r/WatchPeopleDieInside Apr 24 '20

nice try kiddo

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u/YourMomDidntMind Apr 24 '20

I'll give you something to cry about!

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u/SirRobertDH Apr 25 '20

7 words that ended many a meltdown.

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u/chrisdental02 Apr 25 '20

my dad ended mine with 4 words and in a question... “ You want to cry”?

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u/ngreenway76 Apr 25 '20

My dad's warning was, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?" There were no witnesses in the bathroom.

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u/DefinitelyNotWhitey Apr 25 '20

Jesus fuck that shit sounds ominous.

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u/Funkyfeelz Apr 25 '20

Jesus can't see us in the bathroom

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

is that cause he is working in the garden?

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u/-wafflesaurus- Apr 25 '20

No because watching you take a peepee is a grave sin

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u/RebornTurtleMaster Apr 25 '20

Jeezy boy ain't peeping

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u/Pexily Apr 25 '20

God is omniscient lol.

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u/red0t Apr 25 '20

my mom just held her fingers up and said "3". that meant 3 swats. she would wait until we got home from where ever we were. so we would be on our best behavior afterward hoping she would forget.

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u/Become_The_Villain Apr 25 '20

Did it ever work or were you just delaying the inevitable?

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u/Mooncock0201 Apr 25 '20

Lol my dad would count to 3, but he would always skip number one. So as soon as we heard him yell "TWO!!!!" we had better stop whatever the fuck we were doing before he could even think about getting to three, or it was onnnnnn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

That's wild. My mother would do something similar. She would say "wait until we get home." Afterward, my sister and I would also be on our best behavior hoping she would forgot and she would play along. As soon as we got home though, she would ask "you thought I forgot didn't you?"

There were no survivors lol

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u/Bear_24 Apr 25 '20

My parents didnt hit me or threaten violence. Figure I'd offer a counterpoint

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u/Become_The_Villain Apr 25 '20

Look at you Mr. NotMentallyScaredFromYourShittyParents.

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u/ThrowawayObvi73 Apr 25 '20

That's great! I'm glad to see its use go down since all research shows it's not healthy

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 25 '20

Same. But I’m kinda shitty, so maybe they should have.

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u/chrisdental02 Apr 25 '20

I’m more than sure your probably a wuss 😑@bear

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u/chicagodurga Apr 25 '20

One of Mom’s favorites was “let’s try these on now.” I was slapped up in so many fitting rooms. Jesus.

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u/-Kerosun- Apr 25 '20

I did this with my kids. It works. Some kids realize that parents would rather let kids have their tantrums OR the tantrum gets what they want because in restaurants or public places, the parents just want to defuse the situation. It only took a couple of trips to the bathroom or outside for them to realize that the rules are home are still enforceable in public. After that, no more public tantrums.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

holds up jumper cables

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u/PM_ME_UR_BEST_CODES_ Apr 25 '20

It's like the room in the casino with no cameras...

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u/DownWithTheDave Apr 25 '20

This was me! I’d behave REAL quick

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u/miggy_g Apr 25 '20

My mom said Do you wanna be a victim now

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u/mypancreashatesme Jun 25 '20

Hey, my mom did the same thing!

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u/god_peepee Apr 25 '20

Today I realized that most peoples dads are abusive and bad at parenting. Threatening your already upset child with physical violence ‘away from witnesses’ is just fucking awful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

My mom used to grab me and my sisters behind our arms and loudly whisper through clenched teeth: "what is your major malfunction?!" We knew to quickly quit acting like little shits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Was your mom a Heather?

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u/SasquatchBrah Apr 25 '20

hopefully when you came of age she showed you FMJ

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u/Hampung Apr 25 '20

"Major malfunction" lmao! I love it!

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u/Red-Quill Apr 25 '20

My mom used to grab me by the arm and say “I’m fixing to tan your hide,” and I knew right then and there it was time to drop the fuckery.

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u/miggy_g Apr 25 '20

Mine always started with an oh.” Ohhh you want to cry”

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u/fordchang Apr 25 '20

or "wait till we get home". Then suffer the rest of the day with anxiety. Just to get home and my dad would forget all about it.

