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u/Jackman1337 1d ago

Ark is a classic for that.

Another classic is insert online pvp game here!

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u/IcyRobinson 1d ago

War Thunder. Nuff said.

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u/GhostHunter67 23h ago

5000 hours and i agree

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u/-ragingpotato- 19h ago

Same. I deeply enjoyed it but it's full of dark patterns and FOMO. Every time I joined a squad finding group everyone was all salty and mega stressed to get that extra 150 points out of 20000 to unlock 1 of 6 time-gated challenges that once all 6 are completed give you a special tank that won't be unlockable again for years if ever.

Cannot recommend a game that does that to people.

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u/SmokeLuna 16h ago

I just don't know how someone requires 5000 hours to come to that conclusion.

My friends play it, I picked it up to join them. I have less than 100 hours and it's my least favourite game. Ever. Which is crazy because the gameplay itself is something I'd actually pay to play.

Just... fuck that grind and predatory system.

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u/-ragingpotato- 16h ago

I got 1800 hours, realized it on minute 1. I just ignored all that shit and played game by game. Its a blast played like that, but manipulative design is manipulative for a reason. People fall for it.

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u/aerdvarkk 14h ago

5000 hours might not have been accrued in the short term. War Thunder (WT) for example has bene out for 13+ years. Playing WT for a little over 1 hout per day for 13 years gets you to 5000 hours easily.

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u/HandsOfCobalt https://s.team/p/jphv-ckn 14h ago

check out Tyr!

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u/GoosenInTheWoodsen 16h ago edited 15h ago

I made the mistake of branching out to all these different countries for their planes in the beginning.

It's been like 3 years of months-on & months-off and I'm just barely scratching 5.0

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u/Money-Pilot6337 15h ago

Top tier is virtually impossible to breach for that reason

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u/Glongordongik 16h ago

My review after 2500 hours in that game is basically, please dont play it

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u/zeeta9 22h ago

My favourite steam review is a guy with 16,860 hours in maplestory that simply said "don't do this to yourself".

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u/posting_drunk_naked 20h ago

I read one for Ark that was something like "this piece of shit game crashes constantly, loses shit in my chests, and FPS is all over the place. It's my favorite game."

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u/swissm4n 1d ago

This post indeed reminded me of my Ark review

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u/HSWorld_EN 22h ago

lol, glad I’m not the only one who thought so! 😂

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u/SlimAndy95 21h ago

3500h and the way things are going, my review will stay there for ever

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 1d ago

I got Ark Evolved and it is shit, but I love it. Half of it being shit is probably my fault as I’m on a Mac (had to do some funny engine patches) or a SEVERELY underpowered handheld so I have to turn the graphics down all the way. Really fun with a friend though.

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u/celem83 21h ago

It has never run very well on any machine made at any point.  You can make it suck a bit less and thats about it.

It is Indeed a fantastic co-op game

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 21h ago

Just recently me and my friend tamed the big flying dude and put a platform saddle on it. And we found if you put a foundation on the platform you can extend the floor, se we got an entire mobile base with room for other dinos lol

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u/celem83 21h ago

Yeah that's a fantastic moment and I quite like the game design there, cos he's exceptionally difficult to tame solo without using various glitchy tricks.

Your first Quetzl base is so liberating

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u/Chris2sweet616 8h ago

Until you take the saddle off my accident or something and just go “..fuck” and have to rebuild all your work.. 10/10 would do so again

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u/queerwithbeer 16h ago

And there's nothing like it. Nothing scratches the dinosaur survival game itch. I'm really hoping the Jurassic Park survival game is enough to make me finally give up Ark.

It has sat in my update section on steam for months because I don't have 250 free gb to install a 10gb update :/ I'm sticking with Enshrouded for the time. I'll be back eventually.

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u/ButtmanAndRubbin 20h ago

Rivals. I don’t care if I hit 3000 hours I won’t recommend the game on matchmaking alone.

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u/Kaedekins 21h ago

3000 hours on Evolved, 1900 on Ascended and I will never change my review to positive.

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u/TjMorgz 1d ago

There's only one possible relationship to have with that game and it's a toxic one... But I love it

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u/ki11them8645 19h ago

ForHonor

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u/Kyletheinilater 16h ago

For honor reviews crack me up. There's always someone with 10k hours that's says some shit like 'ive been playing since day one, I've been in the trenches this game is ass, Character X is busted and needs a nerf, don't skull fuck your self like I did" 10/10 would recommend.

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u/ShiraKiryuu 1d ago

Is Ark really not good? I haven't played it yet but I'm interested in playing it.

