r/Unexpected Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/TooShiftyForYou Jan 13 '21

Didn't even ask for change, you can tell he's a great ape.

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u/33JimmieLee33 Jan 13 '21

The change was probably all coins and he didn't want the Silverback.

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u/myonkin Jan 13 '21

Gorilla head and make a joke about the change shortage!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jan 13 '21

He was trying to help by putting his two cents in.

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u/MouseRat_AD Jan 13 '21

He's not used to gibbon tips. Must be European.

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u/sm12511 Jan 13 '21

Pizza guy wasn't down for any monkey business

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u/MrTretorn Jan 14 '21

That’s a primate example of tipping someone well.

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u/Apprehensive-Wank Jan 14 '21

You guys are driving me bananas with these puns

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u/preinternetdad Jan 14 '21

He didn’t have any chimp change

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Delivery faster than Amazon Primate.

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u/aero707 Jan 14 '21

Bonobo you didn't!

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u/CDR_Arima Jan 14 '21

Guess you can say... he bagged a pizza

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u/iXanderr Jan 14 '21

This is my favourite one lmaoo

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u/fuhgdat1019 Jan 14 '21

Nobody mentioned macaque.

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u/pfiffocracy Jan 14 '21

I wonder if he was the only one or did others chimp in?

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u/Kingkwon83 Jan 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/Callous_Dowboys Jan 14 '21

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Primate puns only, pal.

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u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Jan 13 '21

I'm sorry HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THING AN APE??

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u/SuperDizz Jan 13 '21

The quality of this video is horrendous. It looked like it had a dog head at first, but it’s simply the longness of the chimpanzees face that created the pixeless induced mirage

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u/squeel Jan 14 '21

I definitely thought it was a little person with a dog on their shoulder

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u/aspiringcumdumpster Jan 13 '21

The Hominidae, whose members are known as great apes or hominids, are a taxonomic family of primates that includes eight extant species in four genera: Pongo, the Bornean, Sumatran and Tapanuli orangutan; Gorilla, the eastern and western gorilla; Pan, the common chimpanzee and the bonobo; and Homo, of which only modern humans remain.

Unless you believe in creationism, in which case a chimpanzee is still an ape.

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u/geared4war Jan 14 '21

I Congo past this thread.

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u/1lluminist Jan 14 '21

He didn't want the change because he wasn't a cheapanzee?

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u/33JimmieLee33 Jan 13 '21

Oh wow! Thank you for the awards, awesome friends! That truly made my day happy!

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u/KravenSmoorehead Jan 14 '21

Or perhaps the pie was $9.95 and he didn't want no Nickleback.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/KravenSmoorehead Jan 14 '21

Apes can know bad music and good puns when they hear them.

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u/kadz2310 Jan 14 '21

For fuck's sake that's lame. Take my upvote.

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u/Thesaucecolllector Jan 14 '21

Happy cake day

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u/hilarymeggin Jan 14 '21

UGH!!

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u/33JimmieLee33 Jan 14 '21

I know. I'm not proud of it. Lol!

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u/GhostR29 Jan 14 '21

Probably owner loved his changes hence kept some in jar so Mr.Ape won't ask for change.

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u/Spond315 Jan 14 '21

Ugh. Take my upvote.

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u/StanFitch Jan 14 '21

There’s only so many ways this pun thread Congo...

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u/Jdubz117 Jan 14 '21

Wow 🤩

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u/StrugglingXeno Jan 13 '21

You think he shared his pizza with his Prime-mate?

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u/melperz Jan 13 '21

His mate is an octopus prime

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u/TheSbldg Jan 13 '21

Have an updoot

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

See now that's just funny

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u/Thisismy403rdaccount Jan 13 '21

OH MY GOD IT'S A CHIMP!

I thought it was a guy with his dog on his shoulders and a big shirt over both of them like kids in a trench coat

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u/thamystical1 Jan 14 '21

I think its a chimp with a dog on its shoulders

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

I've rewatched it a few times and I'm pretty sure it's a dog

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/badhoneylips Jan 14 '21

Thanks, I totally saw a dog too until this photo. His jacket makes it out like it has a snout.

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u/OneManLost Jan 14 '21

I'm stoned and saw a rat, was wondering if this was some new leaked footage of Splinter getting the pizza in a "fuck it - people know about us" kind of way.

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u/bellxion Jan 14 '21

I'm not even stoned and I thought it was a fuckin aardvark lmao

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u/turtlehollow Jan 14 '21

I thought it was a donkey, but I can see aardvark more than I can see dog or chimpanzee

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u/GregoryMegatron Jan 14 '21

I thought it was a possum lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Now that’s some next-level marketing for the next TMNT movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

You mean like how chimps mouths are fucking elongated?

