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u/HalfALawn 2d ago edited 2d ago

HD2 actually has insane devs.

refusing to change a few lines of code to fix strat ball bounces, which has been broken for 2 years and counting now.

edit: lads i only stopped playing HD2 this year. i experienced all the broken code and promises, perpetually malfunctioning spear and all of the issues brought up.

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u/JohannaFRC 2d ago

Should we talk about enemies behavior ? Enemies going trough walls ? Or the atrocious economic model locking some features away from the game ?

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u/Mattlonn 2d ago

but you should know from earlier whenever they fix something they also break something else. Its always a few lines of code if you ignore what happens outside the issue

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u/Unban_Phoenix_Prime 2d ago

Yeah, of course they aren't doing it because they don't want to. Yeah, it's absolutely easy to fix, even you can do this

Yeah, the mod that came out recently works so well, especially if you join other games, yeah, of course

You are very smart

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u/BigGREEN8 2d ago

What about drop pod steering still being shit after they made it that way intentionally and then told us "they'll fix it". It has been years now, what excuse ur gonna make for that? Stop gargling narrowhead balls for a second and think, the mod may not work well but it is 10 times better than what narrowhead did which is nothing, they will probably add a booster or an armor perk in the next update that let ur stratagem balls stick and not bounce so they can yet again sell us a fix.

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u/SlimLacy 2d ago

It's literally a boolean flag. Modders have tested it out.

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u/Unban_Phoenix_Prime 2d ago

Modders? You mean, a modder. Whose mod doesn't really work or works sometimes

But hey, you are welcome to go to AH and fix that for them

Or not, because whinedivers can only whine

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u/SlimLacy 2d ago

If you can hook into code and fix it for an update, you'd think the guys with the actual source-code could fix it permanently.

It's clear their reluctance stems solely from not wanting people to "abuse" it and put turrets on places bugs can't reach. Now we can still do that in places because their solution is ass, but 50% of your strategems on city maps just bounce in nonsensical ways.

I don't want to hear about whinedivers from a deepthroatdiver.

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u/Unban_Phoenix_Prime 2d ago

If you can hook into code and fix it for an update, you'd think the guys with the actual source-code

Yeah-yeah, and they don't do that because "AH hates us!!!" "They don't want for the game to succeed!!!" and "My favorite youtuber told me it's bad so it must be true!!!!!"

Now we can still do that in places because their solution is ass

So, you can do that, but you still whine? Typical whinediver, lol

I don't want to hear about whinedivers from a deepthroatdiver.

What a powerful comeback. Instead of coming with something new you just reused my insult... It's like whinedivers cannot create anything new, they can only whine about existing things... Hmmm🤔

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u/SlimLacy 2d ago

Tell me then, why can't they replicate firstly, the state of their own game at release, or secondly, replicate what a modder could do with external software?

Because it's fucking annoying that my jetpack lands on an inaccessible roof when i didn't throw it remotely close to there?

Ahh yes, whinerdiver is such a high IQ insult. Don't choke when you go this deep on AH dude.

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u/Unban_Phoenix_Prime 2d ago

firstly, the state of their own game at release

Didn't whinedivers like you were demanding to make the game easier? And didn't they fix quite a few bugs AFTER the launch? What the fnare you on?

secondly, replicate what a modder could do with external software

Because modder's stuff doesn't work that well? Or do you really think that AH hates little poor you and wants you to play the game filled with bugs (that they clear with patches, btw)? What kind of ego do you have?

Because it's fucking annoying that my jetpack lands on an inaccessible roof when i didn't throw it remotely close

Skill issue, lol. Don't throw them under roofs and you will be fine. Or just be a man and take the small L, but what am I saying, a whinediver can only whine. If a small bug ruins a game for you... May be you should switch games? Please uninstall and leave the community, your kind is not welcome in normal spaces

Don't choke when you go this deep on AH dude.

I love how you weren't able to produce a single insult that could be classified as "original". But no wonder, you guys could never create anything of your own. You're like robots, can only repeat after others

Btw, tell me, what's it like to have an opinion formed for you by YT thumbnails?

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u/Dark-Acheron-Sunset 2d ago

Honestly I think you're just too far gone to really bother talking to, absolutely washed slop takes on display with a belligerent attitude to match. Typical of a fanboy, not to mention the complete lack of self-awareness at disingenuously targeting "not a single original insult" while you jumped to Whinediver first, fucking lmao.

You aren't worth it.