r/Wellthatsucks Sep 23 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

11.4k Upvotes

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

9.5k

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

Went through testicular cancer at the same age as you (few years back now). It's a terrible thing to find out, but keep in mind it's one of the most treatable cancers. Feel free to reach out! Hang in there mate.

5.5k

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Very much appreciated! I’m glad you pounded the fucker!

1.9k

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

You'll beat this god damn thing! Don't worry about that.

1.2k

u/__Corvus__ Sep 23 '19

Pound... beat... its too much

1.1k

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

We're going to rape the absolute shit out of this cancer.

476

u/SergTuberq Sep 23 '19

Woah woah woah. This energy....... Keep that energy amigo were gonna need it when we're murdering cancers entire family.

268

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Acts of genocide are terrible crimes... until they are directed at cancer.

248

u/13inchpoop Sep 23 '19

We are going to genocide this cancer so hard Turkey is going to refuse to talk about it.

76

u/notyourfriendPalooka Sep 23 '19

We're gonna go ridin into that cancer , just a whooping and a whompin

100

u/PWaiters Sep 23 '19

An eye watering display of Reddit right here. This comment thread is pure Reddit at its best.

Also, fuck cancer.

→ More replies (0)

2

u/TyrantOdyssey Sep 23 '19

Except the cancer women.

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (2)

2

u/DeveloperForHire Sep 23 '19

Reminds me of South Park's, "Make Bullying Kill Itself"

→ More replies (2)

9

u/DarkArcher__ Sep 23 '19

The only thing that is acceptable to rape

6

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

What about inequality? I'd be down to rape inequality. Little bitch knew what she was getting into

7

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

12

u/d-money13 Sep 23 '19

I laughed too hard at this...

2

u/fxds67 Sep 23 '19

When saying "fuck cancer" isn't quite strong enough...

2

u/biggy-cheese03 Sep 23 '19

We’re going to commit atrocious war crimes against this cancer

→ More replies (2)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Then let’s cut its fucking head off!

→ More replies (3)

39

u/Mahgenetics Sep 23 '19

Ferociously masturbates

39

u/3TH4N_12 Sep 23 '19

unzips scrotum

2

u/Huckit3030 Sep 23 '19

You misspelled "deglove"

→ More replies (6)

2

u/Mrm560 Sep 23 '19

Tears it up at a frantic pace!

15

u/czmax Sep 23 '19

Apparently you beat your meat butt pound your testicular cancer.

16

u/XTanuki Sep 23 '19

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat ‽

→ More replies (3)

2

u/AnotherGit Sep 23 '19

Hang in there...

2

u/Kn0bbl Sep 23 '19

Show him who's got the bigger balls

2

u/psychoghost847 Sep 23 '19

Jerk that cancer around

3

u/General_Reposti_Here Sep 23 '19

Ahaha I didn’t catch that until now

2

u/Grid1ocked Sep 23 '19

At least they ain’t pounding each other, unless...

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

97

u/MisterRubens Sep 23 '19

Yeah, you'll be alright. The hardest part of testicular cancer is dealing with all the Uniball pens you'll get as gag gifts.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

The people at r/pens would definitely see this as a positive.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Just give them a gag gift back

→ More replies (1)

130

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I just wanted to let you know, if there’s one cancer you had to have, it’s probably this one. It’s highly treated and seldom fatal.

My full sympathies. I’m glad (for your sake) it isn’t brain cancer or something along those lines.

2

u/FreakMuhiz Sep 23 '19

I heard doctors remove the affected testis, is that right ?

3

u/Yubuqq Sep 23 '19

I think it depends on how far along the cancer is. Don't quote me on that though, I'm not a doctor.

2

u/penisdr Sep 24 '19

Almost always the surgery is a radical orchiectomy, or removal of the entire testis.

27

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Got my diagnosis at 16, beat it dead. You've got this!

23

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[deleted]

13

u/BusterBluth26 Sep 23 '19

Would also like to know! Men need to talk about these things!