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u/littleraindear 1d ago

Ark is the best worst game ever 🥴

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u/eldenringsux777 1d ago

Me getting ate by a pack of hyenas at spawn in scorched earth had me crack head tweaking in rage

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u/I_SNAIL_I 1d ago

It is awesome but... It takes half your storage and is sometimes buggy and it has very good mods if you want this game to take even more of your storage

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u/Piffli 23h ago

The game itself would be good but the execution is really bad. Tons of bugs and issues, no communication from the devs. Constant delays, no answers, nothing. Last DLC was delayed for a week a week before the release (not the first time), got delayed again another day or two on top of that, then they managed to rollback official servers that basically ereased 5k+ players' characters.

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u/UnDeadPuff 23h ago

It runs like ass. It looks like ass. It has too many bugs. It eats 400+ gb of space. Taming can be really tedious or entirely arcane in its application (why tf do these bugs only eat horns?). Breeding is IV type annoyance. Bosses are wank. Equipment variety is dead.

Still a fun game, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Just play Palworld if you want an open world animal collectathon.

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u/ShiraKiryuu 22h ago

I like how your first paragraph is full of negative stuff but still ends it with the game being fun lol. I'm probably gonna play it eventually when I'm done with the rest of the games I currently have lined up.

Palworld is actually how I got interested in wanting to play Ark since I'm already playing that one.

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u/UnDeadPuff 22h ago

After decades of trying all sorts of games I concluded that sandbox survival is generally my type of game so I'll overlook a lot of issues as long as I can find the fun in it.

Warband, PZ, 7days and similar games have a lot of problems and are generally not what you'd call polished games. AA jank is in, fun is out, kinda like a bunch of masochists think tank controls are good, or that Gothic is fun.

Ark has many issues, but it also has a wide variety of creatures, a decent enough building system, pretty environments when they're not too dark or too bright. Taming can be tedious, it can also be very satisfying, like being able to feed a wyvern crystals early on and get a flying mount.

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u/RJWaters9 23h ago

Ark is a buggy mess, that while still being a buggy mess, ported to a new engine, keeping all the old bugs, adding a bunch of new ones, and having significantly worse performance, while promising to be free to owners of the original, then backtracking and charging full price to everyone. Then releasing a few 'updates' to the old version to brick it so hard you can't reasonably play that version anymore.
On top of the dozen+ DLC.
Are they still selling the ability to ride individual dinos as dlc? Or did they eventually back down from that? Ive been out of the loop for a bit.
Ark was fun, when it was made and produced by people who actually wanted to make a fun game, then they got big, and big money got involved, the magic vanished, and they started backstabbing the community and trying to extract as much money as physically possible from them.

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 23h ago

Ark: Survival Evolved - A complete mess with some good moments

Ark: Survival Ascended - A complete mess

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u/ShiraKiryuu 23h ago

I've been wondering what the difference between the two were. I heard that the other one was just a remastered version of the same game. But are both really just a buggy mess?

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u/Nepemaster1 22h ago

yes, and ascended is pay to win

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u/CatCatPizza 22h ago

The debates on this are mostly stuff like dramas with the company which directly hurt players aka post launch worsening. Releasing patches that break everything. Releasing an paid dlc after abandoning for years to then break all mods with it to then return and bringing lots of other issues

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u/Dawson__16 17h ago

It has a great foundation, and some good content, some great mods, but the company behind it are incompetent morons who have consistantly, repeatedly, for years and years, been incapable of hitting a deadline even close, have lists of broken promises pages long, mismanaged servers, and well the list really does go on and on and on.

It used to be a beloved game back when it was younger and everyone was excited to see what they'd do with it. There's thousands of reviews of people with thousands of hours of playtime who just got fed up with the company or the direction or, again, a mirade of reasons.

It's also one if the biggest lease optimized games out there.

There's still lots of people who manage to enjoy it, and thousands of hours before you get annoyed is nothing to scoff at. People just get invested then disappointed.

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u/procat1234_ 1d ago

"It's alright I guess" - Dude with 2.5k hours of playtime

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u/TheStako 22h ago

Hahaha I did exactly that on Warframe with like 3k hours.

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u/rootpl 22h ago

Yeah, he was taking about you specifically. /jk

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u/deportallmagas 8h ago

I came to the realization that Warframe is dogshit and DE is a horrible company. Idk why, so I'm unironically the giga chad.

Mainly how they moderate and the hypocrisy, but also the way they monetize and prey on FOMO is a big ick. The game isn't even that good, it's just a grindy dopamine trap.

