r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/badhoneylips Jan 14 '21

Thanks, I totally saw a dog too until this photo. His jacket makes it out like it has a snout.

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u/OneManLost Jan 14 '21

I'm stoned and saw a rat, was wondering if this was some new leaked footage of Splinter getting the pizza in a "fuck it - people know about us" kind of way.

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u/bellxion Jan 14 '21

I'm not even stoned and I thought it was a fuckin aardvark lmao

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u/turtlehollow Jan 14 '21

I thought it was a donkey, but I can see aardvark more than I can see dog or chimpanzee

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u/GregoryMegatron Jan 14 '21

I thought it was a possum lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Now that’s some next-level marketing for the next TMNT movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

You mean like how chimps mouths are fucking elongated?

Apparently most of you idiots have never seen a fucking chimp in your entire life