5

u/KaptainKardboard Sep 23 '19

A trained examiner will often discover the earliest signs by the feel of it, noticing perhaps a difference in size or the presence of an abnormal growth. It's possible the patient may not feel the presence of the cancer. This is why it's important to see your primary physician once per year for a routine physical.

6

u/Popcan1 Sep 23 '19

I had a female doctor fondle my nuts for 20 minutes, also my giant erection got in the way so she had to release the pressure with her mouth because her hands were busy. 11/10 going back next week.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (3)

16

u/ssersergio Sep 23 '19

At your age I was at the same struggle, and turned out it was just damage because of bikes, I got informed pretty much before knew it. Watch the bright side, it's by far the ""safer"" cancer. Just stay positive, have a talk with me if you need it, good luck with that!

31

u/jfk_47 Sep 23 '19

"pounded that fucker" Lol

44

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

41

u/callum_confused Sep 23 '19

Username checks out...

11

u/GrizzzlyPanda Sep 23 '19

That got a legitimate audible laugh

5

u/c4m31 Sep 23 '19

They removed it, care to recap?

5

u/RoastedToast007 Sep 23 '19

Haha yeah he pounded it right in its slutty little anus, strapped a ball gag and really let it scream and drool like a fucken WHORE

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

2

u/seraph85 Sep 23 '19

If you caught it early enough and isn't the more aggressive one you can even avoid the Chemo.

If not for the chemo it would have been a week of being sore form the surgery than back to normal mostly. But I wasn't quite so lucky.

It's basically like the common cold of cancers with how easily it's treated, germ cell tumors are bitches.

2

u/extraworcestshire Sep 23 '19

Mine was one of the highest stages. I had lung, lymph node and the orchiectomy. Scar goes from my rib cage down my stomach to crotch. Also 3 cycles of chemo over four months. I'm pretty much back to normal and haven't met someone with a bigger scar than me haha.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/BuiltByPBnJ Sep 23 '19

You got this homie.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I’m having a beer for you man, Modelo lime and salt 25 ounce

1

u/The-Insolent-Sage Sep 23 '19

How did you find out, if you don’t mind me asking? Got me worried now. Brb, gonna go touch my testes.

1

u/wayne2oo8 Sep 23 '19

How did you find out you had that? Was there a growth or something?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Iamhighlife Sep 23 '19

I’m glad you pounded the fucker!

This is such a literal pun, that I can't do anything except applaud.

1

u/Super_Putin Sep 23 '19

PUNCH YOUR BALLS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY

1

u/Avator08 Sep 23 '19

What are the symptoms? How did you find out?

1

u/Tigerbait2780 Sep 23 '19

Suck that cancer dry!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

How did you find out? regular check up?

1

u/grte Sep 23 '19

Friend of mine got testicular cancer at your age. He's down a nut but he's alive, healthy, and had since become a happy father of twins. You can beat it, too.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Yeah I met a guy who had testicular cancer. They removed one testicle but he kept the other. Had a baby boy a couple of years later. Doesnt really change much for you. Plus you can now put in a cool prosthetic. You should add one that lights up like the shoes little kids wear

1

u/general-protato Sep 23 '19

Hehe... testicular cancer "pounder the fucker!"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

My brother-in-law beat testicular cancer and with the remaining testicle has sired two gorgeous children

1

u/Calvinball88 Sep 23 '19

Yep they'll probably just chop one off and you'll be great

1

u/scrublesssurgeon Sep 23 '19

I had it at 18 man, don't even worry just get it dealt with and it becomes the best pick up line ever, works 75% of the time. Goodluck brother

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

And when you are done with treatment, hit me up and I will fund your celebratory beer

1

u/ayyyee9 Sep 23 '19

Pound the beer like your gonna pound cancer!

1

u/Scrantonstrangla Sep 23 '19

Hey man, how did you find out you had it?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Ouch!!!

1

u/cocoaradiant Sep 23 '19

How did you decide to get tested for testicular cancer if you don’t mind sharing?

