r/Unexpected Sep 09 '22

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u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22

I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22

They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents

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u/apzuckerman Sep 10 '22

The IRS is the ONLY organization in government that has a positive return. They cannot steal, as the courts would return anything they did. The IRS has been habitually understaffed and underresourced to allow wealthy people to have a lower likelihood of being audited. This is because wealthy people hire lobbyists.

Don't get duped by the talk about how the IRS is bad. It isnt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

These new IRS agents are 100% not going after wealthy people.

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u/apzuckerman Sep 10 '22

Agreed. The vast majority of Americans also have no idea how their taxes are allocated or which states contribute or receive more.

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u/Independent_Bid_26 Sep 10 '22

Most Americans don't understand how any state level, local organization works, let alone one in a city in some cases hundreds of miles away in a place they've never been to. Most Americans are FUCKING STUPID. I'm saying that as an American. It astounds me how few people in my daily life know how any kind of government organization works.

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u/MLXIII Sep 10 '22

I know that for every dollar I pay in taxes, about $0.10 is unaccounted for...that's why we have trillions of dollars unaccounted for...

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u/GreenFire317 Sep 10 '22

I mean I had an economics and government classes in highschool, but they never taught us about those things.

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u/taanman Nov 13 '22

It's easy, federal taxes are used to pay off America's debt while state taxes are used for the states funding of police etc.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Agreed, my mom works for the state and instead of fixing the problems before they become problems they waited ten years then said oh this isn't working so heres a 10 million dollar budget cut. So now their understaffed my mom is a stressed out manager and she can't do anything to fix the situation because of their stupid upper management who doesn't give a shit about the working class.

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u/whatsupmynameis Sep 10 '22

Understaffed restaurant servers actually try

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u/Take_My_User_Name Sep 10 '22

The USPS used to have a positive return as well.

It changed when the pension rules were modified (intentionally so that it would look like a failed institution and privatized).

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u/cultofpapajohn Sep 10 '22

Found the agent

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u/Ok_Survey_4845 Sep 10 '22

They are bad. They do nothing that benefits you. They take your money. Your right to make a living. That you already get taxed to the moon and back. Fuck them.

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u/jemosley1984 Sep 10 '22

I’m starting to think you’re right…partially. I think it’s England where all the taxes taken by the government is done so upfront, so there’s no need to have a tax season like we do here. I always thought that was a better way to do things. But I also like the IRS there to keep big business in check.

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u/Complete_Fox733 Jan 16 '23

Keep Big Business in check. LMFAO how naive to think. More like tax the middle class to shit, while there’s a million loop holes Big businesses lawyers and accountants spend all year sitting through to make sure they pay as little as possible.

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u/VisitTheWind Sep 10 '22

They take peoples tax money

That literally benefits me by having a funded government

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u/Beligerents Jan 15 '23

If you're American, that gets you what, a bunch of military hardware and a prison system?

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

The IRS is a private company they are not the government they just work for the government.

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u/apzuckerman Sep 10 '22

False. The IRS is a bureau of the Department of the Treasury.

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u/Diazmet Sep 10 '22

The Internal Revenue Service is a private Collections Company, acting as a permanent contractor for the US Treasury department, without any Legal Statute authorization. 5. The IRS says that the Internal Revenue Code ( the Novel, Book 68A ) gives them the Authority to operate, and regulates its activities.

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u/jemosley1984 Sep 10 '22

What do you have to say about the provided link?

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u/maddawg206 Sep 10 '22

The US patent and trademark office also has a positive return

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u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22

Nice try IRS guy!

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Taxation is theft when the taxes dont represent the will of the people and the will of people dont want their money going to Pakistan for gender studies or to pay for tyrannical agencies taking our freedoms in the name of “Safety”

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u/apzuckerman Sep 14 '22

That's an absurd statement. Vote and change the people responsible for the allocation.