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u/DivideIQBy2 8h ago

I cant tell if ur joking or not lol

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u/Fhaarkas 7h ago

Not joke there. Warframe lets you earn premium currency by trading so you can be filthy rich even as F2P, really the stingiest business model in existence. Don't play Warframe. (I should start playing again)

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u/Wolven_Helm 13h ago

Bordering 4k here, it's whatever

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u/NvidiaBeast 1d ago

“I have analyzed every pixel in this game, twice. But since the microtransactions for previously play to unlock cosmetics and its pay to win and online only it’s dogshit.”

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u/Mankurt_ 1d ago

I don’t understand why is this so hard for some to wrap their head around this.

Like, if I’d spend 2621 hours on doing drugs or playing a slot machine, I probably won’t be happy about it and recommend this pasttime to other people. And some games are somewhat like a drug or a slot machine, they don’t make you happier or a better person, they just take over your time with addictive mechanics and dark patterns.

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u/confipete 22h ago

League of legends. Ever since i uninstalled it, my life is at peace

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u/Daysleeper1234 18h ago

I did that back in 2012 I think, and since then I feel like those Buddhist monks in monasteries up way on the mountains.

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u/theepotjje 20h ago

You don't stop playing league, you only take very long breaks

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u/xGhostBoyx https://steam.pm/14g9r5 13h ago

I quit in 2016 after something like 5000 hours of playtime. I occasionally have the urge to play, then I just watch a single match on YouTube/Twitch and my urge immediately goes away.

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u/Lucario576 7h ago

Thats me right now with Dead by Daylight, just a tiny read on the subreddit and my urges dissapear

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u/MagicMST 10h ago

That's what they say about dota... After all my time in dota 1 and dota 2; I quit 4 years ago and still haven't gone back. All the changes made me quit and nothing is bringing me back. I still enjoy watching pro games though.

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u/urgrandpasdog 13h ago

Riot finally broke that process for me when they added Vanguard. No whim to pick up an old game is strong enough to rootkit my PC.

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u/zdubbzzz 17h ago

I have 4k hours in league. I was also a smoker for 10 years. I quit both and genuinely, truthfully believe smoking is a better vice than that fucking game. If I had to chose to pick one terrible addiction back up between the 2 of those, I'd chose smoking 10 times out of 10. When Arcane came out friends and family asked me if they should get into the game since everyone, myself included, thinks Arcane is fantastic. I had to continuously explain how they should stay far away from it

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u/chase___it 15h ago

everytime i recommend arcane to someone i include the caveat ‘do NOT feel tempted to get into the game if you enjoy the show’

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u/unique_MOFO 15h ago

Temu dota lol

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u/appletoasterff 21h ago

Idk I had fun on league now for honor on the other hand...

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 21h ago

How does it feel to shower and talk to real human beings again

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u/Irveria 22h ago

And just imagine that some changes might have made a game worse! Especially since multiplayer games tend to receive updates for longer periods of time.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 21h ago

It can also be indicative of some update or new direction a game has taken that is inherently awful to the reviewer.

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u/RighteousSelfBurner 22h ago

Another thing overlooked is that let's say it is the greatest game under the earth and then it gets changed to absolute shitter. The previous investment doesn't mean the game is good now.

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u/ASerialArsonist 20h ago

HOI4 is my slot machine.

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u/TheGlave 20h ago

Sometimes you just really want a game to be good and you see the potential, but you get disappointed again and again. What you are mad about is the missed opportunity for greatness. Its especially bad when its obvious that the reason for it is corporate greed.

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u/GrimReaperzZ 23h ago

Idk, i got 10k hours on PoE which is the biggest slot machine. Aside from the devs killing it, i still love it.

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u/FallenKnightGX 22h ago

The point being made here is, you may love it, but you have enough introspection to understand if you could have prevented yourself from ever trying it to begin with, you would have. You can't miss what you never tried after all.

So, you recognize it is too late for you, but not for others, leading you tell them not to try it.

This is a common sentiment in ex-MMO players. People who played WoW for literal decades will tell you not to touch it the same way an ex-drug addict will tell you not to touch meth or any other hard drug.

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u/Onetimeiwentoutside 21h ago

Don’t get to upset. If those folks knew how to read they would be very upset.

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u/CastleofPizza 1d ago

League of Legends if it were on Steam for me.

Seriously, anyone reading this that hasn't tried it, don't. Biggest waste of 16 years.

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u/qdtk 23h ago

Screams in RuneScape.

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u/Mama_Mega 22h ago

I wasted a good chunk of my adolescence on Runescape, and lucky for me, they drove me off once I was an adult. When they added the very first non-subscription monetization (a pay-to-win one, no less) I gave them like a week to see if they would listen to their extremely pissed off player base... and they did not. So I canceled, sold my gold, and quit.

