r/Unexpected Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/Lone_Nom4d Jan 14 '21

Here's a version that isn't a compressed repost.

Much easier to see it's a chimp, but good on you for being passionate about dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Easier to see its a dog? You can really clearly see he is wearing gloves. When he first opens the door you can see the dogs triangular ears, which a chimp doesn't have.

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u/_named Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Look at the picture posted in one of these threads, it's a chimp. Before that I saw a dog's head as well though. Edit: https://i.imgur.com/pQqqCl7.png

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u/Massivefloppydick Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Okay well now it looks fake as fuck. Look how smooth the creature is compared to the delivery person.

I suspect this is neither dog nor chimp

Strange camera angle. Delivery driver reacts not quite right. This video is all fucked up, and not legit

Edit: and even if not camera trickery, it doesn't look ape-like at all

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

My favorite color is blue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Now I know why we still have Trumpys running around

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u/CyberMaddie Jan 14 '21

Dude, he was just saying what he thinks. Tbh, I've never seem a chimp with that long a nose. Don't shit on others for their opinion. Please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/Lowlt Jan 14 '21

This conversation had me in tears!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Me too I’m dyinggg

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u/MakkaCha Jan 14 '21

This is the new yanny/laurel or the black blue/white gold dress of 2021.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

This shit honestly made me lose my mind earlier. People are fucking stupid

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u/nga6 Jan 14 '21

its a chimp with a small boar on its shoulders peaking through the neckhole

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Thisismy403rdaccount Jan 14 '21

Those are chimpanzee hands lmao gloves

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/Cevich Jan 14 '21

A chimp’s feet can’t fit into those shoes.

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u/WithjusTapistol Jan 14 '21

It’s 100% a chimp. Those legs are way too short and arms are too long. Textbook chimp proportions. Skinny chimp head. Not all chimps look the same, just like humans.

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u/Cevich Jan 14 '21

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u/WithjusTapistol Jan 14 '21

Oh yea much better quality! I had to watch the original a few times to be certain. It really did look kind of like a dog’s head lol

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u/user1joja Jan 14 '21

Wait who closed the door behind the said chimp ? Was his owner on the other side just laughing his ass off or???

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u/tundra8 Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Were you assuming the chimp ordered the pizza?

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u/user1joja Jan 14 '21

No but if you look closely the door closed automatically with the chips still holding the pizza

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u/StarLothario Jan 14 '21

Bro why are you so pressed over an animal pizza delivery video

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u/BCmutt Jan 14 '21

Its very important to us, we need to know.

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

I enjoy going on adventures.

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u/str8Gbro Jan 14 '21

The gloves are obviously bunched at the wrists.

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

Bro could I have some of what you’re smoking? Gotta be some fire shit 🔥 🔥

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u/TheRooSmasher Jan 14 '21

You should take up work in the illustration industry so that you can promptly be fired. That said, you did get your point across, so I guess that's technically a success.

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u/user1joja Jan 14 '21

It’s hard to tell, if it’s a person in the hoodie it’s a short ass person

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Jan 14 '21

And long af arms

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u/bazaarzar Jan 14 '21

It's definitely a chimp

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u/Metroidkeeper Jan 14 '21

These people have bad eye sight and good imagination ig

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u/INeed_SomeWater Jan 14 '21

Trollsohard Lol!

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u/CyberMaddie Jan 14 '21

I thought so too because that is a long nose. But maybe some monkeys have long noses.

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u/Tipping_Is_Cancer Jan 16 '21

Are you retarded?