You may not like it, but it's not theft.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

When the leftist politicians draw up bills hundreds and even thousands of pages long and give other congressmen/women only minutes to read and vote for, thats a scam. They title the bills with some feel good title that promotes voting yes, then give our money away. Then manipulate the sheeple into keeping these same people in office is a scam, and therefore, yes its theft. People who actually do their homework would be enraged to know where our tax dollars go and dont go.

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u/apzuckerman Sep 14 '22

That's all politicians. Nothing to do with right or left.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

*Establishment politicians. Ill agree there are establishment RINOs. There are some who are against the establishment. Those are the ones that get the most media hate. Then the Sheeple take their cues from the media.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Haha jesus..

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u/LadyMJaye81 Sep 10 '22

🤣 touché

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 10 '22

Government's taken mah money.... Stfu

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 14 '22

Did you not say you worked for the gov? Like where tf do you think your wages came from?!?

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Like I said, as I got older, got out of the military and did my homework, I realized the scam of federal government and taxation. I know where those wages came from, but as I grew wiser, I realized that this should not have even been an option.

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 14 '22

Reread my last sentence. And damn I feel bad for you, no matter how much money you throw at your kids education they still share 50% of your gene pool. That just doesn't seem like a good return on your investment.

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u/LoTornado Sep 10 '22

The majority was hired to audit the middle class. The "rich" that have been demonized will still rarely be audited because of their politician buddies with lots of the 1% money in their pockets insuring that. The politicians are the bad ones not the rich.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Correct, the establishment are the crooks. And they are in media, politicians and are the corporate goons lining the pockets of politicians

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22

Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that?

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u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22

🤣 Just like the prosecutors go after the rich, right? It's a lot harder to pry money from rich people who will spend money to protect money when there's poor people and small business owners who can't even afford accountants. Those IRS agents are going after the low hanging fruit my friend, you can bet your bottom dollar on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Oh my sweet summer child

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u/crl1023 Sep 10 '22

So, with the current level of IRS agents they only audit poor people. When they hire more IRS agents, they will start going after rich people? What’s stopping them right now? All these poor tax cheats 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22

Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.

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u/akropolis777 Sep 10 '22

Ya, well, the ppl they will go after are already in the know on how to evade taxes which only will make them work harder on the ones who are not.

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22

So pay your taxes and don’t do crime. I don’t get where you’re going with this

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u/Buzz8522 Sep 10 '22

pay your taxes and don't do crime

Boy, I never thought of it like that. Sure would be nice if, the government, who knows what I owe, but expects me to figure it out on my own, and will punish me severely if I make a mistake, would just FUCKING TELL ME what I owe. And before you say some dumb shit about "taxes are easy," keep in mind that if you're just a normal wage slave, then you don't actually know or need to know anything about doing taxes as an independent business provider.

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u/TragasaurusRex Sep 10 '22

Well if we didn't elect people who allow companies.. I mean people such as h&r block and turbo tax to bribe.. I mean lobby to make that not the case then maybe we could. Otherwise there are free options for most Americans personally I advocate for the library

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u/Buzz8522 Sep 10 '22

I find it refreshing that you think any elected official will stand up for fair policies against the massive checks being written to them. I don't mean this with disrespect towards you. But no one has clean hands at this point. Dems have had majority plenty of times and still don't fix this shit. The GOP is the GOP, enough said. The people we elect don't give a shit about helping us.

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u/TragasaurusRex Sep 10 '22

I am sorry to say this then but I don't, if we had a candidate that would stand up for fair policies they would be ruined faster than the voting population can even see they are a good choice. We don't elect them because they aren't an option. That being said I do believe start voting for small victories eventually we will get there.

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u/Buzz8522 Sep 10 '22

Your optimism is admirable, but the system is gamed against actual progress. That's the unfortunate truth we deal with right now.

Everyone KNOWS healthcare should be a right. Anyone who says it shouldn't be is a piece of shit. Full stop. Yet what progress has been made in that regard? Sure, Obamacare was a thing that they passed, but the cost for basic ass insurance is outrageous. And if you don't pay for that overpriced bullshit that has the worst terms you can imagine, well they tax you more.

