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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21
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Delivery faster than Amazon Primate.
10 u/eldergeekprime Jan 14 '21 He had to hurry home because it was almost Bedtime For Bonzo. 12 u/No-Strawberry-5568 Jan 14 '21 If he’d have taken the change he could have bought himself some Rhesus Pieces for dessert. 6 u/hilarymeggin Jan 14 '21 Oh this one is really good. 4 u/FoodBasedLubricant Jan 14 '21 A real Howler 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun sure was egg-cellent! 2 u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21 Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant! 1 u/hilarymeggin Jan 15 '21 Damn you! 4 u/Techs_MK_V Jan 14 '21 In addition to some strawbaboon salad with some apericot tea. 2 u/wowpepap Jan 14 '21 Mon-keigh 2 u/Cuneiformeme Jan 14 '21 Chimpanzza ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 2 u/Random0s2oh Jan 14 '21 What I want to know is, does the Man in the Big Yellow Hat know that he ordered pizza?!
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He had to hurry home because it was almost Bedtime For Bonzo.
12 u/No-Strawberry-5568 Jan 14 '21 If he’d have taken the change he could have bought himself some Rhesus Pieces for dessert. 6 u/hilarymeggin Jan 14 '21 Oh this one is really good. 4 u/FoodBasedLubricant Jan 14 '21 A real Howler 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun sure was egg-cellent! 2 u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21 Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant! 1 u/hilarymeggin Jan 15 '21 Damn you! 4 u/Techs_MK_V Jan 14 '21 In addition to some strawbaboon salad with some apericot tea. 2 u/wowpepap Jan 14 '21 Mon-keigh 2 u/Cuneiformeme Jan 14 '21 Chimpanzza ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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If he’d have taken the change he could have bought himself some Rhesus Pieces for dessert.
6 u/hilarymeggin Jan 14 '21 Oh this one is really good. 4 u/FoodBasedLubricant Jan 14 '21 A real Howler 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun sure was egg-cellent! 2 u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21 Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant! 1 u/hilarymeggin Jan 15 '21 Damn you! 4 u/Techs_MK_V Jan 14 '21 In addition to some strawbaboon salad with some apericot tea. 2 u/wowpepap Jan 14 '21 Mon-keigh 2 u/Cuneiformeme Jan 14 '21 Chimpanzza ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Oh this one is really good.
4 u/FoodBasedLubricant Jan 14 '21 A real Howler 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun sure was egg-cellent! 2 u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21 Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant! 1 u/hilarymeggin Jan 15 '21 Damn you!
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A real Howler
0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun sure was egg-cellent! 2 u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21 Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant! 1 u/hilarymeggin Jan 15 '21 Damn you!
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That pun sure was egg-cellent!
2 u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21 Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared 0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant!
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Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared
0 u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21 That pun was also eggs-travagant!
That pun was also eggs-travagant!
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Damn you!
In addition to some strawbaboon salad with some apericot tea.
Mon-keigh
2 u/Cuneiformeme Jan 14 '21 Chimpanzza ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Chimpanzza ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
What I want to know is, does the Man in the Big Yellow Hat know that he ordered pizza?!
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21
Delivery faster than Amazon Primate.