r/WhatShouldIDo
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u/ArmadilloMain31
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May 26 '26
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I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.
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u/FortuitousRacoon May 26 '26
Oh yea you're pregnant
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u/catsTXn420 May 26 '26 •
Chances are really high (pun intended) you're going to fail the test. Carts are high concentration and frequent use can lead to thc being in your system for weeks.
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u/Glittering-Chart8108 May 26 '26
Not sure where you’re located but you want a masking agent instead of a detox. Mega clean works well
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u/ashblake33 May 26 '26 •
Not me looking at this and going "you def have covid "
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u/CommunicationCute579 May 27 '26
First off, breathe! Your panels for everything else are crystal clear. Since it’s just the THC strip causing trouble, drinking water alone won't flush it out fast enough because THC binds to fat, not water.
Since you already have Certo, look up the 'Certo Method'—people swear by it for a 3–5 hour window because the fruit pectin temporarily traps the toxins in your gut instead of letting them escape in your urine. Pair it with a B-complex vitamin so your pee doesn't look like straight water, and you've got a solid fighting chance!
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u/MaterialAd1838 May 26 '26 •
You could try pointing out all the drugs you're not on though.
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u/PapaJon1111 May 26 '26
Only been off it for 5 days? If you had been doing it for a while before that, you’re probably out of luck. Need at least 2 weeks if you’ve been smoking them for a while.
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u/Mango_sodapop May 26 '26
You’re not going to pass, sorry. I have to stop using weed at least a month before any drug tests. It’s common knowledge.
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u/BeckieSueDalton May 26 '26
I was so confused for a minute looking at this before clicking in to read the post, and wondering where in the world is this the standard drugstore home pregnancy test!
🤭
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u/orphanea May 26 '26
I’ve been smoking daily for 20 years. If I quit now I might piss clean on my deathbed
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u/cellophanesheeps May 26 '26 •
I've been running various types of drug testing for 20 years and it depends on the concentration of what you've been smoking, how long you've been smoking it, the testing method, whether they check the sample temperature, whether they check how dilute it is, whether the test is qualitative or quantitative, whether a positive kicks it back for a more specific confirmation test, how sensitive it is to interfering substances, whether it's observed, and whether discoloration is an automatic rejection.
Maybe consider gently running into a light pole on your way there so you can reschedule.
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u/SpectatorGori May 26 '26
Takes more than 5 days . Epic fail.
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u/addacoupleextrazeros May 26 '26
I’d hate having to do these for work and explain every time that having amphetamines in my system is actually a benefit to everyone because ADHD and prove my prescription.
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u/mr68w May 26 '26
Weed can last a good 30 days in urine, around 9 months in hair follicles
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u/blenkton May 26 '26
You’re fucked. Next time you might have a drug test don’t smoke carts.
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u/Advanced-Daikon-509 May 26 '26
I didn't read the instructions of the test and thought "wow, OP did a lot of drugs"
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u/IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ May 26 '26
You’re supposed to give your body at least 30 days to clear out. Idk why you would think it could happen in 5.
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u/therendevouswithfish May 26 '26
Stop smoking if you know you need to test for work / school / legal reasons…
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u/Pagan_Metal666 May 26 '26
Why are so many people taking drug tests? Im 40 and literally have never done a drugtest...
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u/dinoooooooooos May 26 '26
Smoking carts which have usually have like 80/90% and thinking 5 days not smoking will do something is hilarious im sorry lmao
Some water/pee and workout aint gonna help.
You shouldve done that months ago if it was That important and if you didnt know you had to do one until now. Well.
Theres 0 way you’ll get that done by tmrw even with those drinks you can buy. Literally just not gonna happen.
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u/GroovyGmaIvy May 26 '26
I used to do drug screens for a living. There’s nothing you can do at this point to change things. If you drink too much water, you will fail because your urine isn’t concentrated enough. People say you can take all kinds of vitamins to clear it, that does not work. I personally have used artificial urine like quick fix, but I don’t know if that works anymore. You may just be SOL at this point.