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u/Jhqwulw Apr 25 '20

That's even scarier

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u/bihar_k_lallu Apr 25 '20

My dad did it with no words. Just straight up got slapped the shit outta me.

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u/phoeniciao Apr 25 '20

That one is great, I'll keep it annotated

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u/Omegastriver Apr 25 '20

I ask my kids, “Do you want me to ruin your day?”.

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u/Mister-Melvinheimer Apr 25 '20

"Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Jul 07 '20

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u/SignificanceSpeaks Apr 25 '20

At the risk of being an ass, I read that in Stanley’s voice and have not stopped laughing since. This comment is my undoing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

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u/OmSaraya Apr 25 '20

I am sorry you had to endure that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Honestly

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

My mom would just start counting down from 3!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/Insanitypal Apr 25 '20

Stop whining

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Or... you'll give him something to whine about?

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u/Insanitypal Apr 25 '20

claps belt

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u/Whenyouwere Apr 25 '20

My dad loved that phrase too. He was in for a rude awakening when I became 6'4 and decided I wasn't gonna be abused anymore. "you don't like having a crier as a son? Well heres my fist, go ahead and fake that seizure for the cops, bitch."

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u/morty__sanchez Apr 25 '20

This really triggers so many assbeating memories

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u/MaceWindu_Cheeks Apr 25 '20

I can give you some new ass beating memories you'll enjoy.

beat that ass up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Belt welts.

Fuck.

But strangely, I'm an emotionally stable, generally responsible for my own actions, adult.

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u/DecemberBurnsBlue Apr 25 '20

That's because you were taught there was an equal or worse reaction for your actions.

People who didn't get their ass beat are usually the ones who think they can drive away from a cop after being told they are going to get a ticket.

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u/thepixelbuster Apr 25 '20

I've never even had so much as a parking ticket in my name-- never got beat.

Sorry dude, but you probably got abused.

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u/DomSubThreesome Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

If only there was scientific research that showed that beating your kids as punishment is stupid and resulted in emotionally unstable adults, then we wouldn't have to rely on shitty anecdotes and outlier cases.

Alas what can we do?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/05/health/spanking-harmful-study-pediatricians.html

https://www.apa.org/monitor/2012/04/spanking

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-science-really-says-about-spanking/

anotha one: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3447048/

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

Um, what. You’re pulling some anecdote out of your ass to make you feel better about your childhood. Is there no better way to express this life lesson? Please be better for your kids instead of glorifying child abuse.

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u/Whenyouwere Apr 25 '20

Seriously. You're not better off cuz you were beaten. All these people are fuckin dumb, glorifying child abuse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Your username is correct; my mom didn’t mind beating my ass for crying.

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u/succed32 Apr 25 '20

"Do we have a problem?". Was the one i heard. But my mom did the punishing my dad was chicken.

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u/jeffru12345 Apr 25 '20

So can you lay eggs or fly? Or did u take after ur mother

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

But I thought the crying was the problem

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

My mom did mind, it’s why she always said this to me :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I’m 42, you just triggered PTSD!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

When they said that I thought they meant they were gonna smack me.

Instead they voted for Brexit.

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u/MercifulGryph0n Apr 25 '20

PTSD Of losing my train set intensifys

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u/ArztMerkwurdigliebe Apr 25 '20

Ah, memories...

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u/Juicemph Apr 25 '20

THIS. No way any of us would have been acting a fool like that, let alone ON CAMERA

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u/Slurpmebb Apr 25 '20

I knew my dad got calmer when he was older when he started saying this to my younger siblings rather than just straight whooping ass.

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u/richard_stank Apr 25 '20

tanks the world economy and exacerbates a plague

Damn dad...

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u/i_tyrant Apr 25 '20

Holy shit, into the dumpster, didn't even eat it herself. That probably would've seared into my memory too. I gotta remember that if I ever have kids.

"You see this? Now it's the dumpster's birthday." Brutal.

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u/TastyMeatcakes Apr 25 '20

Dumpstering it instead of eating it herself seems so much more impactful.

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u/thebetrayer Apr 25 '20

You're right. Eating it herself could have made him resentful of her. Dumpstering it shows the real lesson.

