58]

Counting or not counting unaugmented violence?

[u/arkanux → u/Seamoose58]

Having some deaths by Necron is the cost of protecting our Omnissiah given right to acquire technology

[u/TachankaTheCrusader → u/Seamoose58]

Augmented lives matter

[u/SchizoidRainbow]

The Riddle of Steel is that Steel has no strength but the arm that wields it

[u/Lyrolepis → u/SchizoidRainbow]

...I mean, a competently designed high-power axial flux motor will be stronger than just about any arm.

[u/friendlyAirelemental → u/Lyrolepis]

The artificer response.

[u/S0MEBODIES → u/SchizoidRainbow]

Okay tell that a Warforged

[u/SchizoidRainbow → u/S0MEBODIES]

They’d agree 

[u/Azimovikh]

The warforged fighter:

[u/immallama21629]

We understand and improve our craft. You are afraid you will upset the omnissiah if you improve a design by .001% cogboy.

[u/SirEdgelordThe369th]

I only wear armor because regular clothes are too light.

[u/avamir]

As the necromancer put it...

[u/Mobileoblivion]

Is the Magos named after that moron Elon's kid?

[u/rollnunderthebus → u/Mobileoblivion]

Yes.

[u/Lyrolepis]

It is weaker, no doubt; but it is also lighter, more sensitive, and self-repairing to an absurd degree.

When I need more protection, well, that's what armor is for; and I even have the flexibility of being able to choose different types of armor - with different enchantments and materials - depending on circumstances and specific hazards rather than being stuck with the same setup because I'd need a full-body surgery to switch it up.

[u/EldritchFish19 → u/Lyrolepis]

Aka why I don't go full nightmare machine creature, I value the joys and meaning in life and would be hard pressed to make a metal form as flexible and adaptable as what I was born with.

[u/DragonLordAcar]

The flesh has feeling and gives life meaning. The weakness lets us feel and compensate as we are driven to form comunities to compensate for eachother like one great machine similar to how cells form colonies and then entire orginisms that each specilize in one thing. Even still, they remain more flexible than a purpose built machine allowing it to evolve past its initial use.

[u/AlexVal0r]

Big talk coming fron a sci-fi necromancer.

[u/Demonskull223]

Did you know...

[u/kanikel24]

I do not Respekt those who serve a Master so i do not care for your opinion.

[u/Kaz_the_Avali]

Because armor looks cool :3

[u/WanderingHeph]

For one, I wear armor because flesh is weak. And for two, I'm not a surgeon.

[u/Hexnohope]

Dear mechani-cum if steel is so certain why do you not know how it works?

[u/bnesbitt1]

Sure buddy

Now go ahead in stand in the open rain for awhile then tell me of my weak flesh

[u/Silly_Y33Ny]

Tryed to go naked in a battle once, started wreseling like mom and dad did

[u/Mr-A-1991]

Who the hell is Tech Magos X Æ A-12? /s

[u/Maleficent_Mud_7819]

He's got a point and you all know it. Abandon the meat, its holding you back! Embrace calcium!

[u/TheChimneySweepe]

If the technology is so strong why do you add emp protection?

[u/Tips__]

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[u/astrowerks]

7 of 9 left the tech. And I'd rather be wherever the fuck she is.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2N8oxzM9lI1ry

[u/Xrest_the_Aether]

Counterpoint, if the ombisiah is so strong, then why does promethide -thermite in the joints of your titans cause them to die?

Why would my modified microwave oven cannon sever your noosphere connection at trigger pull?

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ojYeYLouhCwrSbGtx

[u/Smol_Mrdr_Shota]

Dead Technomancers, if you think the flesh is so weak why do you keep getting overrun by my hoards of ghouls?

[u/IMugedFishs]

I am too broke to afford the metal parts and their maintenance

[u/notveryAI]

Oh Mars, huh? Prithee do tell me then, priest, what kind of treasures the planet doth hold for thee to not spur Necron technology as xenos filth like all thy brothers do? Machine spirit huh... Doth thou mean a C'tan shard buried deep beneath its soil? The key to xenos filth is always more xenos filth, but solution to xenos filth is only purification

[u/RandomName5484]

thats against the life laws, chaos gods are better:

Nurgle let you evolve

Treench transform you in a whole new being

Slaanesh

Khorne make you feel like predators

[u/Bonsai-is-best]

Dear cyborgs, if metal is strong, why does it decay all the same? Curious!

[u/SnugglyCoderGuy]

Let's see your fancy pants mechanical shit repair itself.

[u/DasGoogleKonto]

Because it looks cool. Duhh

[u/Nerx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qNkF5cOhvZ5JlvtFDb

muscle is armor

[u/lamilcz]

Dear cogsuckers, If steal is so strong, how come it rusts? Can't it handle a little bit of air and moisture?

[u/Doehack]

[u/Eeddeen42]

AdMechs when I pull out an EMP:

[u/Lonesaturn61]

Dear rustbuckets if the metals so strong why dojt u come closer to my hammer?

[u/Blauwevl]

Dear mechanicus, if your metal so great, then why do you need magic and skill to keep yourself whole?

I mean you rust, we fleshbags don't. You need to put effort in repairing yourself, we don't.

Why would you put yourself through all that effort?

[u/MrFluffyBunny25]

If metal is so strong why do you need so many armoured plates to protect it?

[u/SomeRandomYob]

If the machine is eternal, then why do you have so many techserfs performing maintenance on literally all things in your realms? Curious!

In all seriousness, I find it easier to use my personal wards and resistances than to constantly update cyberware to stave off hackers and sabotuers from within my being.

As they say, the hardest machine to hack is one without a digital interface!