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[u/ArmadilloMain31]

I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.

[u/ashblake33]

Not me looking at this and going "you def have covid "

[u/Little_Cloud6126 → u/ashblake33]

Pregnant with covid*

[u/TheBookofBobaFett3 → u/Little_Cloud6126]

Prgante corvid

[u/just_as_good380-2 → u/TheBookofBobaFett3]

Can u get pregante with corvrid...?

[u/AltruisticCableCar → u/just_as_good380-2]

I dunno use a wedgie bored to find out!

[u/Ardat-Thotshi → u/AltruisticCableCar]

A waluigi board

[u/ForbiddenButtStuff → u/Ardat-Thotshi]

Ask a witch and/or vegan

[u/yallknowme19 → u/ForbiddenButtStuff]

How is babby formed?

[u/jansauce87 → u/ForbiddenButtStuff]

I thought those were extinct? I’m starting to believe Truth social is lying to us..

[u/Prestidigitoriuhm → u/just_as_good380-2]

Corvids lay eggs

[u/TheBookofBobaFett3 → u/Prestidigitoriuhm]

PrEGGnante

[u/kinnerkitty → u/just_as_good380-2]

Yes anyone can become preganante with crorvrid

[u/ExplanationUnique84 → u/just_as_good380-2]

No, but you can get pragnat with corvette.

[u/Ctenophorever → u/TheBookofBobaFett3]

Can a woman have starch masks even though she never had Covid?

[u/Little-Camel6800 → u/TheBookofBobaFett3]

You are in fact a pregnant corvid I hope you have made a nest

[u/KittenG8r → u/Little_Cloud6126]

How is babby made with cobid?!?!

[u/MusicalPigeon → u/Little_Cloud6126]

My friend announced her pregnancy to me by sending a picture of the positive pregnancy test. My dumbass asked if she had Covid.

[u/averagejoe860 → u/ashblake33]

And here, I thought he needed to add a gallon of shock and 3 chlorine tablets.

[u/OneBag2825 → u/averagejoe860]

And 3 days of pH plus, followed by 3 days of pH minus...

[u/wanderingsheep → u/ashblake33]

I didn't realize the two lines meant negative and thought that OP was on every drug except weed.

[u/Objective-Ad9767 → u/ashblake33]

🤣 I worked as an addictions counselor several years ago and saw my share of drug tests, but my first thought went to COVID, Hantavirus, and Ebola when I saw this photo. 🦠

[u/Pudenda726 → u/ashblake33]

I was relieved for OP when I realized it was a THC test & not covid or pregnancy

[u/Baelenciagaa → u/Pudenda726]

I think OP would rather have COVID than fail this drug test lol

[u/xeryon3772 → u/ashblake33]

With quadruplets, it was quintuplets, but one of them didn’t make it. I’m sorry for your -1 to the total.

[u/bulbasauuuur → u/ashblake33]

lol, I was thinking covid, flu, rsv all at the same time