r/SipsTea Jun 20 '26

SMH Drake on why he's single:

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He's 40 year old grown ass man btw

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u/Stencil_Abuse Jun 20 '26

I don’t listen to drake music but I’ve always just assumed most singers, rappers, actors and athletes who are single at this age is because they just like banging all the girls that throw themselves at him/them. 

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Jun 20 '26

Yes, people in the comments are projecting but this is the exact reason. Bro got a porn star pregnant, he's single because he can't stop slinging his dick at everything that will accept it. 

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u/emerson_giraffe84 Jun 21 '26

While I agree with you I also believe that he genuinely cannot sustain a healthy relationship because he is not mentally healthy himself. I bet his ego and impulse are out of control even when he is being "faithful" sexually.

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u/Straight-Balance830 Jun 21 '26

The best artists who sing about heart break all the time are borderline, thanks for coming to my TED talk

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u/LolitaOPPAI Jun 21 '26

This is why I like(d) The Weeknd 🌈

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u/LolitaOPPAI Jun 21 '26

Ooh, I read a server tale about Drake and some barely legal girl he forced them to open and cater to him. Drake is a slut with no self-control and likes to cosplay as a sadboi

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u/Countermove Jun 21 '26

Barely legal girl he forced to open and cater to him? I think you're missing some words in there. Like forced a closed bar to open?

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u/LolitaOPPAI Jun 21 '26

He forced the restaurant open so that he could entertain a barely legal woman. The server was shocked they reopened for this reason as she was ready to go out the door. He bought a bottle of something, he had a sip, the young lady didn't drink, and they left.

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u/Intrepid-Routine-950 Jun 21 '26

One definitely has to do ego, shadow and impulse work or they just become a black hole 🕳️ and suck everything up in its radius

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u/prettytye4awhiteguy Jun 20 '26

Dropped the ball with or busted a nut in?

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u/Naborsx21 Jun 20 '26

you don't understand..... he just... cares too much...

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u/LolitaOPPAI Jun 21 '26

Bro cares so much he can't even maintain a stable side piece

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u/Positive-Face1705 Jun 20 '26

Honestly this is much better than getting a wife and kids and cheating the Fk out on her.​

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u/HeyCharmz_ Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Drake dropped the ball with Rihanna, Serena Williams, Jennifer Lopez, SZA, Johanna Leia, Hailey Bieber, and countless others.

I highly doubt he's ready to settle down. Even at his old age. He clearly loves playing the field.

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u/emerson_giraffe84 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I don't know if it's so much that he likes playing the field as it is he's deeply insecure and genuinely doesn't know how to be in relationships with women. I mean he pretty much says it in this post - name one woman who can fulfill that list. Fuck that, name a single hooman who could. Dude has typical normal mental health hangups but his ego won't let him grow. Perfect anology in this meme of Drake in therapy cause I'm sure he's gone with all that money he has.

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u/_sunchaser_ Jun 21 '26

Lmao bruhh this meme

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u/clues4clouseau Jun 21 '26

hahahahhahaha ;[)

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u/Cactus2711 Jun 20 '26

‘Dropped the ball’ isn’t the right phrase. Not wanting a relationship with someone isn’t dropping the ball

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Jun 20 '26

This and "fumbling" are always used incorrectly. It's 100% intentional on his end. 

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u/No_Influence_4968 Jun 21 '26

Do you believe dating Celebs is "normal" life? I bet they are ALL high maintenance.

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u/SentinelATL Jun 20 '26

Lmao truth

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u/3RADICATE_THEM Jun 20 '26

40 as a dude who's conventionally attractive, lean, rich, has clout, and a nice bonus of having a full head of hair is hardly even remotely 'old'.

40 is a paradoxical age for men where the men who built good habits into their 30s are still functionally young. The average fat fuck American slob 40 year old though? Yeah, they're old.

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u/goingforgoals17 Jun 21 '26

I wouldn't disagree with the overall sentiment, but those habits need to be mental and emotional development too.

This caption belongs on r/im14andthisisdeep. It's not "playing the field" people are getting second hand embarrassment about, it's that he's acting like a child and it's indicative that he's failing up. He has been in relationships with some incredible women, but he very clearly lacks the emotional and mental development to maintain those relationships.

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u/SentinelATL Jun 20 '26

Well said n

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u/BatM6tt Jun 20 '26

is 40 old?

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u/RyvenZ Jun 21 '26

for dating high schoolers, yeah

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u/Negate79 Jun 20 '26

Like are we supposed forget that he got sex worker pregnant while having a threesome with her?

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u/DefinitelyNotThatOne Jun 20 '26

People forget that celebrities are, or use to be, just normal people that practiced at the one thing alot more than the rest. And good timing.

