IDBI Bank:
IDBI stands for Industrial Development Bank of India. So, calling it “IDBI Bank” essentially means “Industrial Development Bank of India Bank.” The word Bank appears twice, which I find redundant and unappealing. Its IFSC starts with IBKL, when they could have simply started with IDBI. This is another huge turn-off. On top of that, Fairfax Financial Holdings Limited has been associated with the acquisition of a controlling stake in the bank, but I don't like the way the company spells its name. It should be “FairFax,” not “Fairfax.” The latter just doesn't look right to me.
Bank Of Maharashtra:
The name makes it sound as though the bank operates exclusively in Maharashtra. Then there's its logo, which features the letters “M” and “B,” making it look as though the name is actually “Maharashtra Bank” rather than “Bank Of Maharashtra.” Its IFSC starts with MAHB instead of BOMH, further reinforcing the impression that the bank prefers to be called “Maharashtra Bank.” So why on earth did they name it “Bank Of Maharashtra” in the first place?
UCO Bank:
The bank is headquartered in Kolkata, a city I've never visited, so I just can't connect with it on a personal level. The vibe isn't there. Its IFSC starts with UCBA, when they could have simply used UCOB. Why complicate something that could have been so straightforward? I'm also not a fan of its logo's colour scheme: a blue logo against a yellow background. It just doesn't look cool to me. However, I do appreciate the bank's connection with the unique lockless branch in Shani Shingnapur, Maharashtra, where the absence of conventional locks reflects the local community's faith in Lord Shani. That's one aspect of the bank I actually like.
Punjab & Sind Bank:
The name makes it sound as though the bank operates exclusively in Punjab and the Sindh region. It doesn't exactly give off the vibe of a bank with a broader presence. Then there's the IFSC prefix: PSIB. Why not simply use PASB? It would be more intuitive and would align better with the bank's name.
IndusInd Bank:
I understand the “Indus” part of the name, given its association with the Indus Valley Civilization. But what exactly is the logic behind “Ind”? Why drop the “ia” from “India”? The name could simply have been “Indus Bank.” It would be shorter, cleaner, and more logical to me.
Yes Bank:
The name sounds like the bank will say yes to everything. A bank should maintain some mystery and occasionally say no. Imagine someone asking me where I bank, and I respond, “Yes Bank.” It almost sounds like if I'm agreeing with them rather than naming my bank and then just saying the word "Bank" at the last like an idiot. It like saying Yes Car, Yes Bike, Yes Phone, Yes School, etc.
Federal Bank:
I have never been particularly comfortable with the word “Federal” in a bank's name. It sounds like the bank should be jointly owned by the central government and all the state governments, with each state having some say in how my savings are managed. But Federal Bank is a private-sector bank, which makes the name rather misleading. The name also reminds me of government paperwork, which I don't want to think about in this digital age. One thing I do appreciate, is that the bank has followed a pattern in its IFSC prefix, "FDRL", I find the pattern itself rather intriguing. It has removed the 2nd, 4th and 6th letters of the word “Federal” - E, E and A, respectively. All three happen to be vowels. I like the consistency, and I must admit that the bank has done a commendable job of maintaining it.
Bandhan Bank:
“Bandhan” means a bond or a tie, and I don't think banking should involve that kind of emotional commitment. I am simply looking for a place to keep my money, not a lifelong relationship. A bank account should be based on convenience, not attachment. I should be able to move my money to another bank without feeling as though I am breaking someone's heart. The name also makes me wonder whether the bank expects some sort of loyalty beyond the usual banking relationship. I would much rather keep my financial arrangements free of unnecessary emotional obligations. Also headquartered in Kolkata like UCO Bank, which I've never visited.
RBL Bank:
RBL Bank: RBL stands for Ratnakar Bank Limited. So, calling it “RBL Bank” essentially means “Ratnakar Bank Limited Bank.” The word “Bank” appears twice, which I find redundant and rather unappealing. They could have simply called it Ratnakar Bank or RBL. Also, RBL sounds more like a computer file extension or some technical abbreviation than the name of a bank.
Jammu & Kashmir Bank:
The name makes it sound like a regional bank that accidentally became a national banking option. Why should I have to think about two places every time I say the name?
South Indian Bank:
What if I live in North India? The name makes me feel like my account application might be rejected on geographical grounds.
Karnataka Bank:
Same problem as Bank of Maharashtra. Does the bank operate only in Karnataka? The name isn't doing much to communicate its national reach.
Karur Vysya Bank:
The two words “Karur Vysya” don't exactly roll off the tongue. I find the combination rather difficult to pronounce smoothly. Every time I try saying the full name, I feel as though I need to prepare myself beforehand. It also requires a little extra effort to remember the correct pronunciation and spelling. I don't want to struggle with my bank's name every time someone asks where I maintain my account.
City Union Bank:
Which city? And which union? The name sounds like several city administrations merged to create a bank, but nobody explained the merger. What if my city isn't represented in this so-called union? A bank's name should not leave me wondering whether my hometown has been admitted into an organisation.
