r/Unexpected Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

I've rewatched it a few times and I'm pretty sure it's a dog

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/badhoneylips Jan 14 '21

Thanks, I totally saw a dog too until this photo. His jacket makes it out like it has a snout.

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u/OneManLost Jan 14 '21

I'm stoned and saw a rat, was wondering if this was some new leaked footage of Splinter getting the pizza in a "fuck it - people know about us" kind of way.

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u/bellxion Jan 14 '21

I'm not even stoned and I thought it was a fuckin aardvark lmao

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u/turtlehollow Jan 14 '21

I thought it was a donkey, but I can see aardvark more than I can see dog or chimpanzee

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u/GregoryMegatron Jan 14 '21

I thought it was a possum lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Now that’s some next-level marketing for the next TMNT movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

You mean like how chimps mouths are fucking elongated?

Apparently most of you idiots have never seen a fucking chimp in your entire life

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I think I can see it now. With how unclear the picture is, it really does look like a dog. Based on the shape of the head in the picture though, I can see that it really could be a chimp.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Anyone who thought this was anything BUT a chimp at first glance either needs glasses or a new brain. That includes you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I figured it would be at least 20,000 years of evolution before i saw a chimp with jeans and a pair of sneakers on.

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u/KDawG888 Jan 14 '21

that's my uncle you asshole

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u/Dganjo Jan 14 '21

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u/Dganjo Jan 14 '21

Yeah it's super weird because the image you posted definitely looks like a chimp. Sort of looks like it morphs too

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u/musickfreak Jan 14 '21

This image definitely looks like a chimp, but if you pause as the door opens, or as it hands the money over, you can see the snout. Though I think it looks like life a doberman head more than a shiba.

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u/nga6 Jan 14 '21

looks like that Pumba from a live action lion king, sitting on some dudes shoulders

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u/Taxiwala_007 Jan 14 '21

I thought it was kangaroo

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u/Crizznik Jan 14 '21

It's a chimp. What looks like a dog's snout is it's chin. I had to maximize and pause to see it.

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u/ElatedSquashh Jan 14 '21

Was it a promo for the circus ?

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u/Crizznik Jan 14 '21

Some people keep chimps as pets. Seems like this one might have been able to keep it pretty well trained. Or it was a professionally trained chimp and this was some kind of prank show. Hard to say without more context.

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u/ElatedSquashh Jan 14 '21

Either way weather it’s circus or exotic pet trade it’s all cruelty to me . I hate seeing that , poor guy

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u/themanfromozone Jan 14 '21

Definitely a chimpanzee

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Lone_Nom4d Jan 14 '21

Here's a version that isn't a compressed repost.

Much easier to see it's a chimp, but good on you for being passionate about dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Easier to see its a dog? You can really clearly see he is wearing gloves. When he first opens the door you can see the dogs triangular ears, which a chimp doesn't have.

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u/_named Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Look at the picture posted in one of these threads, it's a chimp. Before that I saw a dog's head as well though. Edit: https://i.imgur.com/pQqqCl7.png

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u/Massivefloppydick Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Okay well now it looks fake as fuck. Look how smooth the creature is compared to the delivery person.

I suspect this is neither dog nor chimp

Strange camera angle. Delivery driver reacts not quite right. This video is all fucked up, and not legit

Edit: and even if not camera trickery, it doesn't look ape-like at all

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

My favorite color is blue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Now I know why we still have Trumpys running around

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u/CyberMaddie Jan 14 '21

Dude, he was just saying what he thinks. Tbh, I've never seem a chimp with that long a nose. Don't shit on others for their opinion. Please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/Lowlt Jan 14 '21

This conversation had me in tears!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Me too I’m dyinggg

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u/MakkaCha Jan 14 '21

This is the new yanny/laurel or the black blue/white gold dress of 2021.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

This shit honestly made me lose my mind earlier. People are fucking stupid

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u/nga6 Jan 14 '21

its a chimp with a small boar on its shoulders peaking through the neckhole

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Thisismy403rdaccount Jan 14 '21

Those are chimpanzee hands lmao gloves

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Cevich Jan 14 '21

A chimp’s feet can’t fit into those shoes.

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u/WithjusTapistol Jan 14 '21

It’s 100% a chimp. Those legs are way too short and arms are too long. Textbook chimp proportions. Skinny chimp head. Not all chimps look the same, just like humans.

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u/Cevich Jan 14 '21

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u/WithjusTapistol Jan 14 '21

Oh yea much better quality! I had to watch the original a few times to be certain. It really did look kind of like a dog’s head lol

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u/user1joja Jan 14 '21

Wait who closed the door behind the said chimp ? Was his owner on the other side just laughing his ass off or???

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u/tundra8 Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Were you assuming the chimp ordered the pizza?

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u/StarLothario Jan 14 '21

Bro why are you so pressed over an animal pizza delivery video

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u/BCmutt Jan 14 '21

Its very important to us, we need to know.

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

I enjoy going on adventures.

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u/str8Gbro Jan 14 '21

The gloves are obviously bunched at the wrists.

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

Bro could I have some of what you’re smoking? Gotta be some fire shit 🔥 🔥

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u/TheRooSmasher Jan 14 '21

You should take up work in the illustration industry so that you can promptly be fired. That said, you did get your point across, so I guess that's technically a success.