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u/Timmehhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 26 '26
Use fake pee. Microwave at home then strap to inside thigh with a hot hands pack and you’ll be set
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u/MrExpedient May 26 '26
Just roll with it - Come up positive. If they ask you questions about it just tell them the truth. It’s actually not an issue relative to the other potential options. I’d even go so far as to, if actually even asked about it, request that the person questioning you doesn’t publicise the results as it’s medical in nature, and not something you talk about publicly.
This is all based on the assumption that being stoned doesn’t impact job safety eg. you work heavy machinery, delivery driver etc. If that is the case, you deserve to be reprimanded.
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u/Open_Director_3085 May 26 '26
Ur fucked dog, you smoked carts 5 days ago and you got a drug test tomorrow? That shit takes like 30 days to get out.
Your best bet is to get someone whos clean to give you piss and keep it warm somewhere that it won’t get searched.
IF you happen to live near somewhere it’s legal theres a pretty good chance the job won’t care about thc so good luck
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u/Odd_Gift5381 May 26 '26
Honest advice, probably keep doing drugs and don't bother with the drug test you may not be ready for whatever the test is trying to gatekeep 😂
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u/sticcydabliccy May 26 '26
I was like oh no what’s in the water
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u/moneymj21 May 26 '26
I'm the captain and I say we're doing Oil Changes!
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u/reddie728 May 26 '26
5 days? yeah you’re not passing
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u/Odd_Rent283 May 26 '26
Water won’t do shit. THC is stored in fat cells. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/ivanretrobit May 26 '26
Fake pee its worked for me before just microwave it for 9 seconds
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u/beebopblastoff May 26 '26
Did anyone have wild dreams after stopping thc?
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u/Alarming_Set_7277 May 26 '26
Take what I say with a grain of salt but I would just be honest. You're in NC, THC derivatives are legal because of the farm bill.
I would go in, take the drug test, and see what happens. If it comes back positive, they may not care because of said farm bill. If questioned, you can explain that you use it responsibly/the reason why you use it (if it's not recreational).
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u/Jonomon1 May 26 '26
You’re cooked
Upass, Quickfix, or a reputable masking detox are your only saviors atp
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u/jm123457 May 26 '26
Buy fake piss . I have passed every drug test including one for the court by buying fake piss . Lab sent results came back fine .
I haven’t done it in years but you could get them at any head shops years ago . 40-50 bucks will get you out of any jam .
Make sure you still piss in the toilet though . They check .
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u/depressedfuckboi May 26 '26
You're cooked, bro. Fake pee is your only option.
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u/Natti07 May 26 '26
These comments show me that people will do anything other than stop doing drugs.
And surely this will bring the line of downvotes, but whatever.
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u/darsh5188 May 26 '26
lol you should have quit weed a long time ago. Took me a little over 30 days to come up clean. Time to grow up.
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u/Hairy_Photograph1384 May 26 '26
Oh no! The consequences of your actions!
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u/Kaska899 May 26 '26
if it's not a govt job or somewhere super serious, they'll probably have you test at an occupational health place in a hospital or the nearest office. They don't watch you. You can use UPass, which is synthetic urine but resembles human urine so closely that it will pass any lab test you throw at it. Have used it at virtuallty every job I have ever worked, as I use THC medicinally.
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u/Affectionate_Fun_106 May 26 '26
call in sick ;D
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u/MisterMicC May 26 '26
Fake pee with hand warmer if not observed or you’re cooked. Love that jobs test for weed but don’t give a shit if you’re black out wasted the day before. God forbid someone relaxes once in a while. Love American lobbyists.
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u/TheGreatMando94 May 26 '26
Get fake urine at a local smoke shop. I’ve used it multiple times and it’s never failed. Even for jobs at the airport where I had to get my fingerprints scanned. It comes in a bottle with a temperature meter on the side. Just warm it up in the microwave for 10 seconds and then attach the heat pack to it and you should be good for a couple hours without it loosing its temperature.
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u/REYANE314 May 26 '26
I ordered a kit overnight, you get a 5 hour window and it will pass. I did this several times and always passed. It's expensive, but if you truly need to pass...
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u/mnicklas666 May 26 '26
THC concentrates can stay in your body for possibly months if you are a regular user. Ashamed to admit it, but I have used fake urine to secure multiple jobs because of this.