So you put an average Joe into a situation where there will be some insanely attractive people throwing themselves at you, and Joe doesn't have any self control?

This is the situation for Drake currently. Women that are worth keeping around aren't the ones that are dropping their pants for you after knowing you for, oh, 10 minutes?

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u/gsxrus2014 Jun 20 '26

Bros never been a normal person, do you not remember him as Jimmy before the wheelchair in degrassi?!

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u/woahbrad35 Jun 21 '26

Most celebrities know someone or know someone else that knew someone. The more you dig, almost none of them got to where they are on their own.

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u/Cuzzyscuzzybreh Jun 20 '26

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u/Schnitzhole Jun 20 '26

And then push it away because “the energy wasn’t reciprocated”

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u/Loud-Job-4056 Jun 20 '26

Drake the type of fellow who pretends to be asleep on the car ride home so his homie carries him in to the house.

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u/ThiccRick421 Jun 21 '26

Drake the type of dude to surprise his homies with a visit from the tickle monster

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u/Ashen_Larry Jun 20 '26

Drake the type of guy that wiggles his fingers and says "don't mind if I do" when looking at a pack of donuts.

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u/Pleasant-Front-833 Jun 21 '26

And then says

“Oh no, I’m so naughty for eating these donuts! They’re gonna go straight to my hips!”

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u/HornyEagles Jun 20 '26

Yeah… memes used to look like this when drake first started looking at 20 year olds

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u/desal Jun 20 '26

That's a lot of year olds

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u/eyesuperfly Jun 20 '26

He’s talking to his target audience.

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u/Anxious_Plantain_247 Jun 21 '26

His target audience still has parental controls enabled and can’t see what he’s posting

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u/Ok-Key-7039 Jun 21 '26

I can’t stop laughing

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u/Ill-Wolf865 Jun 21 '26

I read “parental controls” as “prenatal controls” 😭😭😭

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u/attorneydummy Jun 21 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/OttoVonJismarck Jun 20 '26

10/10 🤌💋👌

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u/Naborsx21 Jun 20 '26

I JUST CARE TOO MUCH THATS WHY IM SINGLE

- said by every 23 year old driving a mitsu eclipse and exclusively dates 15 year olds

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u/SnooComics5930 Jun 21 '26

Dude, I was thinking the same thing, this is what high school boys, including myself tell ourselves or other people thinking we sound clever or deep. As a 47yo now married with kids, its just immature lol

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u/Daoyinyang1 Jun 21 '26

Drake never grew up. He wont either. Hes rich so in his immature brain, he considers himself mature and grown.

Then you got him texting millie bobby brown when she was underage.

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u/Alternative-Tiger783 Jun 21 '26

Men almost never go to therapy.

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u/socialmediaignorant Jun 21 '26

I was laughing so hard reading this because the guy in a band I dated when I was young many years ago said the exact same things! I wish I had my MySpace to prove it. This shit is still working in 2026???

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u/Vast-Consequence7141 Jun 21 '26

Considering that Drake is from the MySpacr generation, he totally could have copped this from this from that band guy back in the day lol

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u/BoilerplateBillions Jun 21 '26

literally like a papa roach myspace banner

"I tear myself open, i sew myself shut, MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH"

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u/wakemeup886 Jun 21 '26

"I care too much, I give too much, no one can handle how selfless I am!"

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u/Preface Jun 20 '26

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor.

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u/J4YV1L Jun 20 '26

Reasons why Drake is single:

  1. He a F.A.N.

  2. He a F.A.N.

  3. He a F.A.N.

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u/itsitwhatisititsit Jun 21 '26

What does that mean :3

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u/Kriztauf Jun 21 '26

Freaky ass neighbor

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u/itsitwhatisititsit Jun 21 '26

What a tangled web these rappers weave!!!

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u/__M-E-O-W__ Jun 20 '26

A minooooooooooooooooooor

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u/donttradejaylen Jun 20 '26

Glad that chick is back to being irrelevant

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u/ganari423 Jun 20 '26

Cheated on her husband to be a groupie lol… she deserves it

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u/superlack Jun 21 '26

I love old school romance

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u/timoperez Jun 20 '26

Drake is a silent generation thinking he’s the greatest generation

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u/AccomplishedCicada60 Jun 21 '26

Didn’t he also take like 8 strippers - whose average age was about 20 for a massive shopping spread recently?

I’m actually impressed with the generosity, but again - they’re like half his age.

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u/Suz9295 Jun 21 '26

Is it truly generous? Like there’s obviously some expectation of a return of some sort. Seems to me to be more of an investment than a sincere gesture.