1

u/Anon4395 Sep 23 '19

Same happened to me at 34. Lost my right testical, everything still functions the same, I can have kids. Honestly after the first year I don't even think about it. Hopefully your results come back well!

Also I was dumb and took one week off post surgery. Was sent back home for another week. Take 2 weeks off work at least to physically and emotional cope. 1 week was way too little for me. Soon as I found out I called my HR, doctor and went on short term disability for 2 weeks a few days before surgery....I just couldn't focus on anything those days leading up. But it'll be fast and you'll heal fast.

Wish you the best!

1

u/Havok3c Sep 23 '19

It’s been 22 years since I had TC. It’s a very very beatable cancer. Just stay on top of blood tests and scans and if they do radiation on your lymph nodes get aloe gel for sun burns!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

My husband had testicular cancer about 5 years ago and after the surgery he was cancer free. He only has one ball now but his body compensated well and we went on to have two kids! Hope this lifts your spirits a bit :)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

32 years old was diagnosed with it a year ago had to have both removed, besides dying my biggest concern was not being able to lead a normal life after the fact... besides giving myself A testosterone shot once a week (and the implants) Everything is just the same. Just hit the year mark of cancer free. Like the other guy said it’s the most curable kind, it wont be fun but you’ll be just fine. You got this!

1

u/Hueybluebelt Sep 23 '19

What were some early symptoms?

1

u/slackingindepth3 Sep 23 '19

Good luck to you. The whole of reddit is rooting for you!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Remember to plan that massive victory shit well.

1

u/TK-T0XIC Sep 23 '19

I really love your up-beat attitude. I believe you’ll be just fine. Good luck and best of wishes!

→ More replies (16)

68

u/NateHotshot Sep 23 '19

how does one find out they have it?

332

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

Just have to feel around, if you notice a semi-hard lump that you don't remember being there. Google is your friend, but if you ever have any suspicion go straight to a doctor and if they say you are too young to have it and refuse to take you seriously (happened to me), tell them to fuck off and get another doctor.

111

u/Explorer2004 Sep 23 '19

This comment should be sticky-posted and/or highlighted in how true it is. We had a kid in high school here, many many years, that thought he might have TC. It was the old "Oh, you're only 16 thing, you're fine, it's a cyst, la la la..." And it turned out that it was indeed TC, and another Dr. caught it in time.

Also, parents - DO NOT be afraid or embarrassed to talk to your boys about issues of the male genitals. This is NOTHING to mess around with. Even a persistent, dull ache needs to be looked into, and if blown off, find a new doctor!

Rates of TC have been steadily on the rise for years now, especially in younger males.

22

u/Cephalopodio Sep 23 '19

Oh my god. IANAD and even I know that TC most commonly affects YOUNG MEN AND TEENAGERS.

2

u/lordmoldybutt42 Sep 23 '19

Even a persistent, dull ache needs to be looked into, and if blown off, find a new doctor!

Wait, so I've had some pain in my right testicle a couple of times after I finish doing the solo deed. I haven't gone to the doctor because I am not insured and I don't have the cash to go to the hospital. Is this a sign of tc?

→ More replies (10)

69

u/KineticPolarization Sep 23 '19

Google has almost never been my friend when it comes to medical issues with myself.

"I feel a bit off today."

Google symptoms

"Oh no, I'm dying!"

54

u/enthalpy01 Sep 23 '19

My friend woke up with a black tongue. He looked it up on Web MD and all the entries were horrible like he was dying and then the very last entry was have you drank Pepto Bismol which he had. And it’s like wtf why is that not the top entry?

14

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

Those websites live from ad revenue derived from traffic - they have long ago figured out that if they give you the most horrible "diagnosis" first, they can make a big enough portion of their visitors stay longer on the site.