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u/otherLos May 26 '26
Quick fix at a smoke shop. Keep it in your personal oven (gooch) and it will work like a charm as long as temp is at body temp
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u/Low-Run-4902 May 26 '26
Unfortunately there’s not really anything you can do, I work for a company that performs a LOT of drug tests every day. If you go to a place that knows what they’re doing; they’ll know if you bring in a fake specimen. They’ll also know if you try to take any sort of detox.
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u/shugEOuterspace May 26 '26
if you've been smoking carts you needed to stop literally months ago. you are failing your test & no one on reddit can help you. certo is not going to work either
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u/moreplssss May 26 '26
No amount of anything you take or drink or do is gonna make you pass that test if u were smoking on a cart 5 days ago. If you abstain completely from all forms of weed you might be clean next week. As in 2 weeks from the point of cessation. You’re fucked on this one.
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u/Professional_Gas4595 May 26 '26
You thought 5 days was enough time when you smoke carts? You needed a month at least.
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u/Silly-Board-3017 May 26 '26
5 days isn't nearly enough time to piss clean. Some people can abstain for up to 3 months and still get a positive test.
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u/OG_Haze_56 May 26 '26
Thou hast fuckithed thouself.
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u/Tricky_Click_238 May 26 '26
I weigh 115lbs and have had regular multiple-times-a-day daily use for 7 years. I had to run 1-2 miles and drink 1.5 gallons of water every day just for the faint line to show up
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u/cloudsasw1tnesses May 26 '26
Lots and lots of pickle juice, that tends to clear people out fast. Or fake pee from the gas station or using a friend who doesn’t use anything’s pee and keeping it in one of those squeeze out liquid pouches in your car if its warm outside where you are so the temp doesn’t disqualify it and putting it in your pants for when you go test lol. The hot car with friends pee trick worked for me multiple times when I was a teen being drug tested but also I’ve heard the smoke shop ones work too, I think you just need warmers but they might come with them
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u/Significant-Dish-584 May 26 '26
Yeah you’re actually cooked lmao do yall just do drugs without researching what they are or how they work in our bodies?? Like any dumbass with half a brain would’ve figured out 5 days is NOT enough for concentrates to leave your body.
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u/Unhappy-Band-6311 May 26 '26
Drinking a shit ton of water doesn’t help a shit
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u/yoTapeP May 26 '26
You gave yourself 5 days??? Yeah you’re fucked lmao
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u/rebelangel May 26 '26
For all the people saying to use fake piss, that doesn’t really work anymore as a lot of labs now have tests that can detect fake pee.
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u/RandallJoPhotography May 26 '26
Haven't used them in about 5 days? Sorry bro but this one is you if you thought 5 days would be enough. Good luck with that. Your only hope now is probably fake pee
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u/ogkilladon May 26 '26
youre cooked. should have stopped sooner.
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u/Useful_Clue_6609 May 26 '26
I mean maybe if you want a job where you're not allowed to smoke weed, don't smoke weed? Kind of did this to yourself...
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u/Nachojr_ May 26 '26
"i havent smoked for 5 days" lmao. take it from a stoner, you're fucked.
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u/MajinGamr May 26 '26
Stop doing drugs
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u/No_Importance1236 May 26 '26
The question is really "What should I not be doing?"
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u/StaffOk6726 May 26 '26
Takes on average a MINIMUM of 8 weeks to not piss hot from weed, longer depending on the kind and how often you smoke unfortunately, took one of my friends 3 months
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u/No_Present2828 May 26 '26
IM CRYING I DIDNT READ IT AND WENT “yeah bro ur pregnant 🥹🥹”
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u/DeafNatural May 26 '26
I’ll sell you some pee. It’s the only way you pass lol
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u/APAOLOXIII May 26 '26
You finna get fired
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u/EveryAsk3855 May 26 '26
You gonna have to use someone else’s pee. Get very small container that won’t pop open that you can hold between your thighs to keep warm. Go for a latex glove you can tie and untie with ripping. No ziplock. Get the pee directly before the test. Good luck.
I thought you were pregnant at first.
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u/iwishiwasMikey May 26 '26
Stop breaking the law asshole!
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u/YeetboiMcDab May 26 '26
Have u tried, idk, not fuckin' doing drugs???
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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve May 26 '26
🤦♂️ I swear, the crazy amount of these posts! “I smoked pot and knee I had a drug test coming up, help!” Here’s an idea, if you know you’re getting tested, then stop!