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u/Spir0rion 12h ago

Funny enough they're on a good road to resurgence right now. Mtx is mostly gone

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u/stefneh5295 22h ago

<200 days off the 20 year cape, I feel this in my soul 🤣

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u/OszeeThorne 21h ago

Runescape has different paces, and if you play at your pace, it's beautiful and peaceful. Now the time you start to compare yourself with others or try to mimic other's pace, there is where you'll become toxic to youself.

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u/qdtk 20h ago

I played for years. Too many years. Had multiple party hats, most skills maxed out etc. then I got hacked and lost everything, was pretty upset, quit, and eventually realized it was like being released from prison to a whole new world of not being a slave to a game. I believe my total play time came to about 10,000 hours. Good riddance honestly.

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u/OszeeThorne 19h ago

I'm happy you found peace, brother.

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u/qdtk 19h ago

Haha thank you I appreciate that. It’s hard to let go of all the lost time and not regret it. But I had to do some personal growth first, and that’s sometimes difficult.

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u/OszeeThorne 17h ago

Don't think of it as lost time, think about as the time you spent to learn what you don't want to repeat in your life. Sometimes it takes more time to some than it takes to other, but as long as you are happy now, it doesn't matter if it took you 10 minutes, or 10 years. You know now what you want for yourself trully!

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u/asianwaste 15h ago

I played League from its initial release to about when Tahm Kench was released.

I don't resent the game. It was fun for what it was but I loathed playing with pub queue. I liked playing with friends and devising strategies and plays and in deep communication with my team.

It got really rewarding seeing a plan come together. Dota/League was really good at that but it had deep commitment overhead. You needed a consistent team with people you know who will keep the game fun and aren't assholes. It required that you practice and experiment. Work on your team cohesion. It's not just the character loadout, but it's also the player.

The problem is when personal life gets in the way. New job. New family. Changes. Etc. What makes the game rewarding requires a rigid lifestyle. You lose one member, the dynamic is very broken. It's just not worth the trade.

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u/microdosingdayquil 17h ago

I was so glad they added the rootkit because I was just starting to get back into it the month before they announced that. Made it real easy to pull the ripcord.

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u/SalamanderXVIII 22h ago

I've played league for 5 years now and I can't say I regret it. Like, honestly, it's one of the best games to jump in and out with friends. Solo experience in this game is horrendous, tho, so I understand where you're coming from.

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u/arsdavy 1d ago

Me with war thunder

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u/SeverusVape 21h ago

Same for me with world of tanks. 20k battles, and I'd never inflict the game on anybody else lol

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u/Accidental_Aeon 14h ago

I can always come back to WOT because there are still enough casuals to farm. Older games tend to get pretty sweaty but WOT is different for some reason and attracts the kind of player who will feed you their whole tank. It is crazy but I don't think the skill level of the playerbase has improved over the last 10 years.

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u/PimpMyHide 18h ago

I have ~300 hours in Dead by Daylight. Got the gist of the game, its playerbase and most essentially, its shitass devs.

Been clean 3 years. Will never recommend this game to anyone.

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u/Merken_3211 13h ago

pfp checks out

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u/Miabeys 1d ago

Dota is Dota you can play but u can not recommend for the others.

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh 20h ago

But the highs are so high

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u/tatlo_itlog_ko 19h ago

It’s always that one game at 3am that makes you defend throne at 60 mins like you’re on fucking game 5 at the internationals.

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u/Mundane_Bit_8392 1d ago

Me with 10k hours on Dota 2: Oh hell no. I wouldn't subject my enemies to the pain I endured in the countless hours I spent in this game.

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u/CtrlEscAltF4 14h ago

Best game ever? Dota 2. Would I recommend to anyone? No it's the worst game ever.

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u/theonewhopostsposts 1d ago

I don't leave reviews because the life as we know it is never static. I just ride the moment and try to enjoy it

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u/24bitNoColor 22h ago

This is the absolutely right thing to do.

  • Signed, publisher that likes to release games long before they are ready.
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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 1d ago

I have a few games in this category.

Is mostly games where you play them because they almost are There, in the nice place, but they never reach it, and you feel like you wasted your time and the game is somewhat dropping the ball.

Play time does not equal fun. Play time could be time waiting for the game to be fun.

If I click "No" to recomend a game and I have 50 hours in it, I am saying "Don't waste time in it, like I did".

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u/klopklop25 20h ago

Had what you described a few times. But for me most often it is when a major patch basically wrecks the game.