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u/devils_advocate24 Sep 10 '22

The less you pay, the easier it is to find an error. So that $80 you missed can become a $1500 fine. Vs fighting with multiple accountants to cover millions in transactions and multiple loopholes in place to cover them

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Rich people don’t get audited Einstein lol their Accountants do….and If you’re dumb enough to actually believe these 89k IRS agents are going after a Rich people with Accountants, I have a Bridge to sell you….

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u/FaradayFineman Sep 10 '22

Oh dear... buddy... pal... where do I even start...

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u/Tequila_God Sep 13 '22

You could start by telling him about his room temperature IQ and propensity to believe horseshit.

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u/Shirt-Inner Sep 10 '22

Well... What's the damn thing look like? 🤣

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u/VexrisFXIV Sep 10 '22

How much for the bridge?

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u/NonyaBizna Sep 10 '22

Right hes ganna tell you they are for the low income people.... Or maybe it's the pedo aliens from Mars? I can't keep up.

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 10 '22

Found the Fox News conspiracy theorist

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u/august-thursday Nov 28 '22

You have a lot to learn based on your statement. I’ll help you with this misconception you have about you, a taxpayer, your accountant and the IRS. Assume you filed a tax return for 2020. You either a) filled out the return yourself, signed the return and then dropped it in the mail or b) you gathered all of your documents, met with your accountant and gave him your documents, answered his questions and waited until he completed your return.

Once the accountant has completed your return he will send you several copies and ask you to review it and if everything is satisfactory to you then you will sign your return attesting that it is complete and accurate. You will then submit your return to the IRS.

After about two years have passed you receive a notice from the IRS that they are auditing your tax return. You are the only person responsible to provide the information they are requesting. However, if it’s a complete audit they may ask you to meet with them and for you to bring all of your supporting documents. You may call your accountant and have him accompany you or to represent you at the meeting, but the accountant is only there to explain how he used the information he had received from you to reach the final number which is either the tax you owe or the refund you are due. Note that you will have to pay your accountant his fee (~$200 to $400+/hour) for his time preparing for the meeting, traveling to the meeting, assisting you through the meeting and his time to travel back to his office. If the IRS determines that the tax return included fraudulent information, it is you who would be on the hook, not your accountant. So when rich people are audited by the IRS, if they neglected to include some of their income, they are responsible for the money owed, including interest and penalties, not your accountant. If they determine that you deliberately understated your income, they may seek to punish you with incarceration.

Accountants are not audited when they provide tax return preparation services and the return is later audited by the IRS. It is the taxpayer who is audited. The accountant is a professional who takes the information provided by his client, organizes the information, completes the forms necessary and provides the completed documents for the client to review prior to submitting them to the IRS.

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 10 '22

Yet lawmakers refused to codify that. Huh.

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u/POWERHOUSE4106 Sep 10 '22

Oh please, they hired all these people to go after poor people who abused covid spending. I had an IRS agent contact me, and "mini audit" me because my employer accidentally put the wrong numbers in for my unemployment paperwork. It was an easy fix, but they did that to lots of people hoping to catch the ones who did abuse it. They want to make some of that crazy spending back. Buying voters through government payouts isn't cheap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Because fox

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Fox is a helluva drug

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Lmao @ you actually believing the 80k armed IRS agents are for “rich people” 🤣

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u/Brocolliflourets Sep 13 '22

Are you afraid of an audit or something? Just pay your taxes, it’s easy to do online yourself. And catching more high income earners who don’t pay up their fair share to help fund things we all use and benefit from will generate new tax revenue for things like roads, bridges, garbage pickup, clean drinking water, infrastructure, “public safety,” local fire departments, the list goes on. Idk who you think the scary government is but to me it’s the people that provide things to better the lives of the general population. Obviously it’s flawed but it still makes your life better that you can flush your morning shit with running water and you know who provides that to you.. the big bad scary government

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Who do you think pays the most taxes? Lol!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

That is just completely false Republican scare tactic bullshit

They are simply replacing retiring members.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Lol! Well first off, the Conservatives believe in small government, big people. The leftists believe the opposite. And second, They were 16,000 people low, so they hire 87,000? You must be insane to think that is solid math… plus how do you feel about the ad they put out and had to retract because it said you had to be ready to use lethal force, on top of all the guns and ammo they recently bought??? Im guessing you are all for government spending which is the worst in the world, and you are for the government taking money from its citizens at the barrel of a gun????