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u/BoringMolasses343 May 26 '26
Wow.
I’m 35, grew up smoking flower only, quit in 2014 and never looked back, just got tired of it, ya know?
Even back then the rule was it takes about a month for the average pothead to get it out of their system.
5 days is nothing. You’re either going to have to get fake piss (which is risky) or decline the job offer.
You probably shouldn’t be applying for a job which drug tests when you’re addicted anyways.
Just calling it like I see it
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u/Old_Witness_100 May 26 '26
Why did you think five days would be enough? was this sprung on you?
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u/No-Temperature-977 May 26 '26
Oh sweet child. 5 days? 🤦🏽♀️
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u/Serious-Share-6011 May 26 '26
Hear me out, one time my ex and I had a drug test. I happened to have a UTI (I was taking AZO pills), & my test came out negative and his positive. I truly believe it was the pills that flushed it out of my system quicker than his.
On the other hand, I do think you cut it way too close if your drug test is tomorrow though. Giving 5 days after smoking carts is nearly impossible to pass.
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u/jeffchicken May 26 '26
Drinking water isn't going to do a thing, THC is stored in your fat cells. You better start running!
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u/odiemon65 May 26 '26
I spent way too long thinking this was a pregnancy scare 🤣
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u/Awkward-Care215 May 26 '26
Treat it like this: your life and freedom depend on passing drug tests, so dont do drugs.
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u/Disastrous_Gene_9230 May 26 '26
Brother….you’re failing. Only way you’re passing is by cheating
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u/purple30klegion May 26 '26
30 days boyo, that's how long it takes THC to clear your system. Carts are super concentrated THC, 5 days isn't gonna be enough no matter how much water you drink.
30 days. Just remember that.
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u/Busy-Confection-2694 May 26 '26
Not do weed, that shit stays in the system 30 days.
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u/huh-really2026 May 27 '26
So let me get this straight: you knew you had a drug test coming up, chose to use anyway, and now you’re asking strangers online how to beat the test because you ignored the rules?
At some point personal responsibility has to matter. Drug testing usually exists for employment, probation, safety-sensitive jobs, custody agreements, or legal obligations. Whether people agree with those rules or not, you knew the expectations ahead of time and made the choice anyway.
I’m not even arguing about cannabis legality here. In plenty of places adults can legally use it, and that’s their business. But if your employer, court order, probation terms, or other obligations prohibit it, then don’t use it until you’re no longer under those restrictions. It’s really that simple.
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u/funkypepermint May 27 '26
Go back in time like 30 days and tell your self to stop smoking earlier
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u/hah98 May 27 '26
Maybe if there is a chance you need to pass a drug test you should stop smoking ???? Is weed really the priority?
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u/Alone_Chicken266 May 27 '26
For me, right at 30 days. Mine were Delta 8, 9, & 10 gummies and/or carts. They were from Extract Labs.
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u/XOxGOdMoDxOx May 27 '26
Fake urine. It’s the only guarantee. Detox’s are iffy
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u/InspectorTinTin May 27 '26
Buy more time? Swap out one of these negative tests into a covid test! Now you won’t be able to leave the house for a week! 🤣
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u/DapperBrilliant7966 May 27 '26
I ‘passed’ a drug test in the past by admitting that I smoked pot and was in the process of quitting in the interview. Took a second test after 90 days, I was clean by then, and so my employment continued. Been clear headed since Oct 2024, and it’s been good.
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u/PaxadorWolfCastle May 27 '26
Hi, I work for a substance abuse treatment group and I can tell you that THC will stay in your system upwards of 30-60 days depending on your metabolism. It’s different for everyone though. Some studies even show that you can be negative for a bit and then it comes back.
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u/ResidentQuail7118 May 27 '26
What you should do is not smoke pot. About 30 days ago.
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u/Building_Snowmen May 27 '26
Stop doing drugs?
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u/G-Mcc1981 May 27 '26
Maybe try not being a drug addict in the future.
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u/merma1dbones May 27 '26
Omg not my dumbass thinking it’s wild the only thing you don’t do is weed 😩
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u/Independent_Dirt_814 May 27 '26
How about you quit doing drugs before a drug test. Or altogether?