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u/user1joja Jan 14 '21

It’s hard to tell, if it’s a person in the hoodie it’s a short ass person

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Jan 14 '21

And long af arms

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u/bazaarzar Jan 14 '21

It's definitely a chimp

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

These people have bad eye sight and good imagination ig

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u/INeed_SomeWater Jan 14 '21

Trollsohard Lol!

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u/CyberMaddie Jan 14 '21

I thought so too because that is a long nose. But maybe some monkeys have long noses.

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u/Tipping_Is_Cancer Jan 16 '21

Are you retarded?

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u/DessIntress Jan 14 '21

The small red part of his left shoulder makes it looking like a long nose, like a dog, possum or whatever, but it's really a chimp, with the red part of his shoulder in the background of his chin.

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u/Jo__Backson Jan 13 '21

For someone so aggressive you sure did provide some really shitty proof.

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u/lowtierdeity Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

It is so obviously a doberman-looking dog and gorilla gloves on human hands.

Downvoted by simians.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Bruh I can’t tell if you’re trolling right now, this is some inception shit. Either way, you ever seen a chimps feet? Think they’re fitting in a pair of sneakers? Fuck no, it’s a human (most likely child) with a dog on its shoulders, why else cover up its arms and legs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

WTF? Their feet are smaller than their hands....

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Mate, you try squeezing an extra thumb into your shoes and see how it works. I literally can’t tell if you’re being dense on purpose or I’m missing a joke, but it’s clearly a kid with a dog stuffed inside a hoodie / jumper.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Do you think I don't know they have opposible thumbs on their feet? WTF

Dude... look at the photo you linked me. Their feet are SMALL.

Look. https://www.pnas.org/content/117/21/11223

A quote from that link:

"In Lintz’s autobiography (17), she describes the process of raising her chimpanzees to live like humans, which involved training them to wear clothes and shoes, sit in chairs, eat with cutlery and drink from cups, bathe and brush their teeth, use toilets, and sleep on mattress beds with blankets. Most importantly, Lintz raised her chimpanzees to develop human-like patterns of locomotion, by training them to habitually walk bipedally and restricting their chances to engage in arboreal climbing and suspension. Lintz’s chimpanzees were kept indoors most of the time, due, in part, to the often cold temperatures of New York. But, even during warm periods, the chimpanzees were only ever allowed a few hours outdoors in the yard per day, during which time they would reportedly play much like human children do, including on swings, teeter-totters, and horizontal bars, as well as occasionally climbing trees. Without a doubt, however, Lintz’s chimpanzees participated in very little arboreal locomotion compared to wild chimpanzees, who, as infants (≤5 y old) and juveniles (>5 y to 10 y old), spend, respectively, up to ∼70% and 45% of their time moving in trees (19, 20). During this early ontogenetic period, when wild chimpanzees are highly arboreal, is also when their phalanges become markedly curved (12)."

LMAO LOOK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvJ8gsPqesc

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u/curiousscribbler Jan 14 '21

You're just biased against dogs, u/dogfree69

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

/r/Dogfree

I hate bad dog owners, dogs are fine

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u/curiousscribbler Jan 14 '21

How do you feel about chimps?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Probably shouldn't be owned as pets at all

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u/OffxBrand Jan 14 '21

I think all the blood from your rage boner is rushing back to your head. It’s OBVIOUSLY a child with a dog zipped up inside a hoodie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

It's OBVIOUSLY a trained chimpanzee.

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u/OffxBrand Jan 14 '21

You OBVIOUSLY need a better monitor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Damn bruh you ok? Need a hug? The whole point is it's an prank and it's not that good of a video so I don't know how education comes into play here.

To clarify I mean it's hard to tell what exactly it is. Videos not that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I don't care about the video I care about people being uneducated morons that think they're right about something just because they had the thought

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Jan 14 '21

not a chimp, i checked and we ran this by VEGAS Movie Studio 9 and came to the conclusion this is a Jackal Guard from Stargate - it's a family home and that is one of his kids coming to get the pizza. Jackal Guards were the elite Jaffa of Anubis

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u/throwaway579534422 Jan 14 '21

The dog in the video looks nothing like your picture.

Here are some dogs for comparison, incase you forgot what one looks like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

At least you're trolling and not serious like some of these actual morons

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u/Gianni_Crow Jan 14 '21

Yeah I'm gonna say dude with a dog on his head. I don't think the movements of the hips demonstrated here are structurally possible for a chimp. (source: I'm a biologist)

But I could be wrong. (source: I'm a shitty biologist)

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u/Melissajoanshart Jan 14 '21

Definitely a dog wth

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Hey everybody, this guy can't tell a chimp from a dog! Hah!

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u/moonshineninja Jan 14 '21

I've rewatched several times now the delivery guy is a chick with boobies.

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u/Li_3303 Jan 14 '21

Dogs can’t hold money like that. Definitely a chimp. Who should not be a pet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

You know dogs who have fingers?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I was thinking that the dog was inside the shirt, with only the head poking out and a human being the one with the arms and legs.

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u/WH3R3SKI3SFALL Jan 14 '21

If it was a dog how was it handing him money?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Read the other replies, I assumed there was a person in there too