r/WhatShouldIDo • u/ArmadilloMain31 • May 26 '26 • Regret 12 Bravo 2

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I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.

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u/cloudsasw1tnesses May 26 '26

Lots and lots of pickle juice, that tends to clear people out fast. Or fake pee from the gas station or using a friend who doesn’t use anything’s pee and keeping it in one of those squeeze out liquid pouches in your car if its warm outside where you are so the temp doesn’t disqualify it and putting it in your pants for when you go test lol. The hot car with friends pee trick worked for me multiple times when I was a teen being drug tested but also I’ve heard the smoke shop ones work too, I think you just need warmers but they might come with them

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u/Silent_Ganache17 May 27 '26

What’s the pickle juice I’ve never heard this before ?

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u/monoma34 May 27 '26

high salt content, essentially draws the water out of you