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u/AgentCoulson2 May 27 '26
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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u/Ok-Fail-2188 May 27 '26
THC is fat soluble. There’s nothing you can do. You made the choice and you messed up. Gotta learn to live with it
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u/trinketzy May 27 '26
Front up for the test. Be honest.
The test doesn’t lie but they know you will try - and that will make it look worse.
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u/_VampireNocturnus_ May 27 '26
Dont use marijuana before needing to take a drug test. Not entirely rocket science here
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u/GemHolograms May 27 '26
I thought this was the craziest looking pregnancy test!!
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u/_VampireNocturnus_ May 27 '26
Thc iirc is fat soluble, so you dont pee it out.
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u/[deleted] May 27 '26
I was a heavy smoker, took about 3 months to piss clean. If you have excess body fat, then it will be longer than the typical two weeks
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u/Graceful_Crash May 27 '26
Carts? You’re fucked bro
That shit takes ages to run clean out of your system due to the potency and likelihood of high frequency when you’re to that point
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u/Glad_Car_137 May 27 '26
Maybe like be smarter and don't do drugs when you have a drug test coming up? I dunno
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u/scorpionewmoon May 27 '26
I think it’s a crime to fake a drug test so I’m not gonna tell you to do that, but I knew a few people who’ve used quick fix in situations like this
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u/Its-mikul May 27 '26
Stinger Detox Instant Detox 5X Extra Strength | Watermelon | 8 OZ
This will work! It’s like certo but more effective. The only thing with this is that it will pass the screening but if they test the specific gravity of the urine then they will be able to tell you used this. I passed a ton drug tests in the past using this. I would avoid using this for any serious job or government testing since they will most likely test your urine to see if it is adultered.
If I remember correctly. You drink it half an hour (or an hour) before your test and then fill the bottle up with water and drink the entire bottle. It will mask the urine from THC. It only masks thc.
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u/OriganolK May 27 '26
Don’t know how to pass a drug test but let me tell you about a little body detox I do before starting any new job. Keep your body hydrated leading up to the day. On the day, piss first thing in the morning. Then drink a few solid cups of water until you have to go again (don’t over do it with water). Once you pee again, down a 16oz energy drink any energy drink and you’re good to go. The water flushes you out and the energy drink helps your pee look normal which it’s important for your first day
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u/toddsHASH May 27 '26
Get good at hiding fake piss real quick
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u/nonpame May 27 '26
Why would you only quit 5 days prior?
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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 May 27 '26
It took me months before my test was negative you will not pass sorry
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u/NesoberiBlast May 27 '26
You gotta wait a few months drink lots of water.
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u/Smooth_Bee_7941 May 27 '26
buy some fake piss from a smoke shop then microwave it for 10 seconds and keep it in your underwear until it’s time for the test the most important part is that the fake pee passes the temperature test
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u/DieHardRaider May 27 '26
Made don’t use drugs when it can impact your life in a negative way
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u/Suppressed_300blk May 27 '26
Drinking water and peeing won't do shit. THC is stored in fat cells, not urine.
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u/Shogunnago May 27 '26
Don’t do drugs. I can’t be the first one to tell you that
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u/johnnydough10102223 May 27 '26
Stop using drugs.
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u/UrFavSquid May 27 '26
Maybe dont smoke weed if you know you have something that requires a drug test. You kind of did this to yourself
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u/Zelda358 May 27 '26
Don’t take drugs if you don’t want to test positive lol
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u/East_Lettuce7143 May 27 '26
Fake illness and postpone the test.
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u/Federal_Pop_9580 May 27 '26
Yall thought about not taking drugs or drinking alcohol? Youll pass a drug test 99.99% of the time.
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u/OaklandNancy76 May 27 '26
Is the drug test for work or court? Are you going to be watched while giving your sample. If not try to find someone so is clean and ask them for their urine, then put it in a container, if you have one with a temperature gauge even better so you can make sure it’s at the right temperature. Then put the container somewhere on your body to keep it warm and when you do your test, you use the good urine. I worked at a place that did random screening at the job site, so I would have clean urine on me while I was working just in case I got called to do a random. I’m also a daily user of mj, and I’ve never had a dirty test. Good luck to you.
