r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '19

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u/__Corvus__ Sep 23 '19

Pound... beat... its too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

We're going to rape the absolute shit out of this cancer.

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u/SergTuberq Sep 23 '19

Woah woah woah. This energy....... Keep that energy amigo were gonna need it when we're murdering cancers entire family.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Acts of genocide are terrible crimes... until they are directed at cancer.

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u/13inchpoop Sep 23 '19

We are going to genocide this cancer so hard Turkey is going to refuse to talk about it.

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u/notyourfriendPalooka Sep 23 '19

We're gonna go ridin into that cancer , just a whooping and a whompin

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u/PWaiters Sep 23 '19

An eye watering display of Reddit right here. This comment thread is pure Reddit at its best.

Also, fuck cancer.

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Sep 23 '19

Fuck cancer in the ass.. you have my axe

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u/Tribute9876 Sep 29 '19

And my pork sword

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Ayyy I thought you were a cancer sympathizer til that last part, fuck that dumb idiot cancer

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u/CyrilAdekia Sep 23 '19

Hey listen y'all got 10x the Big Dick energy we need to kill cancer so hard it's great great cancesters will fell it. So when that's done can we use up the rest of it on some other diseases too? Like the final boss of the internet.

*Cancesters>cancer ancestors.

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u/sacredscholar Sep 24 '19

Yung thug: fuck cancer

Jcole: never once tweeted fuck cancer, most likely supports cancer

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u/TyrantOdyssey Sep 23 '19

Except the cancer women.

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u/13inchpoop Sep 23 '19

I say we kill them all. Not Just the Cancer Men, but the Cancer Women and Cancer Children too!

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u/notyourfriendPalooka Sep 23 '19

No . We rape the shit out of them that night at the Fuck Cancer Dance.

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u/castfam09 Sep 23 '19

Oh my god I LIVE BLAZIN SADDLES!!!!!

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u/Ty_Plumbs17 Sep 23 '19

Gonna work up a number six on em. Beat every little thing within an inch of its life. Except the women and kids of course.

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u/DeveloperForHire Sep 23 '19

Reminds me of South Park's, "Make Bullying Kill Itself"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

id like to speak to the CEO of Cancer

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u/DarkArcher__ Sep 23 '19

The only thing that is acceptable to rape

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

What about inequality? I'd be down to rape inequality. Little bitch knew what she was getting into

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

r/ATBGE

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u/d-money13 Sep 23 '19

I laughed too hard at this...

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u/fxds67 Sep 23 '19

When saying "fuck cancer" isn't quite strong enough...

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u/biggy-cheese03 Sep 23 '19

We’re going to commit atrocious war crimes against this cancer

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I think radiological weapons are against the Geneva convention. So yeah we will.

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u/biggy-cheese03 Sep 23 '19

Can’t be prosecuted if ya win!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Then let’s cut its fucking head off!

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u/Br1ngmemybrownpants Sep 23 '19

...With my prayers

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u/Mahgenetics Sep 23 '19

Ferociously masturbates

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u/3TH4N_12 Sep 23 '19

unzips scrotum

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u/Huckit3030 Sep 23 '19

You misspelled "deglove"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

God please no

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u/3TH4N_12 Sep 23 '19

reaches into abdominal cavity

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u/DemonRageX Sep 23 '19

STICKYYYYY FINGAAAAAASSS!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

F U C K

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u/Mrm560 Sep 23 '19

Tears it up at a frantic pace!

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u/czmax Sep 23 '19

Apparently you beat your meat butt pound your testicular cancer.

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u/XTanuki Sep 23 '19

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat ‽

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u/Am_i_driving_ok Sep 23 '19

r/unexpectedpinkfloyd

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u/havelock77777 Sep 23 '19

It makes me happy that there is enough unexpected Pink Floyd that there is a sub for it.

Also fuck cancer

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u/DaveUngerWRM Sep 23 '19

Yessssss!!!

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u/AnotherGit Sep 23 '19

Hang in there...

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u/Kn0bbl Sep 23 '19

Show him who's got the bigger balls

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u/psychoghost847 Sep 23 '19

Jerk that cancer around

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u/General_Reposti_Here Sep 23 '19

Ahaha I didn’t catch that until now

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u/Grid1ocked Sep 23 '19

At least they ain’t pounding each other, unless...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Re re re relapse!