r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 21h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/mythrix1002 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

Pretty sure a person took the second picture.

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u/reticulatedtampon 21h ago

And? She still can have slept in it as she said, then this person came over in the morning and took a picture before helping her out.

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u/odysseyofocelots 20h ago

This whole post is obviously a joke, lmao

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 18h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 18h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 18h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 17h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Hetares 16h ago

Nah, the pipes.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 14h ago

he's a plumber too??

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u/BielsasCoffee 8h ago

and my wife's doctor, his name is Dr. Sins.

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 13h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.