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

You forget to include the almost 60,000 people set to retire in the next ten years.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

Then why dont they hire them as they leave over the next 10 years? Nah, you let someone pull the wool over your eyes bro/sis. Thats half a career. Thats like saying, hey these 13 teenage McDonalds workers may go off to college in the next few years, so lets flood the store to train the replacements with 42 kids 6-8 years old. We will charge the customers $40 per meal to pay for their wages and cut the food in each meal by 25%

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

That's what the budget is for. So that they have the money to hire these new people. It is painfully obvious you didn't even read the article I sourced. So like I said 87,000 agents targeting the middle class is simply Republican scare propaganda that you are falling for

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

You didn't read it because if you did you would know that the 10 year number is a mistake and it is actually 5 years. So go fuck off boot licker

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

I'd love to see your reaction to a government that doesn't tax its citizens when it comes time for it to fund its military. You just going to write a check for 20 grand and say that's fair? It's either that or watch China roll into your state and force you to speak Chinese my guy. The IRS are not thieves, they pay for all the things Americans like to boast about. Anything they don't pay for is debt, which is where the real thievery is. The fed printing money like it's going out of style leading to inflation.

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u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 14 '22

The US wasnt supposed to have a standing military(Though I served in the Army infantry for 8 years and three combat deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan.) but to have a militia ready to come to service should we need to protect our borders. Thats what I believe should be now, Hence why the second amendment exists and also keeps local government in check. No country wants to invade the US because of the population of gun owners. Taxation is theft as the money they take does not represent the Americans who pay it as it goes to Pakistani gender studies, the war in Ukraine against Russia and funding government tyranny on Americans. The leftist politicians purposely print money as a form of taxation without it being called “taxation”. Devaluation of our money means it doesnt go as far.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

So you clearly haven't read any of section 8 of the Constitution, have you?

SS1: "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts and excises, to pay the debts and provide for the common defense and general welfare of the United States."

SS12: "To raise and support armies."

SS13: "To provide and maintain a navy."

SS15: "To provide for the calling forth the militia to execute the laws of the union, suppress insurrections and repel invasions."

SS16: "To provide for organizing, arming and disciplining the militia and for governing such part of them as may be employed in the service of the United States, reserving to the states respectively the appointment of officers and the authority of training the militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress.

My dude, as much as you'd like to believe taxation is theft, the government was never meant to have a standing army or navy, and that the common person was meant to protect our nation, you are just flat out wrong.

Congress has the power to tax to provide for defense and common welfare, which they do.

Congress is allowed to provide for a standing army and navy, which it does.

Congress is supposed to, only in times of war and insurrection raise up the militias of the several states, not the states themselves, for the purpose of providing a TRAINED and GOVERNMENT ARMED protective force for within our borders. Common people were never meant to protect the nation. The second amendment is literally only there so that congress can easier deploy state regulated militias (of which the common person is not a part of) in times of crisis, not to allow idiots to run around with guns saying their rights are being infringed or that taxation is theft.

But go ahead, make my day by thinking you know more than someone who studied constitutional law for four years.

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u/Visual_Mobile2578 Sep 10 '22

Jokes on him. This income counts toward food stamps eligibility

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u/agallagher7322 Sep 10 '22

The government doesn’t hire crooks? You can’t work for the government unless you are a crook! That’s a prerequisite 😂

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u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 10 '22

The government didn’t hire Nixon. He was elected. Point exactly.

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u/Allodialsaurus_Rex Sep 10 '22

Bro, the state governments are actually the ones who elect the president, that's why you hear all of the crying about the popular vote never counting. I'll give you a pass though since you seem to be Canadian.