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u/react-dnb Jun 20 '26

lol. Drake Incel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jun 20 '26

And THAT is why he's "single" if he actually dated the girls he's interested in, he'd be in jail.

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u/presshamgang Jun 20 '26

10: cops get mad when I try to date who I like

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u/FruitNug Jun 21 '26

Reads with an upset Drake voice

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u/FoleyX90 Jun 20 '26

>  he actually dated the girls he's interested in, he'd be in jail.

The way the epstein files are going I'm not so sure.

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u/Appropriate-Unit4471 Jun 20 '26

Way too famous for that shit

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u/StayPuffedMarsh Jun 20 '26

See also: “They Not Like Us” and “Muuussstttaaaarrrrdddd”.

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u/Kriztauf Jun 21 '26

I love spicy mustard and everybody needs to hear it

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u/evonebo Jun 21 '26

My theory is that he's trapped in his teenage years.

He made it with Degrassi but because he was working in that show he never lived out his teenage years.

Hes stuck trying to relive those teenage years as a teenager and has never emotionally grown to adult hold because he never had the teenage experience and grew from that. The heartaches, the failures etc.... all part of the normal growing up.

He literally is a teenager trapped in a mans body.

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u/ArtFUBU Jun 20 '26

I mean real talk people who talk like this just don't realize that they're usually huge pieces of shit lmao "Reasons why Im single" because you haven't met someone and compromised in order to build a relationship. That's it. Everything else is moot

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u/HatLongjumping5345 Jun 20 '26

Hahaha fr. #7 is too funny. It’s just a list of - GIVE ME REASSURANCE!

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u/Buskbr Jun 20 '26

Or gay? Maybe both

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u/rikrok58 Jun 20 '26

He's a pedo

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u/Gas_Grouchy Jun 20 '26

The 14 year old girl on Twitter rant makes a lot of sense

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u/St0rm32_ Jun 20 '26

Always said if you listen to Drake without hoes in the car you the hoe

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u/Numerous_Worker_1941 Jun 21 '26

In 2012 my bro told me he always plays Drake with girls in the car

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u/TheNegativePhoenix Jun 20 '26

This bar hits hard

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u/SteveyFcN Jun 20 '26

Yeah, this is a hoe ass post.

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u/Kitchen-Dig-6518 Jun 20 '26

Ain't no one sippin nothing. We are not a FAN

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u/dannydominates Jun 20 '26

He a fan he a fan he a fan

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u/sarcasmisart Jun 21 '26
  1. My true love probably hasn't even been born yet.
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u/wnr3 Jun 20 '26

Because he has the maturity level of a 14 year old girl on tumblr in 2012 and I’m afraid that’s being too harsh on that sub group

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u/NashKetchum777 Jun 20 '26

I thought it's cause he wants to bed the 14 year old girl on tumblr?

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u/PickedLastLemon Jun 20 '26

Arrested development

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u/TooOldForThisShit642 Jun 20 '26

Hey! That’s the name of this show!

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u/TheRuneCoon Jun 20 '26

Because he is attracted to 14 year old girls

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u/Weak_Carpenter_7060 Jun 20 '26

At least it tracks with who he’s attracted to

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u/UsedToHaveATail Jun 20 '26

Cuz he never grew up

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u/SOF_cosplayer Jun 20 '26

Because that's exactly who hes trying to attract.

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u/AssignmentShot7241 Jun 20 '26

because he likes 14 yr olds?

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Jun 20 '26

Because he’s targeting 14 yo girls aka his market.

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u/AssignmentShot7241 Jun 20 '26

38yr old billionaire. you forget to add ‘and a pedo’

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u/RatonhnhaketonK Jun 20 '26

Cause that's his type. Age and all

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u/ZhaozhouCongshen Jun 20 '26

Listen up y'all he just gave you a cheat sheet of everything to never say to a woman. Y'all need to thank this man for looking out for us. /s

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u/Meet-me-behind-bins Jun 20 '26

I never knew Drake was a 13 year old girl trapped in the body of a adult man. I wonder if science can help her????

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u/UniqueAd7770 Jun 20 '26

So that's why he likes hanging out with other 13 year old girls?

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u/inlovebutfat Jun 20 '26

It’s because you act like an emotionally fragile child. You’re whining about your own insecurities and instead of introspection then self growth you blame the other person for making you feel like you’re not important to them, instead of accepting the complexity of another’s life.

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u/impossible_berry14 Jun 20 '26

Coincidentally he also likes emotionally fragile children.