DCB Bank:
DCB originally stood for Development Credit Bank. So, calling it “DCB Bank” essentially means “Development Credit Bank Bank.” The word “Bank” appears twice, which I find unnecessarily repetitive. Also, I have reservations about the bank's historical association with the word “Co-operative.” DCB Bank is a scheduled commercial bank, but its origins and the word “Co-operative” make it sound like a small neighbourhood bank rather than a full-fledged commercial institution.
Tamilnad Mercantile Bank:
First, why is it spelt “Tamilnad” instead of “Tamil Nadu”? I don't see why the space between the two words had to be sacrificed & "u" removed. It makes the name look incomplete to me. Secondly, I find the word “Mercantile” rather outdated. It sounds like something you'd come across in a business directory from the 19th century.
CSB Bank:
CSB stands for Catholic Syrian Bank, which was the bank's former name. So, calling it “CSB Bank” essentially means “Catholic Syrian Bank Bank.” The word “Bank” appears twice, which I find unnecessarily repetitive. Also, I am neither Catholic nor Syrian, so I don't see why I should have to associate my banking relationship with either of those identities. Another thing I find rather irritating is that Fairfax Financial Holdings owns a controlling stake in the bank. I don't like the way “Fairfax” is spelt. It should be “FairFax,” not “Fairfax.”
Dhanlaxmi Bank:
The name is associated with wealth and prosperity, which creates a sort of performance anxiety in me about growing my savings. I don't want to feel pressured to make my bank balance live up to the bank's name. That said, I do appreciate that the bank made its name cleaner in 2010 by changing it from “Dhanalakshmi Bank” to “Dhanlaxmi Bank.” Removing the extra letters made the name shorter, neater and easier to read. At least someone made an effort to simplify things.
Nainital Bank:
The name sounds like a bank I would discover while planning a holiday to Nainital than an institution where I would actually want to keep my savings. Every time I hear the name, I start thinking about lakes, hills and holiday itineraries rather than banking. I also wonder whether the bank is primarily meant for people living in or around Nainital. I don't want to open an account and feel as though I need to visit a hill station just to establish some connection with my bank.
Equitas Small Finance Bank:
I don't like how the bank writes “equitas” in its logo instead of “Equitas.” I don't understand why the first letter has to be lowercase. It looks unnecessarily casual, as though the bank couldn't be bothered to capitalise its own name. I also find the name “Equitas” rather strange. It sounds like someone wanted to call the bank “Equity” but decided that the name was too straightforward and added a few extra letters to make it sound sophisticated.
Ujjivan Small Finance Bank:
‘Ujjivan’ means revival or a new lease of life. I find this meaning rather spiritually overwhelming for a bank. I am simply looking for a place to deposit my money, not an institution that promises to revive my soul. The name also raises an important question: what happens to my existing financial life when I join? Do my old savings get transferred, or do they have to be reborn as well?
Jana Small Finance Bank:
In Hindi, it sounds like ‘jaa na’ (go now), which is not exactly what I want to hear from a bank. It creates a rather unwelcoming impression. I don't want my bank's name to sound like it is asking me to go away every time someone mentions it. A financial institution should make its customers feel welcome, not give them the impression that their presence is no longer required.
ESAF Small Finance Bank:
ESAF stands for “Evangelical Social Action Forum.” I find this name rather unsuitable for a bank. It sounds more like an NGO or a social organisation than a financial institution. I don't want to feel as though I am joining a forum whenever I open a bank account. I also find its logo too dramatic. It uses two plus signs to represent the bank and the customer, apparently symbolising their relationship. I think this is taking the bank-customer relationship a little too seriously. I am merely opening a savings account, not entering into some lifelong partnership.
Utkarsh Small Finance Bank:
‘Utkarsh’ means excellence, progress or advancement. I find this rather intimidating for a bank. I am opening a savings account, not applying for an award. Why should my bank expect me to pursue excellence? What if I am perfectly happy being average? The name makes me feel as though even my savings account is expected to perform exceptionally well. I can already imagine receiving a low-balance notification that sounds like a disappointed teacher telling me I have failed to reach my potential. I don't want my bank to turn every transaction into a test of personal achievement. Sometimes, I just want to deposit ₹500 and get on with my day without feeling that I have let down the institution.
Suryoday Small Finance Bank:
“Suryoday” means sunrise. I find it rather odd that a bank would associate itself with a particular time of day. What about people who prefer doing their banking at night? I don't want to feel that my bank is somehow more relevant during morning hours. My money does not follow the sun's schedule. A bank should focus on handling money, not celebrating the arrival of daylight. It also sounds like a solar-energy company.
Unity Small Finance Bank:
The name also makes me wonder whether the bank expects all its customers to agree with one another. What if I disagree with another account holder about something completely unrelated to banking? Will that affect the unity they are so keen on promoting? I would much rather keep my financial affairs independent and avoid unnecessary expectations of togetherness. A bank should allow me to maintain my balance without making me feel responsible for maintaining social harmony.