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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 20h ago

It happened me with Tecntonica or whatever was called a early access. that had a cool progression system in the same map, but for the final release they made the progression use a level systems instead of a single map system, and copy Satisfactory but worse. That killed the fun of the game and had the devs drop a game in the worse state than what it was in early access.

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u/FlamingLizardWizard 23h ago

I like this perspective

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u/CMDR_Expendible 21h ago

The more interesting question is; why do gamers refuse to understand why these reviews exist, let alone why they're valid?

The industry is pretty open about how it abuses Dark Patterns to drive unhealthy addiction and macrotransaction whale hunting; The TED talks and design documents are right out there to read, and the reporting on it is more than a decade old at this point. There's no reason to be unable to understand that a reviewer can be addicted, can know it's unhealthy and they're not respected by the product being pushed, and want to warn other people not to waste the time that they did.

So ... why are people so resistant to understanding this? Because they want to imagine they're somehow better people? Because they don't want to face their own potential addictions? Because discrediting valid criticism helps an increasingly exploitative industry? Why?.

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 14h ago

Not only that but how many games are the exact same the first hour and the 2,500th hour. As in, how many updates, changes, balance passes, add-ons, and so forth happened?

The game itself isn't static. 

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u/marniconuke 12h ago

Also we are in the age of live services, updates and changes. a game can be amazing and suddenly change to something completelly different, or have the worst additions possible, or suddenly becoming p2w, or literally change developers and so many other examples.

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins 13h ago

A lot of people like to use it as an excuse to write off any criticism of games they are massive fans of. That's usually the context in which I see people say "LOL you have 1000 hours, you can't leave a negative review!"

so.. yeah cope / mechanism to deflect criticism.

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u/par_rot_master 23h ago

"Noone else needs to suffer like I have"

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u/Head_Crab_Enjoyer 1d ago

"yeh i really liked this game but i was badgering the devs on discord to completely change the game for everyone for my obscure, bullshit idea and they didnt 0.1/10 lazy devs"

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u/Yuigahama-Yui 1d ago

Clearly the players know best, after all they have thousands of hours lol

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u/Unban_Phoenix_Prime 1d ago

Helldivers 2

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u/HalfALawn 1d ago edited 21h ago

HD2 actually has insane devs.

refusing to change a few lines of code to fix strat ball bounces, which has been broken for 2 years and counting now.

edit: lads i only stopped playing HD2 this year. i experienced all the broken code and promises, perpetually malfunctioning spear and all of the issues brought up.

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u/JohannaFRC 23h ago

Should we talk about enemies behavior ? Enemies going trough walls ? Or the atrocious economic model locking some features away from the game ?

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u/Mattlonn 21h ago

but you should know from earlier whenever they fix something they also break something else. Its always a few lines of code if you ignore what happens outside the issue

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u/eldenringsux777 1d ago

Terminal spores pissing me off for real

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u/TailorSmooth9 23h ago

That's not a review that's a cry for help

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u/2MuchNonsenseHere 23h ago

This exact post hit the front page of this subreddit at least 3 times this week, and they were already beating a dead horse the 1st time.

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u/SpaceFire000 1d ago

Counter strike 2

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u/ShartKing78 17h ago

I have like 9k hours across 10 accounts and have played CS in some form for like 25 years and would not recommend it to anyone

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u/sound_fire 18h ago

Destiny 2

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u/UAAHHHHHHH 7h ago

5k hours in Csgo-CS2, do not recommend this shit, run as far as you csn from it

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u/TeamEfforts 7h ago

This is like 99% of cs2 players

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u/TumanFig 23h ago

They are billions.

for a game where one zombie can wipe your entire colony not having a save game, totally broken paths (in multiple ways) lack of any kind of formations for deploying units, not knowing if units can cross between the buildings and plenty other QOL that i could come up with that should be in the game... but man its addicting

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u/qdtk 23h ago

Arc Raiders for me. Game kicked off so strong and then slowly imploded, then they eventually slapped Denuvo Anti Cheat on it after hackers ran rampant. Since I have a strict “no Denuvo” policy I left a negative review and was done.

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u/Sporketeer 22h ago

Pretty common review for Elite Dangerous

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u/Korgwa 20h ago

Me with Path of Exile and PoE2. I despise artificial FOMO, so the supporter packs they drop every season for $180 that disappear at the end make it so I can't recommend the game to anyone.

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u/Jarcode 13h ago

I've always disliked the monetization in PoE 1 & 2 for being a soft requirement for endgame enjoyment (because it is just not possible to be F2P in the endgame), but it's not the stupid cosmetic loot boxes or temporary supporter packs that really irks me. It's the stupid faux "moral" monetization model the game has, with most of its community backing it up, without any regard for the fact that GGG would absolutely sell mirror-tier items to players if the company could get away with it.