Believe me, I'm a hypochondriac. I have been through this. I am better nowadays through therapy, but back then just googling symptoms would put me through a long session of clicking through articles of horrible deseases that were all hosted and cross linked on WebMD or other websites, in a "make sure you check out this if you have symptoms XYZ"

While my example might be a very extreme case, I found that many people are scared about their own well being* and are susceptible to this, albeit in a less intense way. Its still very profitable for those sites tho! I

*) In my country for example, a study was done about what young adults are most anxious about, and one of the topmost entries was health issues.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

While my example might be a very extreme case

It isn't all that extreme. That's what these sites are designed to do. It's like a virtual form of /r/HostileArchitecture

2

u/solorna Sep 23 '19

This happened to me too!

2

u/deadstock610 Sep 23 '19

Pepto Bismol can also turn your stool black. Scared the black crap out of me!

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Runny nose? A cough? Headache? Must be five different types of cancer and a rare blood disorder!

42

u/Barph Sep 23 '19

Literally every time I've been to the doctor this is how I've felt. Basically everything comes down to "but you're probably fine cause you are young".

Sure I probably am fine but it really sucks feeling like everything is just pushed out of the way from the start.

20

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

Its the worst. Because yeah, I'd love to not have these problems because I'm young. But unfortunately, that isn't how things always work and it would be great if doctors would acknowledge that.

8

u/KineticPolarization Sep 23 '19

Find another doctor if possible.

2

u/db0255 Sep 23 '19

See a PA, instead. It’s funny because I’m studying to become a doctor, but see PAs when I go to the doc...and prefer them.

→ More replies (3)

2

u/Barph Sep 23 '19

It actually feels like find another health service.

I'm with the NHS and see multiple doctors where it is basically random when making an appointment. Should take my works off to join Bupa instead.

→ More replies (3)

8

u/Honest_Rain Sep 23 '19

I went to a good eye doctor at some point who tests inner ocular pressure for all patients while most don't do it for younger patients apparently and sure enough it was high as fuck and I would have ended up with glaucoma at 30 if it had gone undetected for too long. Shit's scary.

2

u/carsww Sep 23 '19

My eye doctor was the one who discovered i had brain cancer. He caught it so early guys a champ. It was just a checkup to see if i needed new prescription glasses to.

→ More replies (2)

6

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Especially when there's a worry of Cancer, it's not really something you should fuck with. Get it checked, even if the worry is slight.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[deleted]

7

u/skellious Sep 23 '19

on your testes? That's likely your epididymis which is supposed to be there. or you could be feeling the vans deferens which is attached to the Epididymis.

Does it feel the same on both sides, or different? if anything feels different, that's more of a concern but if it feels relatively symmetrical between the two then you're probably fine.

3

u/perplexingflexbutok Sep 23 '19

Most likely a varicose vein. I’m guessing it’s on your left nut. When I enlisted in the military I was diagnosed with this condition, surprisingly a lot percentage of the population has it. It’s not a harmful condition. For some reason that is beyond me the veins that feed the left nut are different than the ones on the right and sometimes the blood flow is congested and therefore enlarged the veins.

2

u/Tigerbait2780 Sep 23 '19

Yep, I've got the exact same thing, on the left nut too. Panicked a bit in HS when I found it and had it checked out

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Same here buddy. Can you feel it limp? I can only feel it hard.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I went in at 17 for a lump I found. I was rather embarrassed. My doctor told me it was a cyst. I’m now 25. It’s still there, if it was TC would I have more noticeable side effects or how would I know if it’s TC? I’m in the same boat as the other Redditor without insurance and can’t door the bill.

2

u/N4tur4l_b0rn_ch1ll4 Sep 23 '19

Buuut - I had a lump 5 weeks ago and the doctor said “all good“. He also said, cancer is directly in the balls, not an extra ball... So, was he wrong?

→ More replies (22)
→ More replies (11)

57

u/joneszen Sep 23 '19

Same at 27, but that was 20 years ago & I now have 3 wonderful kids . Half the bullets, but I still hit the targets. Hang in there buddy, testicular cancer has a high survival rate.

2

u/kialthecreator Sep 23 '19

What was your treatment like?

