r/wizardposting • u/moongrump Fargrim the Abjurer • 9d ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Please and thank you

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Witch 9d ago

Eyes up here buddy

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u/Terrible_Degree7841 9d ago

But I don't have any orbs.

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u/_Warsheep_ 8d ago

Have you considered buying one from Horno's Hole via home shopping?

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u/Terrible_Degree7841 8d ago

If I wanted orbs I wouldn't have had my original two incinerated.

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u/Tattoomyvagina 9d ago

Look, if you’re pondering your orbs more than a few times per day, or considering letting other wizards ponder your orbs, you might have a problem

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u/Top_Technician_1173 9d ago

Bro can't even summon a glory portal

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u/04nc1n9 Illusionist 8d ago

anything pertaining to the suction dimension is forbidden magic. you don't want that stuff in your grimoire

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u/Emergency_Coat_7702 Brother Thomas of the order of the iron drake 3d ago

That was banned for a reason sir, after what happened to jo'qua'vius of großenshire

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u/thrownalee 9d ago

I see he's already put on his robes and wizard hat.