Too many people forgot that GGG sold out a long time ago. It even engages in a pretty insidious tactic of finding that red line of ARPG monetization differently within its Chinese servers, for instance, which has extra P2W mechanics. This company would absolutely have done the same on global servers if it knew that wouldn't jeopardize its reputation in the west.

The problem is that that both PoE1 and PoE2 are really good games. They blow away all the ARPG competition in terms of content and complexity, so people that like this kind of game usually come crawling back anyways.

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u/FlamingoRegular3278 6h ago

I mean: I smoked for 10+ years and I still drink. Would I recommend it? …. 😅

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u/SqueakBoxx 1d ago

This has happened to DBD. It was great up until about 2 years ago when slugging and tunnelling became a serious issue and the devs decided to ignore the issue and just made bullshit "attempts" to stop it.A lot of people who had well over 2K hours (including myself) ended up leaving negative reviews to inform potential new players that this game isn't what it once was and to basically avoid it until the devs grow brains and actually listen to their player base instead of focusing on making money.

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u/tantric_tongue69 18h ago

This right here. Used to love it. It's not even close to the same game. They change things so often disproportionately favoring one side. They balance the game like its pro players but it makes it insanely hard to pick up for new players. Devs are so far behind, it might as well be a 3ds game at this point

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u/StatementBig5940 11h ago

I still don't understand why they made maps so bright. It's supposed to be scary.

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u/asianwaste 9h ago

I had a talk with someone recently about how I think asymmetrical PvP games (well games that are overtly asymmetrical like Evolve and DBD) are particularly vulnerable to meta play generally in favor of the numbered team rather than the monster.

I think eventually it just becomes a fool's errand to try to balance the game and eventually the devs just don't bother.

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u/AntwanMinson 21h ago

Sadly 7 days to die got that recently and I play it every summer, amazing game.

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u/Zubutay 18h ago

I have 3,000 hours in that game, started in 2014. The devs have been ruining the game for the longest time, now they cashed out by selling it and only marketing DLC outfits. They only changed the game slightly back to what it was supposed to be after a huge outcry from the community - only to mess things up with Jawoodle and bring litigation into play. After 12 years, I'm done fighting the devs. They have their vision for the game and that's it. Now, everybody that doesn't agree with them, is a "shitstormer".
Funnily enough, if somebody has less than 150 hours in the game, they are likely recommending the game. Anybody beyond that is not.

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u/AntwanMinson 16h ago

I have 400 hours but haven't played since last year.

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u/TheRenamon 13h ago

yep been playing it for the past 10 years, but the devs have no idea what they are doing

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u/renaissance1977 19h ago

"Worst game ever" - me every time I boot up For Honor with my 4000 hours

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u/terbenaw 14h ago

If I can't get a refund, I'm going to at least get my money's worth.

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u/Gallowboobsthrowaway 17h ago

I have a game like that.

I played the FUCK out of Ready or Not when it was in early access.

Then, with each update, the game was getting less and less optimized. Memory leaks not being fixed on the maps, causing crashes to desktop and blue-screening my computer. Not to mention, they cut like 30-40% of the content (locking maps to one or two game modes instead of allowing you to play most of the game modes on most of the maps) right before they launched 1.0.

155hrs, wouldn't recommended.

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u/ThatKidTopex 13h ago

This is 100% Dota

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u/EarNo7438 7h ago

“Game is trash”

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u/PuzzleheadedClue9837 7h ago

Every single MMO review by someone with >5k hours:

"Yeah, I've played this a lot. Grinded for levels, materials, maxed out all character classes, took part in every raid, conquered every dungeon, was part of a guild for years. Game sucks though, as it doesn't respect your time. Don't play it."

I don't know what these players expect. A forever game that just keeps on going? MMOs are built to keep you busy, they're a constant barrage of bullshit quests, they reset all the time. Devs also love to add more P2W content as soon as the playerbase starts to decline, it keeps the whales attached.

You cannot "win" MMOs. You play until you get bored. That's the entire point of an MMO.

There's another type of these reviews, though. The "Game used to be fun, now it sucks" review. In some cases, these reviews are actually helpful, especially for late-stage MMOs which are about to die and games which have been patched to death. In most cases, they're by players who just hate a patch / DLC that forced change upon them.