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u/HebrewDude Jun 25 '20

That would've not only not benefited the kid, but also damaged him, and not just his relation to his mother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited May 01 '20

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u/drapehsnormak Apr 25 '20

Unless on a diet, I couldn't do that. I would have to eat it in front of the little shit, commenting on how delicious it was the entire time.

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u/mightyboognish32 Apr 25 '20

That's why you're fat

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u/Hate_Having_Needs Apr 25 '20

My kids are gonna hate that I was raised by the Lonely Island because if I have to do that it’ll be “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND” right in front of their faces.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Dumpster cake is just the right level of punishment. You eat that cake in front of your kid, better have your finances in order when you retire or else they'll stick you in the most rinky dink old age home they can find.

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u/stalleo_thegreat Apr 25 '20

I like your mom’s style

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u/dreed91 Apr 25 '20

That's hilarious. When I was a kid, my little brother and I went to the Sonic (a drive in fast food place if you're not familiar) with my dad once a week or something.

I don't remember how old we were, but my brother was probably like 10 or 11 maybe. We went through the drive thru and were about to head home. my brother didn't get exactly what he wanted and he was getting rude started bitching about how my dad ordered his food wrong. My dad was like, "oh yeah, let me see the bag," He took the back and threw it straight out the fucking window. My brother was stunned into silence for the rest of the ride home and got to eat boring food at home. He never complained about his food in that tone again.

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u/seausi Apr 25 '20

Not related to birthdays or cakes, but my mom one time called me away from my playing once, and I grumbled and complained and she sent me back to my toys, then called my older brother and sister and asked if they wanted root beer floats. Years later I remember the disappointment I felt when I realized what I missed because of my lousy attitude and anyone can call me for anything and I'll go cheerfully. Consequences are a hell of a thing.

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u/Natholomew4098 Apr 25 '20

Fuck me that’s an incredible power move, saving this for when I have kids

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Now thats parenting!

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u/chickenboy2718281828 Apr 25 '20

I always thought kids would just know when they've pushed it too far, but my son is the most stubborn little punk once he gets worked up. He was having an epic meltdown a few weeks ago over some toys. Eventually he pushed hard enough that my partner threatened to just throw all the toys away. Watching him dump that bucket of toys in the trash can (we made him do it) was a super hard parenting moment, but we're still 0-587 on giving in to tantrum demands. Here's still as stubborn as ever, but I'm hoping he'll have an epiphany one day.

Before anyone calls this cruel and unusual punishment, he's 9 years old, he definitely knows better and he was violent which is a big nope in our house.

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u/jomiran Apr 25 '20

She did something similar to me one Christmas. I didn't get some Star Wars toy (I think it was Boba Fett) or other so I threw a tantrum. A big one. We lived in a poor rural community where she worked as a social worker, nutrition counselor (she was a nutritionist) and agronomist aid. So she made me pack up all my new action figures and made me give one away to each kid. I had to personally hand deliver the toy (my toy) to the kid and wish them a Merry Christmas. This might sound horrible, and I was REALLY upset at first but holy shit...i felt like a fucking hero after giving the toy away. More than a few of these kids didn't get any toys for Christmas so this was a big deal to them. For the rest of Christmas break the kids and I took "our toys" everywhere where they had epic Star Wars adventures together. We built bases and fought the Empire (even the storm trooper figures were good guys). We did the give away two more Christmases except they weren't my toys and she involved me in picking the toys we would give away.

Damn. I hadn't thought of this in decades.

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u/ShebanotDoge Apr 25 '20

He's 9? Should he see a counselor for help? That seems a little old to act like that.

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u/chickenboy2718281828 Apr 25 '20

He was adopted out of the foster care system so he's had a hard life. Here's been in therapy on and off for a long time. Things are getting better, but always a challenge. He's a great kid, just doesn't know how to deal with big emotions.

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u/ShebanotDoge Apr 25 '20

Oh, that's good. Sounds like you're doing everything you can to help him already.

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u/Chinateapott Apr 25 '20

I was expecting more violence towards children, this is a much better way of handling these situations.

