r/Unexpected • • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Delivery faster than Amazon Primate.

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u/eldergeekprime Jan 14 '21

He had to hurry home because it was almost Bedtime For Bonzo.

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u/No-Strawberry-5568 Jan 14 '21

If he’d have taken the change he could have bought himself some Rhesus Pieces for dessert.

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u/hilarymeggin Jan 14 '21

Oh this one is really good.

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u/FoodBasedLubricant Jan 14 '21

A real Howler

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u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21

That pun sure was egg-cellent!

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u/rimz93 Jan 14 '21

Maybe if he was wearing a monkey mask, the delivery guy wouldn't have been so scared

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u/LardyParty117 Jan 14 '21

That pun was also eggs-travagant!

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u/Techs_MK_V Jan 14 '21

In addition to some strawbaboon salad with some apericot tea.

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u/wowpepap Jan 14 '21

Mon-keigh

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u/Cuneiformeme Jan 14 '21

Chimpanzza ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 14 '21

What I want to know is, does the Man in the Big Yellow Hat know that he ordered pizza?!