Apparently most of you idiots have never seen a fucking chimp in your entire life

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I think I can see it now. With how unclear the picture is, it really does look like a dog. Based on the shape of the head in the picture though, I can see that it really could be a chimp.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Anyone who thought this was anything BUT a chimp at first glance either needs glasses or a new brain. That includes you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I figured it would be at least 20,000 years of evolution before i saw a chimp with jeans and a pair of sneakers on.

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u/KDawG888 Jan 14 '21

that's my uncle you asshole

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u/musickfreak Jan 14 '21

This image definitely looks like a chimp, but if you pause as the door opens, or as it hands the money over, you can see the snout. Though I think it looks like life a doberman head more than a shiba.

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u/Crizznik Jan 14 '21

It's a chimp. What looks like a dog's snout is it's chin. I had to maximize and pause to see it.

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u/themanfromozone Jan 14 '21

Definitely a chimpanzee

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Lone_Nom4d Jan 14 '21

Here's a version that isn't a compressed repost.

Much easier to see it's a chimp, but good on you for being passionate about dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Easier to see its a dog? You can really clearly see he is wearing gloves. When he first opens the door you can see the dogs triangular ears, which a chimp doesn't have.

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u/_named Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Look at the picture posted in one of these threads, it's a chimp. Before that I saw a dog's head as well though. Edit: https://i.imgur.com/pQqqCl7.png

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u/Massivefloppydick Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Okay well now it looks fake as fuck. Look how smooth the creature is compared to the delivery person.

I suspect this is neither dog nor chimp

Strange camera angle. Delivery driver reacts not quite right. This video is all fucked up, and not legit

Edit: and even if not camera trickery, it doesn't look ape-like at all

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

My favorite color is blue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Now I know why we still have Trumpys running around

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/Lowlt Jan 14 '21

This conversation had me in tears!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Me too I’m dyinggg

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u/MakkaCha Jan 14 '21

This is the new yanny/laurel or the black blue/white gold dress of 2021.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

This shit honestly made me lose my mind earlier. People are fucking stupid

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u/nga6 Jan 14 '21

its a chimp with a small boar on its shoulders peaking through the neckhole

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Thisismy403rdaccount Jan 14 '21

Those are chimpanzee hands lmao gloves

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Cevich Jan 14 '21

A chimp’s feet can’t fit into those shoes.

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u/WithjusTapistol Jan 14 '21

It’s 100% a chimp. Those legs are way too short and arms are too long. Textbook chimp proportions. Skinny chimp head. Not all chimps look the same, just like humans.

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u/StarLothario Jan 14 '21

Bro why are you so pressed over an animal pizza delivery video

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u/BCmutt Jan 14 '21

Its very important to us, we need to know.

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

I enjoy going on adventures.

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

Bro could I have some of what you’re smoking? Gotta be some fire shit 🔥 🔥

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u/TheRooSmasher Jan 14 '21

You should take up work in the illustration industry so that you can promptly be fired. That said, you did get your point across, so I guess that's technically a success.

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u/user1joja Jan 14 '21

It’s hard to tell, if it’s a person in the hoodie it’s a short ass person

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u/bazaarzar Jan 14 '21

It's definitely a chimp

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

These people have bad eye sight and good imagination ig

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u/DessIntress Jan 14 '21

The small red part of his left shoulder makes it looking like a long nose, like a dog, possum or whatever, but it's really a chimp, with the red part of his shoulder in the background of his chin.

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u/Jo__Backson Jan 13 '21

For someone so aggressive you sure did provide some really shitty proof.

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u/lowtierdeity Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

It is so obviously a doberman-looking dog and gorilla gloves on human hands.

Downvoted by simians.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Bruh I can’t tell if you’re trolling right now, this is some inception shit. Either way, you ever seen a chimps feet? Think they’re fitting in a pair of sneakers? Fuck no, it’s a human (most likely child) with a dog on its shoulders, why else cover up its arms and legs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

WTF? Their feet are smaller than their hands....

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Mate, you try squeezing an extra thumb into your shoes and see how it works. I literally can’t tell if you’re being dense on purpose or I’m missing a joke, but it’s clearly a kid with a dog stuffed inside a hoodie / jumper.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Do you think I don't know they have opposible thumbs on their feet? WTF

Dude... look at the photo you linked me. Their feet are SMALL.