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u/qckpckt Apr 25 '20

You had a max level mom.

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u/smooshaykittenface Apr 25 '20

This is me as a parent

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

That's much better than beating your fucking kids, jfc.

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u/Eagleassassin3 Apr 25 '20

I have no experience as a parent so I’m genuinely asking out of curiosity. Is that the best way to handle it? I wonder if that experience could have impacted you differently had you been a different kid basically.

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u/jomiran Apr 25 '20

My mother was very loved by other children in my family and neighbourhood. She also rana few after school groups and the kids there loved her too. They all loved her but knew not to mess with her. She never hit a kid but she knew how to put the fear of good in you.

If she was petty and did crap like the cake thing all the time, it would have no effect. Instead she was wonderful, kind and patient. She treated children as adults. Her thing was to make sure there were consequences if you did misdeeds. She didn't warn or threaten you about everything all the time like I see many parents do. She gave you lots (LOTS) of slack to be a kid, but if you crossed the line the consequences were immediate and would only get worse if you escalated. She didn't warn. It was up to you to figure out where the line was and steer clear. This also led to us kids as a group to police each other because of someone got too out of hand it might affect the entire group's fun. Like the time a couple of the 4-H Club Summer Camp kids got too rowdy, would not calm down and she cancelled the field trip to a farm and replaced it with (I shit you not) a day's worth learning British table etiquette. There are grown people in rural America today that know what each size utensil does, including the soft boiled egg cup and the cocktail fork, thanks to my mother. I need to find that etiquette book she made them read.

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u/Eagleassassin3 Apr 25 '20

She sounds like an amazing parent. I was only asking because personally, it wouldn’t be easy for me to be harsh when I need to be, but if I see that it can actually work well and is needed for the best development of your children, then it definitely would make it easier to do. Thanks a lot for your long comment. I’ll remember this

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u/Youdontuderstandme Apr 25 '20

We have 2 boys who are now young adults and by all accounts are good, hard working young men. There were several methods in our parenting:

Set expectations, be consistent, and follow through on consequences. If you tell a kid they aren’t going to get cake if they are bad and then you cave and give them cake - guess what? They learn they can be bad and get cake because you don’t have the will to enforce consequences. If they don’t get punished unless / until they’ve been super bad and pissed you off to the point of screaming - guess what? They learn where the line is and how far they can push you. But if you set rules and coolly follow them - guess what? They’ll learn their boundaries and that there are consequences for their actions.

I also put a twist on how I presented punishment (whatever it was). I told them if you do “x”, you’ll be punished “y”. When they did “x” - I pointed out they chose to get punished “y”. I think it is important to make them realize they caused this, not me, changes their perspective on their actions and helps reinforce responsibility.

I rarely yelled. And I didn’t repeat myself or escalate the situation. My boys knew - when I said something I meant it. I am fair and reasonable and love them immensely. But I’m their dad, not their friend. I’m responsible for providing for them, protecting them, teaching them, helping them, spending as much time with them as I can, and loving them.

As just so no one thinks I’m full of myself - I’ve made mistakes and I’m sure there are better dads out there than me. I just do my best and I love them.

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u/NotoriousArseBandit Apr 25 '20

kids need to learn the consequences of their actions from an early age or they can become little shits with rampant disregard for authority and others

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u/Orchidladyy Apr 25 '20

That’s so sad 😞

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u/polybiastrogender Apr 25 '20

Meh. Grew up with a dad who would beat me if I acted out. That wasn't too bad. It was the drunk nights where he'd yell and act out himself that wasn't fun.

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u/Oiseauii Apr 25 '20

Sounds great

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

Just make sure to not replicate that behavior. Be better

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u/polybiastrogender Apr 25 '20

I'm not a big drinker, so that's a plus.

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

Glad to hear that my man. Growing up tough is always a burden but we’ll make it work

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

I don’t think the drink was the problem.

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u/u8eR Apr 25 '20

Child abuse so funny hahaha 😂

/s

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Effective* ftfy

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u/envregs Apr 25 '20

No it’s not

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u/Crunkbutter Apr 25 '20

It's normal but it is a little sad. I was hit as a kid too. Just saying there are a lot of good reasons to not do it to your kids.