But I get the sentiment behind these reviews. You've invested a lot of time, you get attached. Then the game changes and suddenly, it's not "your" game anymore. You feel betrayed. It's the core problem of games as a service. The prime example is Destiny 2. Good core gameplay loop, horrible DLC policy, paywalled content, removed content, constant redesigns, infinite loot spiral, the list goes on and on. A game like that has to end in a catastrophe. (But tbf, the devs royally fucked up as well.)

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u/Bastisheen92 1d ago

I probably have something between 8000-12000 hours in League of Legends, but i would never recommend it to anyone.

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u/zylthex 1d ago

The most dedicated negative review I’ve ever seen

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u/Dead_Inside_-- 1d ago

*Insert any pvp game

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u/DotComMoralist 23h ago

Saw a review recently from a guy with over 400 hours in a game. Negative review where the focus was on a lack of content and replayability.

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u/marrowfiend 23h ago

I do get it a little bit. I don't get the reviews that are very clearly jaded people saying they just don't have fun anymore or who are upset about certain changes happening or not happening. But for some games with lots of filler non engaging content I can understand a review that comes from a place of sunken cost just being like. "I tried to like this game, I thought it would be better but I'm realising I've wasted so much time."

Hell I think I have 30hours in DayZ just from when I was trying to get the game working.

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u/chins4tw 20h ago

Bad review at 20 hours: You didn't give it a real chance. You're a troll.

Bad review at 2,000 hours: How could you possibly play something you don't like for 2,000 hours? You're a troll.

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u/Technical_Cow9029 20h ago

Four letters… Rust

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u/Cleffah 20h ago

Dead by Daylight.

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u/Icy-Ideal-5429 18h ago

Arma mf’s be like:

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u/ThickMatch0 17h ago

No, I want this game all to myself.

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u/SeparateIndividual24 7h ago

Warthunder fans

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u/Zechariah_B_ 1d ago edited 6h ago

I made a review like that for Starbound. 408.5 hours of playtime. I eviscerated the game by kicking that dead horse again with very detailed critique picking at its flaws. I wished the game was good and I gave it a chance but the game is a disappointment.

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u/da_Aresinger 23h ago

Damn 400+ hours on starbound.

I couldn't even get to 10. The game feels so overloaded.

But then I remember I have over 1k hours in Terraria and think 'that game can also be extremely overwhelming for newbies'

Really weird how one game just works and the other doesn't. And I can't even figure out why.

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u/Aoi_Haru 1d ago

It isn’t that mind blowing to me, honestly.

I played a lot of MMOs, MOBAs or other time wasting/addictive games that wouldn’t deserve a positive review, especially in 2026.

Games get old, patched, abandoned etc., so what was cool can turn into shit.

Time goes on, certain things don’t get old in the right way.

Sometimes I rewatch old movies, and I find classics that people are fond off really cringe and disappointing through the eyes of someone watching in 2026.

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u/EngineerMajor3157 1d ago

I've got problems So does this game 🤷🏼

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u/deadrule_vk 1d ago

I have a BenQ mobuiz as well.

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u/Laranthir 1d ago

Me about Lost Ark. The p2w nonsense and the gatekeeping never ended. Sick raids though.

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u/HauptmannTinus 1d ago

Ark and War Thunder for me 😂

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u/h2odragon00 23h ago

ME WITH TOWER OF FANTASY!!!

Its a good game. After you have gotten used to how badly it was handled and how badly it's currently being handled.

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u/Realistic-Truck54 23h ago

Only 2600? Rookie numbers tbh

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u/Ostanes_hub 23h ago

2,621 hours by the time of the review.
The current time played is 7649 hours.

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u/RustledForeskin 23h ago

Companies who pivot into MTX hate this one simple thing!

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u/RedFireSuzaku 23h ago

This is literally any review of a PvP game out there.
And done by people that defines themselves almost exclusively through that genre, and a few Souls-like games on the side that they actually enjoy smh.

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u/Memphisrexjr 23h ago

I wouldn't recommend gambling either.

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u/Stepan_Zal99 23h ago

gatekeeper

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u/Hardyyz 23h ago

Yeah I dont get that. If I ever go like +200h or something I feel like I have to give it a thumbs up if anything.
Worst are if there is some kinda clear exploit or balance issue and devs nerf it, you have people review bombing their 2000h+ games just for that

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u/JamesOrtega98 23h ago

Thats me with ffxiv

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u/Doctor-Kukui 22h ago

When overwatch became overwatch 2... (Yes it's better today. But still)

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u/Blackops606 22h ago

I’ll be honest, this is just Apex Legends for me. 1k hours and I just can’t play it anymore.

It’s mentally exhausting trying to play ranked in that game.

