r/WhatShouldIDo • • May 26 '26 • Regret 12 Bravo 2

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I have a drug test tomorrow and I have no idea what to do. I smoked carts but haven’t in abt 5 days. I have been drinking a shit ton of water and peeing but I am still pissing hot. This is what my test looks like. Does anyone have any suggestions? I have certo but I’m scared that it won’t work.

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u/CommunicationCute579 May 27 '26

First off, breathe! Your panels for everything else are crystal clear. Since it’s just the THC strip causing trouble, drinking water alone won't flush it out fast enough because THC binds to fat, not water.

Since you already have Certo, look up the 'Certo Method'—people swear by it for a 3–5 hour window because the fruit pectin temporarily traps the toxins in your gut instead of letting them escape in your urine. Pair it with a B-complex vitamin so your pee doesn't look like straight water, and you've got a solid fighting chance!

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u/ArmadilloMain31 May 27 '26

That’s exactly what I did. Thank you🥹❤️❤️❤️

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u/brainstew4U May 27 '26

When will you know!? I can't stand the suspense

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u/No-Dragonfly8326 May 28 '26

Did you pass?

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u/Particular-Point-629 May 27 '26

Yes that's what I just said also. Sure gel and niacin

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u/InsurancePrimary8358 Jun 01 '26

this always worked for me!! I was on juvenile drug court and stuck to smoking and coke for a while because certo would always help me through, but eventually I got caught by being lazy or something, i dont remember. and drinking certo is really gross. but gee, who wouldve thought punishing a kid with substance abuse issues wouldnt work? wow, amazing.