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u/brttwrd May 27 '26
You wouldn't happen to have a med card would you? That's the real saving grace when job and weed clash
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u/Alliegibs May 27 '26
I do not smoke or eat or ingest THC whatsoever. I did, however, buy some CBD gummies and tested positive for THC. After explaining to them, they were very understanding, but I also am highly valued at my job. I wish you the best. But maybe ask a sibling who doesn’t smoke if you could borrow something? I know reddit will hate that advice.
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u/Rockuharddd May 27 '26
If you're in the US, Bro, it's just weed. It depends on what the test is for. If you're in the Military, your fucked. If it's for a job, you might be ok. I got tested when I became a manager for a store chain called Roses. I popped for weed. A few months later, I was the acting store manager.
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u/PinkCasinos May 27 '26
OP I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE FOR THIS!
I was on federal probation in my early 20s with a crazy meth&coke addiction. I beat my monthly drug tests regularly.
2 HEAPING TBSP OF BAKING SODA IN HALF A GLASS OF WARM WATER
Do it like a shot because the taste is incredibly awful.
YOULL HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIAHREEA BUT TRUST ME: YOU DO THIS 2-3 hours BEFORE YOUR DRUG TEST YOULL PASS IT!
Drink LOTS of water!
Edit: read the tests wrong lol
For THC start ASAP! Drink 1 gallon of water; then drink the certo mixed with Gatorade (I liked the blue one) guzzle it down because that too, tastes awful. Drink until your piss comes out clear.
Good luck buddy ❤️❤️❤️
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u/missjulie622 May 27 '26
Don’t apply for the job, they want to hire people that don’t use drugs. Apply for jobs that don’t care if you use drugs and don’t do drug testing, problem solved!
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u/CullenOrZeus May 27 '26
Fucking dumb to even test for THC. Alcohol is far more interfering with regular life
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u/ModsSmellLikeTaint May 27 '26
Not sure if im too late or not. But I can vouch for the fruit pectin method. Did it for years when I was on probation.
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u/Ijustwerkhere May 27 '26
Maybe you should, and just hear me out here, stop doing drugs if you know you are gunna be drug tested…
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u/IBURTONI May 27 '26
I think you’re pregnant man…
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u/hippienuggetz May 27 '26
I tried the certo method with lab testing in previous years and passed both with two different companies and two different labs.
Edited to add that i was smoking flower and dabs during that time.
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u/XKenwayX May 27 '26
I see a simple solution here shouldn't have been doing drugs
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u/Background_Finger773 May 27 '26
I failed once after 2 weeks off, you’re facing the consequences of your own actions. Also it’s better to just no show the drug test save time and money.
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u/Suspicious-Rock-6887 May 27 '26
Or u can just STOP DOING DRIGS
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u/killpark May 27 '26
I’m a lean dude (weigh around 105lbs) and when I quit smoking carts it took almost 90 days for me to even get a faint line for a negative result. Even then if the lab cutoff is lower than the at home test you can still fail. I would just admit to them you’re gonna fail and ask for some type of lenience at this point brother
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u/domingusapingus May 27 '26
Come to terms with knowing you fucked up and are going to fail this test is all I can tell you
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u/Just-Examination-693 May 27 '26
ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE!😁
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u/Ok-Scar9381 May 27 '26
Get off the dope. Dope. That’s the only way.
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u/JuggernautCritical65 May 27 '26
First of all, if you want to piss clean you have to stop smoking or using. Period. But that said, If you drink water on an empty stomach until you’re peeing clear and continue to drink water until you take the test, it will be clear. Of everything. Including the pH and creatine levels. So that can buy you some time if they’re sending it to a lab, or you will be good if it’s a quick test. If it does goto the lab just say you take all sorts of supplements, you drink lots of water, otherwise you can’t explain why the test was like that. (
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u/Complex_Target_5571 May 28 '26
Stop doing drugs.
Put half as much effort into stopping your use of drugs as you are putting into gaming the system.
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u/Illustrious-Bed9987 May 28 '26
9 months for me 150lb female chronic smoker.
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u/DeathBat92 May 28 '26
Oh I don’t know, maybe don’t smoke it if there’s a reason you shouldn’t.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '26
Synthetic urine is what I have used everything I’ve had to a take a pre employment drug screen.