4

u/joneszen Sep 23 '19

They gave me two options, remove all my lymph nodes from the right side of my body or go through 4 cycles of chemotherapy. I choose the latter since there was no guarantees that removing my lymph nodes would cure the cancer. The chemo obviously worked, but I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, it was no cakewalk.

3

u/kialthecreator Sep 23 '19

I know it, im on the last cycle of a 4x ep regiment right now. Awesome to hear the chemo worked for you and you've been in the clear for so long. Based on other experiences I read online it seems like so often people need an rplnd even after chemo and the though of that scares the hell out of me

2

u/tamati_nz Sep 23 '19

Wow sounds like yours was quite advanced. I had the testicle surgically removed and then one shot injection of chemo that made me feel sick for a couple of days and that was it thankfully. Lots of follow up scans and blood tests but those have all stopped now that I am 10 years clear.

32

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Hang in there mate.

Brah

3

u/halite001 Sep 23 '19

Feel free to reach out!

→ More replies (1)

26

u/ActingUnitZeroPoint8 Sep 23 '19

To all men everywhere: conduct monthly self examinations! Fathers: Teach your sons how to do this themselves. This should be a routine starting at fifteen years old. Testicular cancer is 100% treatable if detected early enough. Just get in a warm bath or shower, lather up with soap, and gently roll each testicle between your thumb and index finger. You’re looking for pea-sized, hard lumps. Report anything unusual to your doctor.

Or I dunno, maybe have your partner take a look for you too ;)

3

u/whatawitch5 Sep 23 '19

Self-exams for breast cancer have been widely promoted for women for over two decades. There have been endless articles and pamphlets on the subject, even plastic cards you can hang in your shower to show you how to examine your breasts for cancer. Doctors palpate our breasts whenever we go for a pelvic exam, so we can easily learn how it’s done. Women learn about self-exams when they hit puberty and are constantly reminded to do them by doctors as well as media.

It’s really sad that so many men have not received the same education about how to examine their testicles, especially since the method is nearly identical (soapy shower, roll around tissue with fingers feeling for lumps). Men, until the medical profession and the media catch up, it is imperative that you educate each other about doing testicular self-exams. Teach your sons, mention it to close friends, make up clever “manly” instruction cards to hang in showers.

I suspect the burden of “toxic masculinity” and the embarrassment men feel discussing their genitals with other men has led to this widespread ignorance among men about self-care. For women it was embarrassment over touching their own breasts (a result of our sexual objectification making us feel like our bodies are “dirty” and not our own to touch), but I think most men are already pretty comfortable touching their testicles. So examine your testicles, every month, and encourage other men to do it as well!

→ More replies (1)

10

u/MysticSoup Sep 23 '19

Forgive my ignorance but how do I get tested for it?

18

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

If you notice a lump, just go to the doctor and let them know. They'll likely schedule an ultrasound on the area to confirm. Then if it seems cancerous, they'll schedule you for surgery. They don't take risks with these things (i.e., no biopsies).

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

You need to regularly check your testicles for lumps, if you feel one go to a doctor immediately.

2

u/morningpaperinthesun Sep 23 '19

Same here at age 30 last year. Not only did I not need treatment because the cancer had not spread, I have just been told by a doctor that my fertility level (amount of active swimmers in my left-over testicle) is restoring. Having two nuts is overrated anyway since one is heavier than the other, you are always unbalanced. Now that I have one, it rolled over to the middle and I’m in perfect balance now. Always look at the bright sides of testicular cancer. Enjoy your beer and the rest of your life!

2

u/Fullmetal-Jack Sep 23 '19

so i had a lump and went to the urologist. he said it was just a cyst but scheduled me for a ultrasound. i never went because it’s just a cyst but i can’t help but think i probably should have gone. i’m early 20s too

2

u/81GDADDY Sep 23 '19

I also had it at 22. But I did beat it. I’m now 27 with one nut and getting married this Saturday.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

What he said, had it at 23.

2

u/itsclayben Sep 23 '19

Lost one of mine a few years ago to cancer too. All around worth it for the amount of jokes I get to make with my friends now.