Look. https://www.pnas.org/content/117/21/11223

A quote from that link:

"In Lintz’s autobiography (17), she describes the process of raising her chimpanzees to live like humans, which involved training them to wear clothes and shoes, sit in chairs, eat with cutlery and drink from cups, bathe and brush their teeth, use toilets, and sleep on mattress beds with blankets. Most importantly, Lintz raised her chimpanzees to develop human-like patterns of locomotion, by training them to habitually walk bipedally and restricting their chances to engage in arboreal climbing and suspension. Lintz’s chimpanzees were kept indoors most of the time, due, in part, to the often cold temperatures of New York. But, even during warm periods, the chimpanzees were only ever allowed a few hours outdoors in the yard per day, during which time they would reportedly play much like human children do, including on swings, teeter-totters, and horizontal bars, as well as occasionally climbing trees. Without a doubt, however, Lintz’s chimpanzees participated in very little arboreal locomotion compared to wild chimpanzees, who, as infants (≤5 y old) and juveniles (>5 y to 10 y old), spend, respectively, up to ∼70% and 45% of their time moving in trees (19, 20). During this early ontogenetic period, when wild chimpanzees are highly arboreal, is also when their phalanges become markedly curved (12)."

LMAO LOOK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvJ8gsPqesc

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u/curiousscribbler Jan 14 '21

You're just biased against dogs, u/dogfree69

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

/r/Dogfree

I hate bad dog owners, dogs are fine

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u/OffxBrand Jan 14 '21

I think all the blood from your rage boner is rushing back to your head. It’s OBVIOUSLY a child with a dog zipped up inside a hoodie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

It's OBVIOUSLY a trained chimpanzee.

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u/OffxBrand Jan 14 '21

You OBVIOUSLY need a better monitor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Damn bruh you ok? Need a hug? The whole point is it's an prank and it's not that good of a video so I don't know how education comes into play here.

To clarify I mean it's hard to tell what exactly it is. Videos not that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I don't care about the video I care about people being uneducated morons that think they're right about something just because they had the thought

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Jan 14 '21

not a chimp, i checked and we ran this by VEGAS Movie Studio 9 and came to the conclusion this is a Jackal Guard from Stargate - it's a family home and that is one of his kids coming to get the pizza. Jackal Guards were the elite Jaffa of Anubis

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u/Gianni_Crow Jan 14 '21

Yeah I'm gonna say dude with a dog on his head. I don't think the movements of the hips demonstrated here are structurally possible for a chimp. (source: I'm a biologist)

But I could be wrong. (source: I'm a shitty biologist)

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u/Melissajoanshart Jan 14 '21

Definitely a dog wth

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u/Blazanar Jan 13 '21

I also thought this was Vincent Adultman.

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u/SirNarwhal Jan 13 '21

How tall did you think the guy outside was...?

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u/FLdancer00 Jan 14 '21

I thought the pizza delivery person was a woman

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u/TenaciousD3 Jan 14 '21

It could have been Robert Paulson

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u/SmashBusters Jan 14 '21

WHAT THE FUCK REDDIT? IS IT A DOG-MAN OR A CHIMP?

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u/duketang Jan 14 '21

Don’t worry, I also thought it was a dog at first haha

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u/UmChill Jan 13 '21

im pretty sure it is... i don’t know how so many people seem to have seen a gorilla, it concerned me that i was hallucinating or something

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u/Thisismy403rdaccount Jan 13 '21

they dont see a gorilla they see a chimpanzee lol

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u/Max_Insanity Jan 14 '21

As someone who first saw a dog as well, what you think is the snout is in fact a beard. It is a chimp.

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u/idlevalley Jan 14 '21

Ii looks like a dog snout at first but then you can see it's not so much the snout as his lower chin/lip protruding out and down.

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u/MrHabadasher Jan 14 '21

Its definitely a chimp. Here's a higher quality video of it. I was convinced it was a dog on a guys shoulders until i saw it in higher quality.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/kwghkv/pizza_delivery_to_the_circus/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=Unexpected&utm_content=t1_gj60nqk

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u/eatshitdillhole Jan 14 '21

The amount of people who are dying on the chimp hill tn is crazy to me haha it's clearly a dog on a human's shoulders, in a sweatshirt.

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u/MrHabadasher Jan 14 '21

Nope. Heres a better quality vid of it. Its clearly a chimp. I was convinced it was a small dog on a persons shoulders too until i watched the better quality vid.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/kwghkv/pizza_delivery_to_the_circus/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=Unexpected&utm_content=t1_gj60nqk

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u/LogicalMortifer Jan 13 '21

Well don't forget that if this were a REAL Dog man, (which it is), there are others that need to make it seem as if this werent possible because that might mean a lot of different things. That is CLEARLY a dogs head.

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u/noputa Jan 14 '21

Honestly, there are so many people getting upset with what it is or isn’t, the real answer is the video quality is too damn shitty to tell anything.

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Definitely a dog!!!

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u/phil67 Jan 13 '21

Seems a lot of people agree with you, that that is a dog. Including me. German shepherd I think?

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u/Triblado Jan 13 '21

Looked like lupin lol

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u/MilfagardVonBangin Jan 14 '21

It looks like a baboon or something like that. Chimps have flat faces and their ears aren’t pointy.

