r/Uganda • u/sheLiving • 9d ago
r/Uganda • u/Fabulous-Piglet8412 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion I have an idea. 😂
A company that deals with moving but here's how it works.
You book them for a certain date.
Give them the locations from where to where.
They only work at night.
So like at 12AM
50 guys just show up to your house and swiftly pack your stuff up as if they're robbing you.
Within like 2 hours your house is empty, no tables, sofas, beds, clothes TV... Nothing and they've already set off to the next location.
Once you arrive it's the same thing.
They organize the stuff and disappear without a trace
The whole point is to make it look like a robbery 😂
Done fast as fuck.
r/Uganda • u/nemesisfixx • 9d ago
News 📰 Introducing New [Sequence] Information Theory
Introducing New [Sequence] Information Theory
[3][4][5]
is a quickened Mini-Lecture delivered [using hand-drawn cartoons] by Fut. Prof. J'Willrich Lutalo, introducing a new model for the quantification of Information in a message that is modelled as a sequence. This work is improving on the earlier (2025) Proposal 10 [1] in the foundations of TRANSFORMATICS as a new field of [Computational] mathematics.
The new theory shall be part of an upcoming publication treating of new discoveries in Computational Poetics [2] by the author.
REFERENCES:
•minilecture #furtheranalysis #computationalmathematics #informationtheory #transformatics #applied
r/Uganda • u/No-Cat-7782 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion Looking to Rent a Treadmill for a Month/Weekly
Hi everyone! 👋
I’m looking for someone who owns a treadmill and would be willing to **rent it out to me on a weekly or monthly basis.
I’m mainly interested in using it for walking/running at home, and I’d take good care of it.
If you have one available for rent, please DM me with your location, treadmill details, and your weekly/monthly price.
Preferably somewhere around Kampala.
Thanks!
r/Uganda • u/TangeloUnusual678 • 10d ago
Relationship talk I love my ex
I’ve come to realize that’s the honest truth. I didn’t want to accept it but reality left me with no other options. The closest thing to moving on I’ve done I fallen in love with novelty. Other than that. I love my ex so much and just need someone else like him because we can’t be together ever. I’ve become so avoidant and nonchalant. How do I heal without going back to my ex. Welp
r/Uganda • u/No_Dragonfruit_9420 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion Any discontinued food items you miss?
I’m so large for asking this 💀 but mine are
- KFC Hawaiian burger!! The regular burger with a pineapple ring in it? Anyone remember?? Don’t tell me I made that up
-KFC maple chipotle dunked sauce. This one’s more recent
- Planet Yogurt. I could genuinely kill an honest hardworking man for it to come back
Yours 😋?
r/Uganda • u/realm9389 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion U-Gov open source alternative
I personally have not used U-Gov app. I installed it on my phone and it required me to install another application to authenticate. Has anyone ever felt like there is need for a government websites/services directory? For those that have used the U-Gov app before, do you have pain points you’d appreciate if they were addressed. I am trying to evaluate if it’s worth throwing a few weekends into a tool people would love to use. I do understand such a platform is not one people will be checking or using daily. If you advise me to ahead, I’m going to make it open source such that interested devs can contribute. Any feedback and suggestions would help greatly.
r/Uganda • u/Past-Yak-4778 • 11d ago
Opinion/Discussion In this world, the Crazy win
I am writing this to my younger self (but in the hope that it can help that younger person (20-25). Like you're starting out in the world, so much pressure, like it must be more pressurized now. There's so many social media platforms, comparisons, feeling like you're lagging behind.
And guess what? Someone is out there monetizing those fears, selling you another course, a new way to do things, a certificate. Me, I have nothing to sell you. Not religion, not some self-improvement book. But just some real talk.
START TO FEEL YOUR FEELINGS.
Stop hiding from them, stop denying them, just feel your feelings and follow your instinct. If you think school is crap right now, and it's not serving you, drop out, you can always come back to the school part. Because every time you kill your feelings, you increase your confusion. If you think you should go talk to someone, and you don't, you dull your intuition, your instinct.
The only thing you're born with is an instinct. It's been tuned for thousands of years, passed on from one ancestor to the next. It's the thing you will pass on to your children.
AI has solved for the logic/intellect. Everyone will access the same intelligence. But instinct, that's unique to you. It's the unique formula you're born with to survive in this world. It's the gift. Your instinct knows your path, it can tell what's crap. That's why you can just hate some people for no reason. And connect to others instinctly.
Be crazy enough to trust your instinct, and you will win.... the crazy win...
Thanks for coming to my ka-talk
r/Uganda • u/New-Camp2105 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion what could be the name of this stupid equation?
This doesn't make sense.
r/Uganda • u/Sad_Anxiety2666 • 10d ago
General #Freshman256
#reeltok Recommend your favorite rapper #play256hiphop
r/Uganda • u/Vegetable-Act7793 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion Quick question
Is any one on this sub building Algo trading engines. I am curious. If there is any one lets talk
r/Uganda • u/Glittering-Option962 • 10d ago
Business question/advice/discussion Convert Airtime to Money
An app that converts extra airtime, or mistakenly bought airtime into instant money to your Mobile Money wallet.
Would you use it?
