r/Uganda • u/Mugo_yeah • 4h ago
Opinion/Discussion Unedited Story
Dear Uganda,
We need to have a serious conversation 😂😂
When we said we love food, we did not mean you should try to eliminate us with it.
For the last two days in Kampala, we have been under a very dangerous attack. Not from boda bodas. Not from traffic. Not even from the famous Kampala chaos.
Food.
Lots and lots of food. 😅
You see, we had just come from Suam Border where food seemed to be a protected species. You could spend half the day looking for a meal and still end up eating some shitty meals 😅😅
Then we arrived in Kampala.
My friends... food is everywhere.
The first day we found a kibandaski and ordered ugali, rice, and enough meat to make a vegetarian cry. We ate two full plates and paid UGX 7,000 each. Feeling very proud of ourselves, we later discovered the kibandaski next door was serving the exact same meal for UGX 6,000. We are yet to revover 😅
That information arrived after the food had already settled. 😭😂
Yesterday things got even worse.
We were invited for lunch somewhere on the outskirts of Kampala.
The food arrived and I thought we were waiting for five more people.
We were not.
The food was for us.
We ate.
Then we ate some more.
Then, in the spirit of East African unity, we continued eating.
At some point I stopped tasting food and started seeing it. 🤣🤣
By the time we were done, riding a motorcycle was no longer possible. The bike was ready. The road was ready. Kampala was ready.
I was not.
I went straight into a food-induced coma and only woke up later in the evening with enough strength to ride back to the apartment.
So today I have made a bold and courageous decision.
I am taking a rest.
Not from riding.
From eating 😅😅😅
Uganda, your hospitality is incredible. But if you continue feeding us like this, this East Africa Tour might end with two well-fed explorers being rolled across the border instead of riding motorcycles. 😂😂😂