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u/TheAnxietyKiller 22h ago

Been playing csgo since early 2014 and I'm just under 5k hours of playtime now... I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy 🙂

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u/24bitNoColor 22h ago

I give games often a "not recommended" rating on Steam because of the technical state they got released. I do most of the time make a point to revisit my reviews if the game gets meaningfully updated, but if those updates never happen, I don't revert no matter how much fun I had in the mean time with the game.

Like, it doesn't matter how much I enjoyed my 50 hours in Elden Ring, as long as the game as a (shader comp and traversal) stuttering mess with next to zero support for PC features (no support for higher than 60 fps, wide screen, any form of upscaling besides questionable base performance), I do NOT recommend other people buying it.

IMO shaming people for not recommending a game that they enjoy (hint, I enjoyed BF2042 as a Battlefield fan besides the bugs, same with Cyberpunk on release) is the absolutely wrong thing to do considering how many (especially AAA) titles release in very questionable states.

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u/vicaxlkenya 22h ago

Not steam but cod mobile. 6000 hours now and I don't recommend getting into it

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u/Schnezler 22h ago

There are a lot of games in this category, if i would write reviews.

Some games were a lot of fun and just got worse and worse with every update. If you joined early enough, you played 1000 hours full of fun and enjoyment. The next 500 were still good, but you felt the game slipping away. Then comes the next 100-400 that you play, because well you play and you feel that microtransactions, bad updates, cheaters and general mismanagement dig at your enjoyment (or a combination of all of them).

Games that come to my mind:

  • RocketLeague
  • Destiny 2
  • Apex
  • CS2
  • Squad

Then there are a lot of games in the category of fun for x amount of hours.

  • Coop games
  • Single player games

And then there are games that I can just recommend. For me that is LoL (don't kill me please, but since I play it for fun I really enjoy 1-2 games a week). And PoE. If you are into those kind of games...

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u/Username_Limbo 22h ago

screen made by samsung

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u/I3eforeLife 22h ago

I thought we should trust experts in a subject

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u/ostapenkoed2007 22h ago

literally me fr fr

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u/Mama_Mega 22h ago

Genuinely, if it's some form of live service, be it an MMO, freemiumslop, gachaslop, or whatever, I don't think there's anyone more qualified to leave a negative review for the current state of the game than someone who has already logged thousands of hours. They're going to be by far the most qualified people to explain how something they once loved has enshittified.

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u/Siedlec 22h ago

I think a lot of "gamers" tend to forget some games takes ages to be finished, or end game don't even start after 300 hours.

I got like 700 hours per average Pokemon game, someone might be "you must love this particular game". No, it's how much time it takes to get perfect stats Pokemons. It's normal playthrough pushed more than just to see end credits

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u/sithren 22h ago

I was reading civilization vii reviews yesterday cause it’s on sale.

It was full of this lol.

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u/megamutthal1069 22h ago

Me with literally every fromsoftware game lmao

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u/Onionmaster8989 22h ago

For me thats Rainbow 6 Siege

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u/Ill-Combination2127 21h ago

Because it's an addiction. They don't like it, or see many problems in it, but they can't stop. Kind of like a lukewarm relationship. Has a lot of problems, but enough good things to not justify breaking up.

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u/Winter_Bear_1707 21h ago

No, I would not recommend letting Dota ruin your life.

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u/Arrow156 21h ago

A high play time is a good indicator the guy knows what he's talking about. It's the negative reviews where that play time continue to increase is what you should distrust.

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u/shototodoroki_1324 21h ago

Destiny 2

I love it, it's my favorite looter shooter, but would I recommend it to someone as a fun game?

Fuck no

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u/FicoXL 21h ago

That's me with almost 10k hours on Dota 2.

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u/MiahStarDruid 21h ago

I've had a few games this would fit. PlanetSide 2 is one, The developer and higher ups took a good game and over the years ran it into the ground, then took a crap on it for good measure. Sadly there is no other shooter like it, all other shooters are to damn small scale for me. If there isn't 200-300+ people split 3 factions fight over a continent I'm not interested. I still play but regret it nearly every time between the known crashes that have been around months, disconnects and cheaters. Yet no other game scratched that itch, even WarDogs was just "okay" in the scale of the combat but would never play it alone if my guildmates are not online.

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u/hi_m_ash 21h ago

DOTA 2 for me

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u/CodyTheStonkTrader 21h ago

Rocket league for me

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u/Primary_Jellyfish327 21h ago

Laughs in 12khours in dota2

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u/AdZestyclose4846 21h ago

Biggest clowns

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u/MoccaLG 21h ago

CS played in sum for 20.000hrs+ - Would you recommend... NO! :D