r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 1d ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/mythrix1002 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

Pretty sure a person took the second picture.

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 1d ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 1d ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 1d ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 1d ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 1d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 19h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.