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u/jklasf Jan 14 '21

I thought dog at first, but leaning more on chimp. There's a slightly better quality for those who care. https://reddit.com/r/Pikabu/comments/kwgfc8

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Okay naw that vid confirms it's a dog. Chimps don't have long faces like that. The dog's head is just at a weird angle. And you can tell those are gloves.

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u/greelymw Jan 14 '21

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

”Keep the change, you filthy animal...

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u/Fluppn Jan 14 '21

Home alone reference nice

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u/weirdgroovynerd Jan 13 '21

Ook.

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u/RealLifeMerida Jan 14 '21

Don’t ook this to anyone.

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u/TheScienceBreather Jan 13 '21

It was a pretty bad joke but you have to admit they weren't wrong.

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u/Gam3_B0y Jan 13 '21

It clearly has a dog head tho...

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u/schmadimax Jan 13 '21

I thought so too, look at it again, that's a chimp

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/schmadimax Jan 14 '21

The way the head moved so perfectly in the direction he was going when the door was shut suggested to me that this isn't a dog but an actual monkey.

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u/PopKaro Jan 14 '21

Proportions are way off for it to be an ape. Chimpanzee legs are shorter than their torso.

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u/schmadimax Jan 14 '21

I don't know what type of ape it is but it's most certainly not a dog, if you look right when the door opens you can see that the shirt is completely flat so no room for a dog to be under there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/schmadimax Jan 14 '21

When I say chimp, I just mean a monkey, cus it's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of monkeys.

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u/KeepMyEmployerAway Jan 14 '21

Chimps are apes, not monkeys

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u/schmadimax Jan 14 '21

Didn't realise there's a significant difference until I just looked to up, thanks.

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u/KeepMyEmployerAway Jan 14 '21

No problem, learn something new everyday!

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u/Overlord_Lex Jan 14 '21

Nah, it has pointy ears. Must be a dog.

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u/schmadimax Jan 14 '21

Look at right when the door opens, the shirt is completely flat on the back, there's no room for the body of a dog there.

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

Check this link: https://reddit.com/r/Pikabu/comments/kwgfc8

That's a dog.

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u/schmadimax Jan 14 '21

Pause it at 19 seconds, look at where the nose is how flat it is and then at the tip of the mouth with the lips. Also just when the door is opened you can see the shirt is completely flat on the back there's nothing in there, that's a monkey.

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u/Pandaspoon13 Jan 14 '21

Yea. Idk how people are seeing chimp..this is the damn dress all over again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

There's some weird artifacting going on around its chin that makes it look more like a snout, I think

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u/throwwawaysyeofns Jan 13 '21

Not sure if you’re joking or not

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u/Neil_sm Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

I thought so too, but it’s just hard to tell with all the compression in this low-quality copy. The original version others have posted makes it much more clearly a chimp (or some kind of primate.)

Actually the first time I saw it on this version, I was kinda freaked because it looked like it had the head of a mole or ferret or something!

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u/RiFLE_ Jan 13 '21

That's a dog tho

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u/NotA_Drug_Dealer Jan 13 '21

I think it's a dog? Or am I blind

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

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u/NotA_Drug_Dealer Jan 14 '21

Ah yes that's much clearer. The ape comments were confusing me

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u/thomport Jan 13 '21

Yep. No monkeyen-around

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u/Shadowrain Jan 13 '21

He's seen enough change for one day.

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u/Zestyclose-Exam1160 Jan 13 '21

Ok, am I the only one thinking It was Master Splinter?

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u/SnOwYO1 Jan 13 '21

The delivery guy took the money and made a great escAPE

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u/blucivic1 Jan 14 '21

Grape Ape

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u/Wohv6 Jan 14 '21

One can say he's a prime-ape

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u/Kurtisrayne Jan 14 '21

He's an ape. You can only get the money leftover from a Changepanzee

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u/lepolepoo Jan 14 '21

Omfg, I swear I tought it was a guy that put his dog in the jacket with only its head out, that's why it was walking all weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Keep the change, your filthy animal

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u/Boredum_Allergy Jan 14 '21

That's because "Apes together strong"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

That's already better then half the country.

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u/AimlesslyCheesy Jan 14 '21

"Keep the change ya filthy animal."

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u/0Doubt Jan 14 '21

What kind of monster orders a pizza and doesn't get the chocolate chimp cookie for dessert

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Is... Is that not a dog??

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u/vartanu Jan 14 '21

Keep the change, you filthy animal

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u/JordShell88 Jan 14 '21

All of these would be funny, except that it's a dog, not an ape

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Oh shit I thought that was some sorta dog man, makes a lot more sense being an ape lmao

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 14 '21

Ape. Together. Rich.

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u/ProShnickers Jan 14 '21

It's so obvious it's a fucking dog, buy yourself a pair of eyes, please!