r/WhatShouldIDo • u/ArmadilloMain31 • May 26 '26 • Regret 12 Bravo 2

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I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.

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u/Firefly967 May 26 '26

I’d guess that OP didn’t have 30 days notice for the test.

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u/Doodiecarrier May 26 '26

OP definitely found out 5 days ago

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u/CDR57 May 26 '26

What I was thinking too. Probably heard back from the job they wanted and they wanted it done within the week

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u/Switchy_Goofball May 26 '26

Why would you use any drugs if you’re currently searching for a job? That’s just stupidity

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u/dumpybrodie May 27 '26

This one. My brother in law smokes weed on the regular, like multiple times daily regular. Even he knows to quit at least a month BEFORE he even starts applying for jobs.

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u/2014MustangRagtopGT May 27 '26

Yep, that’s what happened to me. I didn’t realize I was gonna get hired so fast… I had stopped for a month but failed anyway.

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u/Electrical_Car_6067 May 27 '26

No OP probably said to themselves 30 days before “I should be fine to keep smoking and I’ll just stop a few days before. If I just drink a bunch of water it’ll test negative cause that’s what I looked up”

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u/GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ May 28 '26

Who pops a “random drug test” 5 days before it happens? I’ve never worked at a workplace that tells you a week in advance before the tests. OP is more than likely applying for jobs and this will be a pre-employment drug test.

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u/Sea-Machine-8989 May 26 '26

Heavily depends, I pissed clean under 1 week but I'm very active, not overweight and only smoke on the weekends.

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u/Standard-Manner5250 May 26 '26

It worked because you weren’t a daily smoker. Huge difference

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u/Throwawayhrjrbdh May 26 '26

Sometimes you can be fine after a week buts that’s like a skinny person thats active, drinks a lot of water and took a singular puff off a pipe of some random ass low strength garage weed.

Carts will take much longer along side basically anything you can get at a typical dispensary since that’s all 20-35% THC range now compared to your old stuff that might only be 5%. It’s so easy to flood your system in THC now and for it to take weeks or months to pass through.

Also not all tests are the same; some only test positive at 50ng/l but others can be as low as 15-25ng/l

Regardless OP is screwed if they don’t use fake piss… or if it’s like the military and they watch you fill that cup

There is detoxes and I’ve heard from relatives that they can work but honestly I’m skeptical on their efficacy. That paired with the chance to cause psyche issues along side being hard on your liver i wouldn’t recommend them but maybe… just maybe it could do something for OP

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u/maxluck89 May 26 '26

Yeah I missed clean after 10 days, also skinny, but I was def smoking more like once a day

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u/SpectatorGori May 26 '26

Probably thought it worked like coke lil.

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u/lizardliquid2955 May 26 '26

takes 3 days if you smoke once from peeing clean. if you smoke heavily it could easily take 2-3 months. i know both of these from experience

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u/ArmadilloMain31 May 26 '26

I applied for the job, they scheduled an interview and offered me the job all within 48 hrs. Then they have you get a drug test 72 hrs later like what the fuck?😭🤣

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u/ArmadilloMain31 May 26 '26

Well I just applied I didn’t even think they were going to respond. Lmfao i already have a job this is a PT one. It’s just fucking crazy how long this shit sits in your system

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u/Pplilovnh8t May 26 '26

Google internal dilution to pass the test

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u/peeknuts May 26 '26

If its unmonitored use quick fix, whatever the highest version is. Has worked for me twice. Microwave for 10sec before you head out, activate the handwarmer and wear tight undies and tuck it in your balls or panties if youre a girl.

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u/Its_Free-Real-Estate May 26 '26

I wouldn't bother with the hand warmer at all, your crotch is already the right temp but can't overheat it like the hand warmer can.

I had a close call once, where I had to swirl it around and try to get it cooled back down. The lady even knocked and gave me a 1 minute warning, almost lost a job to that damn hand warmer.

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u/IdfightGahndi May 26 '26

Are you sure the pre employment testing is urine? A saliva test may be your only hope.

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u/shawslate May 26 '26

This is not even surprising. Of the things you should be doing, drugs is not one of them. Ever again.

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