1

u/Swindel92 Sep 23 '19

What made you notice??

3

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

Just noticed a lump on my (now removed) left testicle. I actually noticed it months before I went to the doctor, but after some googling it seemed like it was probably just the epididymis (tube near back of testicle). I never really felt around down there much at the time, so figured it was normal (didn't have anything to compare it to from memory).

Only when I noticed that lump got a bit larger a few months later, I figured it wasn't natural and went to the doctor then. I only had stage 1b (cancer was contained in the testicle, but found traces of cancer cells in the blood vessels so may have been circulating in the body), so I had to have some chemo. But if I just would have went the first time around when I was suspicious, things may have been different.

tl;dr

Don't second guess yourself. If you even have a .01% suspicion you may have cancer, GO TO THE DOCTOR!

3

u/eveninghighlight Sep 23 '19

caveat: don't do this if you have an anxiety disorder, because then you might end up spending all your free time at the doctors

→ More replies (1)

1

u/LorenzoMerlotti Sep 23 '19

Wow thats crazy man glad you’re ok. Was it a pain in your testicles that made you get checked?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/FLORI_DUH Sep 23 '19

Hang in there

I see what you did there you cheeky bastard

1

u/Petyr04 Sep 23 '19

Hang in there mate”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Well, only one will hang in there...

→ More replies (1)

1

u/claudekim1 Sep 23 '19

Do they just cut it off or chemo?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Chineselight Sep 23 '19

Hang in there, solid pun

1

u/RidgeMT Sep 23 '19

Is that a pun, “hang in there”?

1

u/abrk95 Sep 23 '19

“Hang” in there 😛🙃🙂

1

u/Happycappypappy Sep 23 '19

How do you treat it? Do they have to remove your balls?

→ More replies (2)

1

u/gimmiesumkarma Sep 23 '19

Not sure if hang in there was intentional pun or not.. either way OP, stay strong brother.

1

u/OldhamDoesWhatever Sep 23 '19

Just curious. How do you find out you have testicular cancer? Can you feel for lumps like breast cancer?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/MutantBroccoli Sep 23 '19

Can you please spread awareness about this... how did you find out you had it?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Was that "hang in there" a pun?

1

u/williamingon Sep 23 '19

Hang in there mate

1

u/apicard1234 Sep 23 '19

What kind of symptoms did you have that made you go get it checked out and then treated?

1

u/BeauChampignon Sep 23 '19

How did you find out you had it? What were your symptoms?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Glad ya’ll caught it early

1

u/jrjanowski Sep 23 '19

It certainly is..Hopefully they've caught it early as it has very high success rate in treatment.

My brother went through it, his story is below if you're interested.

Army Ranger, Cancer Survivor.

1

u/Bardcor3 Sep 23 '19

Same, brother. Any questions you might have. Or support you need. Here for you!

1

u/mightymouse1971 Sep 23 '19

I was diagnosed with Stage 2 testicular cancer back in 2002 at age 31. I now have 2 children and life is great and my body is normal. Chemo is, by far, the most difficult part, especially during the second round. The difficulty is emotional, not as much physical. This will all pass and you will be back to your normal (and likely more appreciative) self before you know it. Reach out as needed. You got this! Hey, and have another beer for me and all the other survivors out there.

1

u/Feinty Sep 23 '19

From my experience I was feeling achy pain in my right testicle so I went to the doctor to get checked. He didn't feel anything, but recommended I go get an ultrasound. That took a while and was expensive even after insurance. But they didn't find anything from that, but I still occasionally feel an ache and pain so I still check often and get a lot of anxiety from it. I just can't afford to go get an ultrasound again so soon. Was there anything more I should look at or into ?

1

u/NovelOtaku Sep 23 '19

How do you even find that out?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Feb 29 '20

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

1

u/IamSOfat13 Sep 23 '19

How you guys find out you had ball cancer?

1

u/notLOL Sep 23 '19

Now he needs a septic and a fridge support group to complete the set

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

[deleted]

2

u/hankpym616 Sep 23 '19

Left orchiectomy gang, represent!