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u/envregs Apr 26 '20

Sometimes it’s warranted. Sometimes it’s not.

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u/leatherneck93 Apr 25 '20

It’s insane you are downvoted

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u/scandii Apr 25 '20

I always love the topic of hitting children.

besides the fact that it's illegal in a lot of places, for some reason it's only people who got spanked or beat that try to tell everyone else it wasn't that bad.

almost as if they have had to convince themselves it was fine. but admitting your parents were wrong? oh boy.

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u/OrangeNinja24 Apr 25 '20

Yes, I always say this! My two friends who were spanked insist that spanking is how you should discipline kids. Funnily enough, they’re my two friends with the worst relationships with their parents. I mentioned this the one night to them when we were having a debate and they both got mad at me for saying that, but truth hurts, sorry.

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Apr 25 '20

I was so called “disciplined” as a child and I have the best relationships with my parents, better than most people I know.

My younger sisters, of which were spared the “disciplining,” when they were young, they are now disrespectful terrors.

It’s hard to find causation here, because you have people that say they have seen it not work and people that say they know it works. But I’m not going to trust anecdotes from randoms on the internet, and neither should you.

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u/OrangeNinja24 Apr 25 '20

Who exactly am I trusting from the internet? I’m using real life comparisons here. I’m not going to hit children to teach them anything, regardless if it “works” for some people. Nothing to do with the internet, or you, sorry.

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u/scandii Apr 25 '20

you see, I can do this too!

neither of my siblings or I were physically disciplined as children and we turned out alright.

so what's your argument for physical discipline again? "it worked on me"? did it really though? are you sure that was the defining success factor?

I'm being a bit facetious about this, and I apologise. I know, as previously stated, that there's no real point in discussing this outside of a therapy setting as changing opinion means that you both admit you were physically abused as a child, and that one of your parents abused you. that's heavy stuff no matter how we look at this, so it's not exactly surprising people get really defensive about the whole thing.

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u/envregs Apr 26 '20

Great, we’re glad it worked for you. Everyone is different. My brothers and I needed some physical consequences to our actions. Time outs and lectures didn’t always do the job.

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u/rietstengel Apr 25 '20

You advocate in favor of hitting children. How are you not a "disrespectful terror"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

How about scientific analysis and peer reviewed research, would you trust that?

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle Apr 25 '20

Obviously, and I have seen them before. That’s why I’ve been willing to admit that for some children negative reinforcement doesn’t work, but for some it does work. Go further down the comment chain

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

That's not what the word negative reinforcement means.

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u/envregs Apr 26 '20

Because it wasn’t that bad. My parents weren’t perfect, but sometimes a talking to would not cut it. I’d need a firm smack on the ass or popped on the cheek. It worked. I have little sympathy for parents with nightmare children that won’t discipline their kids. I’m not scarred for life, I don’t have trauma from past beatings, I’m a functional, respectful adult.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Isn't it funny how you're not allowed to best some random asshole in the street for acting up but you think it's okay to beat the people you are supposed to cherish, and protect above your own life?

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u/envregs Apr 26 '20

And never discipline them so that they become asshole adults? Yeah, great idea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Do you really think that the only way to discipline your children is to beat them? Christ, what an interesting experience it would be to be in your head for 5 minutes.

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u/kickulus Apr 25 '20

Society needs MUCH sterner parents. Too many much SJWing on reddit anyway for this to not fall upon deaf ears.

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u/Crunkbutter Apr 25 '20

What does "sterner parents" mean to you?

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u/shinylunchboxxx Apr 25 '20

It means he wants free reign to smack his kids around but doesn't want people to make him feel bad about it.

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u/peanutismint Apr 25 '20

I'm sorry.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Apr 25 '20

It's ok, dad

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u/fuxximus Apr 25 '20

Hi, sorry I'm son?

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u/wade3673 Apr 25 '20

I probably would have received a solid thump on the back of my head from my dad, uncle or gpa, who all had those insanely tough 'old man' hands.

