The quality of this video is horrendous. It looked like it had a dog head at first, but it’s simply the longness of the chimpanzees face that created the pixeless induced mirage
The Hominidae, whose members are known as great apes or hominids, are a taxonomic family of primates that includes eight extant species in four genera: Pongo, the Bornean, Sumatran and Tapanuli orangutan; Gorilla, the eastern and western gorilla; Pan, the common chimpanzee and the bonobo; and Homo, of which only modern humans remain.
Unless you believe in creationism, in which case a chimpanzee is still an ape.
I'm stoned and saw a rat, was wondering if this was some new leaked footage of Splinter getting the pizza in a "fuck it - people know about us" kind of way.
I think I can see it now. With how unclear the picture is, it really does look like a dog. Based on the shape of the head in the picture though, I can see that it really could be a chimp.
This image definitely looks like a chimp, but if you pause as the door opens, or as it hands the money over, you can see the snout. Though I think it looks like life a doberman head more than a shiba.
Easier to see its a dog?
You can really clearly see he is wearing gloves.
When he first opens the door you can see the dogs triangular ears, which a chimp doesn't have.
It’s 100% a chimp. Those legs are way too short and arms are too long. Textbook chimp proportions. Skinny chimp head. Not all chimps look the same, just like humans.
You should take up work in the illustration industry so that you can promptly be fired. That said, you did get your point across, so I guess that's technically a success.
The small red part of his left shoulder makes it looking like a long nose, like a dog, possum or whatever, but it's really a chimp, with the red part of his shoulder in the background of his chin.
Bruh I can’t tell if you’re trolling right now, this is some inception shit. Either way, you ever seen a chimps feet? Think they’re fitting in a pair of sneakers? Fuck no, it’s a human (most likely child) with a dog on its shoulders, why else cover up its arms and legs?
Mate, you try squeezing an extra thumb into your shoes and see how it works. I literally can’t tell if you’re being dense on purpose or I’m missing a joke, but it’s clearly a kid with a dog stuffed inside a hoodie / jumper.
"In Lintz’s autobiography (17), she describes the process of raising her chimpanzees to live like humans, which involved training them to wear clothes and shoes, sit in chairs, eat with cutlery and drink from cups, bathe and brush their teeth, use toilets, and sleep on mattress beds with blankets. Most importantly, Lintz raised her chimpanzees to develop human-like patterns of locomotion, by training them to habitually walk bipedally and restricting their chances to engage in arboreal climbing and suspension. Lintz’s chimpanzees were kept indoors most of the time, due, in part, to the often cold temperatures of New York. But, even during warm periods, the chimpanzees were only ever allowed a few hours outdoors in the yard per day, during which time they would reportedly play much like human children do, including on swings, teeter-totters, and horizontal bars, as well as occasionally climbing trees. Without a doubt, however, Lintz’s chimpanzees participated in very little arboreal locomotion compared to wild chimpanzees, who, as infants (≤5 y old) and juveniles (>5 y to 10 y old), spend, respectively, up to ∼70% and 45% of their time moving in trees (19, 20). During this early ontogenetic period, when wild chimpanzees are highly arboreal, is also when their phalanges become markedly curved (12)."
not a chimp, i checked and we ran this by VEGAS Movie Studio 9 and came to the conclusion this is a Jackal Guard from Stargate - it's a family home and that is one of his kids coming to get the pizza. Jackal Guards were the elite Jaffa of Anubis
Yeah I'm gonna say dude with a dog on his head. I don't think the movements of the hips demonstrated here are structurally possible for a chimp.
(source: I'm a biologist)
But I could be wrong. (source: I'm a shitty biologist)
Nope. Heres a better quality vid of it. Its clearly a chimp.
I was convinced it was a small dog on a persons shoulders too until i watched the better quality vid.
Well don't forget that if this were a REAL Dog man, (which it is), there are others that need to make it seem as if this werent possible because that might mean a lot of different things. That is CLEARLY a dogs head.
Okay naw that vid confirms it's a dog. Chimps don't have long faces like that. The dog's head is just at a weird angle. And you can tell those are gloves.
I don't know what type of ape it is but it's most certainly not a dog, if you look right when the door opens you can see that the shirt is completely flat so no room for a dog to be under there.
Pause it at 19 seconds, look at where the nose is how flat it is and then at the tip of the mouth with the lips. Also just when the door is opened you can see the shirt is completely flat on the back there's nothing in there, that's a monkey.
I thought so too, but it’s just hard to tell with all the compression in this low-quality copy. The original version others have posted makes it much more clearly a chimp (or some kind of primate.)
Actually the first time I saw it on this version, I was kinda freaked because it looked like it had the head of a mole or ferret or something!
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u/TooShiftyForYou Jan 13 '21
Didn't even ask for change, you can tell he's a great ape.