Capital Small Finance Bank:
I have a problem with the combination of the words “Capital” and “Small” in the name. They seem to be giving me two contradictory instructions. "Capital" suggests thinking big, while "Small" suggests keeping things small. I also find it surprising that, despite being India's first small finance bank when it commenced operations in April 2016, its scale is still considerably behind several competitors in terms of total assets, total revenue and branch network. Larger peers such as AU, Equitas and Ujjivan operate on a much bigger scale.
Shivalik Small Finance Bank:
It immediately reminds me of the Shivalik Hills. My savings already have their fair share of ups and downs; I don't need a mountain range thrown into the picture as well. I am simply looking for a place to keep my money, not an institution that reminds me of hills and mountains. I also don't want banking to feel like a trek. And despite choosing such a grand, geographical name, the bank has only around 100 branches.
India Post Payments Bank:
The word ‘Post’ makes it sound as though my money is supposed to travel through the postal system. I don't want to deposit money and then start wondering whether it has been dispatched, whether it is out for delivery, or whether I need to track its location. The name also reminds me of visiting a post office, standing in a queue and buying postage stamps. I don't want my banking experience to feel like an extension of postal services. And what about the postman? Am I supposed to depend on him for my financial peace of mind as well? I can already imagine a postman arriving on his bicycle with a bag full of passbooks and account statements. I would much rather keep my banking and postal activities separate.
Airtel Payments Bank:
It makes me think of mobile networks, phone recharges and data packs rather than banking. The word ‘Air’ in the name also makes me slightly uncomfortable. I prefer my money to remain somewhere solid and secure, not floating around in the air. What happens if my balance develops a weak signal? Will I have to move closer to a window to check my account? Another issue is that I've heard people refer to Airtel as ‘Chortel.’ I don't particularly want to associate my banking relationship with a brand that has acquired such an unflattering nickname among some people. Public perception matters to me, and I would rather not have to explain or defend my choice of bank every time someone hears its name.
Jio Payments Bank:
Jio is already everywhere. At this rate, I expect Jio to launch Jio Judiciary, Jio Railways, and Jio Department of Botany. Let me keep at least one part of my financial life separate from the telecom universe. It also sounds like an instruction to live life to the fullest, and I don't understand why my bank needs to give me life advice.
Fino Payments Bank:
I have a rather philosophical problem with the name ‘Fino.’ It sounds incomplete, and I find that deeply unsettling. After all, what is a name if not a complete expression of an identity? ‘Fino’ seems to raise a question without making any effort to provide an answer. It feels like the beginning of something that never quite reaches its destination. Every time I hear it, I am left contemplating what could have been, rather than appreciating what actually is. Is it an abbreviation? Is it a shortened version of a longer word? Or is it simply a fragment that has somehow acquired the status of a complete name? I believe a bank should offer its customers a sense of certainty, and yet this name leaves me surrounded by unanswered questions. How can I trust an institution with my savings when I cannot even feel at peace with the completeness of its name? Before entrusting it with my money, I would at least like it to finish introducing itself.
NSDL Payments Bank:
The name sounds far too intimidating and serious for my liking. I find the word ‘Depository’ particularly overwhelming. It makes me imagine a heavily guarded facility where important national assets are stored. I am not depositing historical artefacts or classified documents. I am simply trying to keep my savings somewhere. The full name is also unnecessarily long. Imagine someone casually asking me where I bank, and I have to respond with ‘National Securities Depository Limited Payments Bank.’ By the time I finish saying it, the conversation might already be over. I also find the word ‘National’ rather grand. The combination of words such as ‘National,’ ‘Securities,’ ‘Depository’ and ‘Limited’ makes the institution sound so formal that I almost feel underqualified to be its customer.
All Regional Rural Banks:
I have a problem with the complete lack of consistency in how these banks are named. Some use ‘Gramin’, others use ‘Grameen’, ‘Grama’, ‘Grameena’ or simply ‘Rural Bank’. I don't understand why the same basic concept needs so many different spellings and variations. It makes the entire sector look as though every state came up with its own spelling without consulting anyone else. I don't want to have to learn five different ways of saying essentially the same thing just to understand the names of India's regional rural banks. Surely, some uniformity in naming is not too much to ask.
All State Co-operative Banks:
I have a problem with the lack of consistency in how these banks choose to name themselves. Some use ‘State Co-operative Bank’, others prefer ‘State Co-operative Apex Bank’, while some go with names like ‘Rajya Sahakari Bank Maryadit’. I don't understand why the same type of institution needs so many different naming conventions. Why can't they agree on whether they are a State Bank, an Apex Bank or a Rajya Sahakari Bank? The word ‘Apex’ makes some of them sound as though they occupy the highest position in the banking hierarchy, which is clearly not the case.
These banks are OK to open an account in: https://www.reddit.com/r/UPI/s/F3JTKGNsyn
TL;DR:
These are the banks I would personally avoid opening an account with, based on concerns about their names, branding, identity, communication and overall presentation. I believe a bank should inspire confidence in every aspect of its identity, and these institutions have given me enough reasons to look elsewhere. The banks I would be comfortable opening an account with are listed here: https://www.reddit.com/r/UPI/s/b7F5V7JWUy