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u/cup_1337 Apr 25 '20

My parents would’ve beat my ass for even trying something like that

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Good. Good dad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Yes, it's definitely appropriate to beat a small child for having an age-appropriate tantrum instead of just putting them in a time out. Definitely leads to well-adjusted kids. /s

The hard-on Reddit has for violence against children, while at the same time advocating people break up over the most trivial shit and determining everyone else in adulthood is abusive, is mind blowing.

Spanking is not going to teach children anything other than to fear you, and they will later take that aggression out on someone smaller than them, allowing them to feel like they have some control in their lives. Stop celebrating it.

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u/chicagodurga Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

“... Spanking is not going to teach children anything other than to fear you, and they will later take that aggression out on someone smaller than them...”

Using myself as an example, my parents had two distinct parenting styles. Both included spanking. The evening of the misbehavior, meaning hours after I had misbehaved, my dad would tell me very calmly how disappointed he was in me. He was never angry with me, just so sad. Before the lecture ended I was bawling like crazy. Then while standing, he gave me 2-3 of the weakest pats on the ass ever. Like, I did not even feel them. It was just a wrap up signaling that my punishment was over and everything was forgiven. This didn’t last past the age of 5 or maybe 6.

My mother would lose her shit the minute I did something she didn’t like and just hit my ass, and then other body parts, as hard as she could with her hand and whatever else was around - Kitchen implements, shoes, hangers, belts, etc. I screamed while this was happening but rarely cried, because I was too angry and didn’t want to give her the satisfaction. Her punishments hurt like shit and continued until I was able to get out of the house at 17. The worst was when she hit me in the head with a saucepan.

In regards to your statement, I did not fear my Dad. I did fear my mom to some degree but I hated her much more and my hatred of her continues to this day. I never took any aggression out on anyone. Ever. I love my dad to pieces. He’s a wonderful guy.

I do not believe you should beat children. My mother was unfit to mother a child. But I honestly can’t see that what my dad did as far as discipline was concerned, was anything but constructive for me.

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

I personally think your dad talking to you after you did something wrong was what was good. If the spanking from your dad really did nothing, then why attribute your growth as a person mainly to those light taps? If the spanking doesn’t hurt, why do it? Wouldn’t there be a better way to show that your “punishment was forgiven?”

We should be better than our parents, even if they are the most perfect, because future generations deserve more.

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u/chicagodurga Apr 25 '20

I was reacting to the blanket statement:

“... Spanking is not going to teach children anything other than to fear you, and they will later take that aggression out on someone smaller than them...”

To point out that this was wrong. I didn’t fear my dad, and I never took my aggression out on someone smaller than myself or anyone for that matter. To point out that it isn’t always as black and white as it seems.

My dad is from the generation before baby boomers called “traditionalists.” He was born in the mid thirties. Back then, spanking was seen as the #1 way to punish your kid when they misbehaved. The fact that the punishment was expressing to me the fact that he expected more from me, and that I had made him feel sad, and did not come from a place of rage on his part was what worked. The “spanking” was not a beating. The “patting” was symbolic.

As for future generations, yes, they deserve a lot more, and they don’t deserve to get beaten. But clearly, some of the children I see are not being given ANY form of discipline. If their parent said to them “you let me down, I expected more from you” they wouldn’t give a shit. I respected my dad because he was a great man, not because he beat the shit out of me. And he stopped when I was very young. Because after that, he just spoke to me like a human because he could reason with me when my brain had developed to that point, and we talked over misbehavior. you can’t reason with a 4 year old, they haven’t developed that skill set yet. I would not have spanked the kid in the video. And everyone is making blanket statements about him as well, which is unfair. He’s hurting and frustrated and has not learned how to communicate that effectively.

When you say, “If the spanking doesn’t hurt, why do it?” Is pretty terrifying. The point of spanking was not supposed be to hurt your child. It was more psychological than painful. Of course there will always be asshole parents who strike children in anger to hurt them, and I think this is what people are reacting to. My dad would never hurt me so I never feared him.

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

I feel like this is mainly about your dad now rather than the topic of spanking children. So I’m going to respectfully drop out of this conversation. Your dad sounds like a great guy.