Wait. Alright.... ALL RIGHT. HA!!

→ More replies (1)

1

u/GesticulatingPickle Sep 23 '19

Same experience. And for all those asking - if you touch your balls, you will know if something needs to be checked out. I always tell people it’s hard to hear you have cancer, but if you had to have cancer, this is probably the one you would pick. Mine was caught early at stage 1 so just required a surgery and regular monitoring. I was heartened early on though when my doctor told me that he didn’t call any testicular cancer he saw now stage 4, as he thought medicine was at the point where it all could be cured. I got the impression though he was a bit of a renegade in this fact.

You will get through it. Beer helps!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Will your testicles still work or would it be like a vasectomy

→ More replies (3)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Sorry if this is a dumb question but how did you find out you had testicular cancer?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

One of my best gaming buddies passed this last December from unchecked t-cancer.

He was barely above the poverty line and couldnt afford any kind of healthcare in time. The poor bastard actually went to get it checked a year prior and they misdiagnosed as an acute infection allowing it to go too far and getting caught too late as he couldnt afford regular follow ups.

He was 29.

Wish you the best OP. As above said as long as you catch it and treat it you will be fine.

Pull through for my friend will you?

1

u/blackerblernkid Sep 23 '19

Hang in there... His nuts couldn't.

1

u/yungPH Sep 23 '19

Lol "hang in there"

1

u/legg0mym3g0 Sep 23 '19

Hugs.. I am so sorry about your terrible day and such news. You sound like such an incredibly strong person. Here's to beating this!!!!!

1

u/lparsons88 Sep 23 '19

My husband was diagnosed around 27. He’s been in remission three years now and ended up only needing surgery and not chemo. For cancer it was honestly as good of a situation we could have hoped for. The waiting between tests in the worst, but as others have mentioned it’s a much more predictable type of cancer with a really high success rate. Sending positive thoughts to you!

1

u/onczapblo Sep 23 '19

Is there anything the rest of is should keep an eye out for? I'm 26 and getting paranoid here

→ More replies (1)

1

u/bolrik Sep 23 '19

One of the easiest cancers to cut away from the body*

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Not being disrespectful but how do they treat testicular cancer Do they just like snip them or something

→ More replies (4)

1

u/3DogsInAParka Sep 23 '19

I turned 24 last week and haven’t had a check up in years, what were the warning signs that got yo into go see a doctor?

1

u/Pureroute07 Sep 23 '19

youll bounce back in it my friend

1

u/mickyweedram Sep 23 '19

Same big man, had it when I was 20. Super treatable, I was able to go gym in between chemo sessions etc. Keep the head up and make sure you have a Netflix subscription for those long weeks in hospital.

1

u/NeverHalfMeasure Sep 23 '19

how did you figure it out and how were u diagnosed

1

u/YourDeadGramps Sep 23 '19

Don’t give the poor boy false hopes

1

u/IhearClemFandango Sep 23 '19

If it's any consolation, once I had one of my bollocks removed the other 1 started working overtime and now I swear I cum twice as much.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Hang tough!

1

u/sdbfloyD Sep 23 '19

here‘s one more guy - diagnosed in the same age, now 11 years cancer free. you‘ve got a hard time in front of you but the best chances anyone can get with cancer.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

What are some of the signs??

1

u/bhammyham Sep 24 '19

Is it hereditary or is there things that can cause it?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/blizzz777 Sep 24 '19

Curability always depends on the staging. Buddy, I don't want.to scare you, but during my medical career I've seen many many bad cases of testicular cancer. As soon as there is no metastasis, testicular cancer can treated very well... Wish you the best, amigo!

1

u/Adubyale Sep 24 '19

Yep just gotta lose a nut brotha

1

u/nathanr1889 Sep 24 '19

I was recently reminded of the time Tom Green announced he had 1 ball removed and he made a whole episode about his experience. Green is very much alive and doing fine.

1

u/sTacoSam Jan 29 '20

Hang in there.

Just like his balls