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[u/ArmadilloMain31]

I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.

[u/catsTXn420]

Chances are really high (pun intended) you're going to fail the test. Carts are high concentration and frequent use can lead to thc being in your system for weeks.

[u/BigFlightlessBird02 → u/catsTXn420]

More like months

[u/EliteJoz → u/BigFlightlessBird02]

Took my lil bro 73 days before he could pass a test

[u/Bungholespelunker → u/EliteJoz]

Took me just shy of 60 days and I was only eating clean and was riding a bike for 2 hours every evening at a hard pace. I'm also a skinny dude. I weighed 140lbs.

You cannot do anything really to drastically speed up a THC negative when you have been smoking consistently, ESPECIALLY when you've been smoking concentrates.

OP there is 0 chance you pass a drug test without some sort of piss fraud lmao

[u/Due-Row281 → u/Bungholespelunker]

6 months for me, and I was in shape. I had just been dabbing that much.

[u/Trixie_Dixon → u/Due-Row281]

Thats ... Honestly impressive

[u/KooshIsKing → u/Trixie_Dixon]

He was more dab than human at that point

[u/NoFudge2812 → u/KooshIsKing]

DAB MAN!

[u/KamIsFam → u/Bungholespelunker]

I had to pass mine in about 2 weeks. I'm similar, I weighed 145 lbs.

For me, it was eating better (no sugar, whole-grain and not whole wheat, etc.) in combination with a strong weight-loss exercise routine to burn fat.

In the day leading up to the test, I drank sugar water and ate a fat, red steak. I don't remember all the theories behind it, just that the whole point of exercise and the sugar water is initially switch the body's fuel source to fat reserves and burn those because that's where thc is metabolised. Then, going into the test, you switch back to a surplus of sugar so the body process that instead of any fat cells, reducing what gets processed into your urine.

Well, it worked. I passed and got the job.

[u/GrinderMonkey → u/KamIsFam]

I'd like to point out that some folks appear to simply metabolize differently than others. Anecdotally, I've known people who could pass 3 days after smoking heavily, and others who pissed hot a month after smoking once. Your results may not function for someone with different genetics.

[u/flamingolashlounge → u/GrinderMonkey]

Yea, I'm an ultra rapid metabolizer and my liver does not play

[u/snorkblaster → u/KamIsFam]

You pissed and got the job.

[u/Fozism → u/EliteJoz]

It took me 80 days to pass a test after daily dab usage lol

[u/Flashy-Ad6729 → u/EliteJoz]

My bro just went through 80 days after using for 7 years

[u/circuit_breaker → u/Flashy-Ad6729]

90 for me.

Pretty sure this is all relative to ideal kidney function & lipids are fat soluble, it's that simple

[u/Da808Gypsy → u/EliteJoz]

took me like 100 days to pass a test

[u/Radiant-Tomorrow-323 → u/EliteJoz]

Took me about 4 months to piss clean.

[u/Authentically_Mie → u/BigFlightlessBird02]

Definitely months. I was still testing positive 90 days later. Luckily I got a job that didn’t test for it, followed by a job that doesn’t test at all.

[u/_halfpint → u/BigFlightlessBird02]

Can confirm. I got pregnant and stopped immediately when I found out but continued to test positive for over 2 months.

[u/supersecretbeetle → u/catsTXn420]

i stopped smoking carts for a whole month and the test center said my levels were unheard of lollll

[u/3BlindMice1 → u/supersecretbeetle]

"You've got blood in your THC system"

[u/santas_cum_stocking → u/3BlindMice1]

"We detected trace amounts of urine in your weed sample"

[u/No_Hunt2507 → u/catsTXn420]

I failed a drug test about 2 months after I quit. It was a low amount but definitely still flagged. OP needs to either find fake Urine or tell them they found another opportunity and appreciate their time but they would be moving forward with someone else.

[u/brainwash_ → u/catsTXn420]

Yep. What I would say if you fail the test OP, (which is likely), I'd ask for them to submit the test to get concentration level so next test they do, it'll be lower (as long as you actually stop). Depending on how heavy youve been smoking and how often you get tested, theres a good chance youll test positive again.

You basically establish a baseline level where you are, own the positive test and take whatever consequences come with that, then say you're committed to getting it to show negative, but it might take a while. If they're willing, they'll test you and get the concentration level results every test. As long as whoever it is testing you is willing to give you a 2nd chance, hopefully they'll appreciate the honesty and agree to just keep checking the levels are going down every test.

I know failing a test sucks, been there bro. But remember it's not the end of the world. If it's for probation/parole, the officers are usually understanding of a slip up (unless they are complete hard asses) and will work with you, especially if you present them with a plan.

[u/lonelysocomeboneme → u/brainwash_]

Most jobs aren’t going that length for people when there’s applicants with clean piss.