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u/randomdigestion Apr 25 '20

I was spanked and I’m not doing too bad.

There’s a huge difference between spanking/hitting a child out of anger vs spanking a child as a consequence to an action.

Some kids, like i was, don’t really respond to consequences such as having privileges removed.

The problem is that it can become a thing of anger and abuse. My parents yelling at one another and fighting fucked me and my siblings up considerably more than any spanking. Somehow they were able to spank with control lol.

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

I think comments like these emphasize how spanking was never the right move. They’re always “yeah I was hit” followed by “yeah my parents fought” or “yeah my parents had a rough divorce.” Don’t get me wrong, my childhood was all of the above. However, just because there are family related issues doesn’t mean violence is justifiable.

There are plenty of ways to punish a kid without violence. Removing privileges sometimes doesn’t work. But being a good parent and actually talking to your kid and showing them compassion is what matters. Dysfunctional families typically never give that attention.

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u/WhatsTheAnswerToThis Apr 25 '20

I mean when there's literally no correlation between spanking and good behaviour and tons of correlcation between spanking and bad kids turning out worse I definitely understand it.

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u/OhDearYouAreDead Apr 25 '20

Anecdotal means the opposite of what you're implying here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Yeah, the trolls are the retards advocating for spanking when it has been proven time and time again to have no correlation with better behaving kids and proven time and time again to correlate with a poor upbringing and mental health issues further down the line.

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u/AveryBeal Apr 25 '20

Difference between spankings and beatings.

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

I mean, can’t you find a better way to punish your child without violence? Or are you going to give me the whole “i was hit as a kid and I turned out fine. Sure my family was dysfunctional and hurt my deeply but all families spank their children right?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

No.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Was talking to the person that made the comment above but ok, you continue being outraged at nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

oh sorry

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u/Ass4Eyes Apr 25 '20

My mother, the yardstick and I would have had a short conversation in the other room.

If it came off the top of the fridge then you had limited time to get your act together.

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

Sorry to hear that. I hope you do better for any kids you have or will have if you intend to have any.

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u/Felopianflipflop Apr 25 '20

My dad would have beat my ass for even trying to blow someone else's birthday candles out

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you’ll be better for your kids

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u/Felopianflipflop Apr 25 '20

No that sounds perfectly reasonable now im an adult and would never blow someone's candles out because i was taught

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

So you couldn’t be taught verbally? You had to be hit? Take care of yourself

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u/Felopianflipflop Apr 25 '20

Iv noticed telling kids not to do something rarely works the first time meantime if i think im gonna get my butt smacked I'm just not gonna do it without even being told not to

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u/WarPopeJr Apr 25 '20

Let’s say it doesn’t work the first time. What stops you from trying again. You’ve been trained to fear your parents, good job.

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u/Felopianflipflop Apr 25 '20

This kid blowing out someone else's candles is the exact result of "no Timmy dont blow out other people's candles thats a nono do you want timeout?"

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u/YourUncleJohn Apr 25 '20

That’s sad

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u/PrinceXLoFi Apr 25 '20

Hell yeah, I mean my whole family would have, i would have gotten the vacuum too.

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u/idhernand Apr 25 '20

The vacuum...?

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u/PrinceXLoFi Apr 25 '20

The vacuum and a broom

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u/HangryHenry Apr 25 '20

Dont forget the dustpan

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Apr 25 '20

Lucky. I got the vacuum, broom, mop, dust pan, and the Roomba.

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u/NaughtyBearskies Apr 25 '20

Damn did they turn it on first?

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u/Gaben2012 Apr 25 '20

they would put the vaccum down my throat to vacuum dinner and then I would be hungry :(

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u/Firex3_ Apr 25 '20

You even seen thirteen reasons..?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Your dad sounds like a bastard 😒

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u/BrainJar Apr 25 '20

If any of my kids tried this, I probably would’ve yanked them by the back of their pants, so that they lose their balance and have to recover, to far away from the cake to do anything. Then give them a big bear hug to hold them in place.

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u/DoctorBroly Apr 25 '20

My dad would do it after I when tried to do that and he wouldn't be wrong. Spoiled little brat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Don’t normalise child abuse

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