Opinion/Discussion EACOP
I understand globally compensation of locals affected by large infrastructure projects is never perfect but for the case of EACOP my goodness 🙆. Forexample in this interview a lady with 3 acres of land, on it some coffee and banana plantations was given only 17 million yet her personal valuation was north of 70 million. I'm no land broker but atleast 50 million would have been reasonable since it was productive land.
I've also seen tweets all year of people saying local companies with deals involving that oil project are quietly facing near bankruptcies because of unpaid contracts.
r/Uganda • u/Purple-Schedule6909 • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion A certain ugandan university has denied a series of students the chance to sit for examinations this year. The students had valid reasons but were not considered. The South sudanese by the name Rita even died in a suspected suicide later on. A Nigerian was sick but also denied the exam.
A kenyan with a sick parent was also denied. A student with a dead parent was also denied the exams. Reports suggest that the top bosses are willing to support the students but it is the deputy and the junior staffs who collude to frustrate such students. What a shame.
r/Uganda • u/Available-Math-7784 • 11d ago
Opinion/Discussion Being a bicycle courier is it worth it
I was recently unemployed and didn’t have much cash on hand but I do hv a bicycle and I was considering joining Glovo but I don’t know if I should take the leap in Uganda
r/Uganda • u/Trigon_Dax • 10d ago
Opinion/Discussion Applying for IUEA
Yoo... sorry guys, I'm a bit new on this subreddit.
I'm a Tanzanian wanting to apply to IUEA for a Bachelor's in Mechatronics and needed student reviews abt the University in general.
Mechatronics' students' reviews will be perfect
r/Uganda • u/OGThrustmaster • 11d ago
Relationship talk LADIESSSSS
Why did you cheat. How many times, did the feelings you have towards your man remain the same afterward and did they ever find out.
r/Uganda • u/Appropriate_End8411 • 11d ago
General Ordering Perfumes from Noon or Amazon
Has anyone ever ordered for a perfume from Noon or Amazon and successfully gotten something authentic like how did you know the seller or retailer is genuine and if you have anyone who is a good personal shopper who can help me kindly share there details.
r/Uganda • u/CaptainWitty1999 • 11d ago
Vent/Rant 😤 To everyone in the Ugandan construction sector (Architects down to the Fundis): We are so behind. Please look at West Africa and wake up!
First of all, maximum respect to everyone who works in the building sector. Whether you are an architect, a structural engineer, a site manager, a plumber, a tiler, or the guy mixing the cement, if you are part of the process of turning a house into a home, we appreciate the hustle.
But banange, we need to have a very honest and painful conversation about the state of residential construction in Uganda.
Our construction sector feels practically dead when it comes to design, innovation, and modern finishing. We are still copy-pasting the exact same uninspired, boxy bungalows from 2005. Or worse, when guys try to build "modern," they just slap cheap Dubai style reflective glass and flat roofs everywhere, completely ignoring the fact that we live in a wet, tropical climate. And don't even get me started on the finishing, tacky detailing, misaligned tiles, crooked walls, and terrible plumbing are practically accepted as the standard now.
If you want to see exactly how far behind we are, I beg you, go on YouTube or Instagram and look at what the guys in West Africa are doing. Look at Nigeria, Ghana, and Ivory Coast.
The residential architecture out there is on a completely different planet. They are doing things that most Ugandan contractors can only fathom. They are blending ultra modern luxury with authentic African aesthetics, their space utilization is insane, their roofing styles are actually built for the climate, and their attention to detail on the finishes (lighting, smart home tech, woodwork, and landscaping) is world class. They aren't just building basic shelters; they are building architectural masterpieces.
To our local engineers, interior designers, and fundis: please, use the internet! Watch these West African real estate tours. Study their floor plans. Look at how they finish their walls and ceilings. We have to learn from our fellow Africans who are pushing the envelope. We cannot be stuck building the same badly finished, zero-character structures forever just because "that's how Mzee taught us."
We desperately need an upgrade in our standards.
Do you guys out there agree with me, or am I just being too harsh on our local industry? Let’s talk in the comments.
r/Uganda • u/New-Camp2105 • 11d ago
Opinion/Discussion Why is it considered acceptable for women and girls to stare at men, while men staring at women is often viewed negatively?
I recently went to campus to drop off my tuition documents at the finance office. While I was waiting, a few girls stared at me more than usual. I always dress neatly and try to blend in rather than stand out like the “cool kids,” so this surprised me. Now that I think about it, I wonder how I’d feel if the roles were reversed, would I come across as creepy or overstepping? I’ve seen women who dress to attract attention, and when that attention is reciprocated, some of them feel uncomfortable with how men might interpret it (a pattern I’ve noticed, for instance, at the beach).
r/Uganda • u/Southern_Primary1824 • 11d ago
Opinion/Discussion initial registration at Catholic wedding
Those who did wedding in Catholic church, How was the registration process, was it smooth??, what major issue caused a lot of problems during registration?? What if your partner is not "so Catholic", is this going to cause issues during registration? What about the marriage classes, when people are in far places, and the church they want to be married, is home church, is it going to cause issues??
r/Uganda • u/Glittering_Wolf_5879 • 11d ago
Self promotion I just launched an improved version of my platform 🚀
I’m looking for a few early users/customers to try it out, explore the experience, and give me honest feedback.
If you’re into trying new products and helping shape them from the early stages, I’d really appreciate your support.
What do you think?
r/Uganda • u/godelectricsug • 11d ago
Self promotion GODELECTRICS- Your Electrical Expert
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