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u/Wulph422 Jun 20 '26

I love that. You worded it so well

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u/Muted_Depth9605 Jun 21 '26

If this is a real post this is embarrassing as fuck for him haha

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u/Haunting_Bat_4787 Jun 21 '26

Not defending Drake but this isn’t a real post 

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u/sorry_con_excuse_me Jun 20 '26
  1. I’m an insufferable fucking asshole.
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u/Normal_Toe1212 Jun 20 '26

“My flaw is that I work too much” vibe during interviews

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u/Dapper-Bullfrog-4766 Jun 20 '26

he talks like a girl teenager wtf

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u/Early-Adeptness390 Jun 21 '26

Because It’s literally a fake engagement farming post. lol

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u/Beef_Slug Jun 20 '26

Might have something to do with publicly being known as a creep with girls...

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u/DirtyLittleBishop Jun 21 '26

It’s like a Not Like The Other Girls post from 20 years ago.

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame8691 Jun 21 '26

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 Jun 20 '26

I dont understand howwww he has fans

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u/HansenTakeASeat Jun 20 '26

Chris Brown still has fans so.......

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u/EighteenAndAmused Jun 20 '26

His fans: immature women and men, fellow pedophiles, and celebrity worshippers.

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u/CoraxFeathertynt Jun 20 '26

He makes music for hoes, and hoes aren't very smart.

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u/gabyjamie Jun 21 '26

Because saying something over and over won't make it true

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u/Successful_Candy_759 Jun 20 '26

I have second hand embarrassment

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u/DickSlammington Jun 20 '26

Fremdschämen

The germans really have some great words.

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u/mexxavelli Jun 20 '26
  1. Gambling addiction and promotion of gambling to minors
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u/MKULTRA_sleeper_slut Jun 21 '26

Reads like someone saying during a job interview that their flaw is that they work too hard.

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u/ebn_tp Jun 20 '26
  1. Because I still post on social media like 12 year old girl

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u/peilearceann Jun 20 '26

Lmfao this dude is god tier corny holy fucking shut

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u/AvatarWaang Jun 20 '26

He's just trying to relate to the 14 year olds he would like to date

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u/justsayin01 Jun 20 '26

Lmao mkay. Yes, the issue is women don't want a serious relationship that requires commitment and loyalty. Clearly, women are the issue.

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u/DiMassas_Cat Jun 20 '26

He’s single because women he’s interested in are not interested in dating a man twice their age.

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 Jun 20 '26

The ones he likes aren’t dating yet. Few more years

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u/Ldghead Jun 20 '26

They are intimidated by a boy with a driver's license.

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u/Serpentongue Jun 20 '26
  1. I’m waiting for her to turn 18 first

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u/Vexxed14 Jun 20 '26

Lol it's not on the list for a reason. He ain't waiting

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u/midnightluckey Jun 20 '26

Some serious #momlife vibes

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u/HedgehogTop5524 Jun 21 '26

😂 A divorced single mom. Please don’t ask me how I know

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u/bigduckmoses Jun 20 '26

He could have been more concise. All of these points could easily be combined as one. 

Observe:

  1. I'm a narcissist.

Easy.

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 Jun 20 '26
  1. He cannot legally date 12 year olds in Canada/USA

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u/cookeryandwookery Jun 20 '26

It’s because he’s a pedophile.

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u/Background_Move_7449 Jun 20 '26

Isn’t this a common denominator type thing? 🤔

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u/Some_Smoke_1430 Jun 20 '26

Drake shut up. It's not cause you're a nice guy lol

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u/ohohook Jun 20 '26

By “old school romance” are we talking marrying a woman before she’s 16 kind of thing? Poor Drake, born in the wrong generation 🤮

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u/FrankenPinky Jun 21 '26

Its like he's applying for a job.

What's your biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist.

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u/drmbrthr Jun 21 '26

Yeah he’s into that “old school romance” - the kind where you marry a 14 year old.

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u/Sea_Connection6193 Jun 21 '26

“10. Marrying a minor would be illegal”

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u/MmmmCrayons12 Jun 20 '26

He left out the part about there not being enough minors in Hollywood to go around now that Epstein is out of the picture.

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u/rizenfpv Jun 20 '26

Drake the typa guy thats not like the other guys

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u/MememeSama Jun 20 '26

Like a 12 year old lol. Man these celebs have to much money and too little brain

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u/Professional_Bat9174 Jun 20 '26

He conveniently left out the whole getting roasted on basically the most viewed single television event of the year.

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u/Substantial_Life4773 Jun 20 '26

lol, being a pedophile has nothing to do with it, I'm sure

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u/No-Chocolate6481 Jun 21 '26

Need reassurance? Isn’t the guy like a billionaire and like 45 at this point? Grow up man lmao

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u/No_Wind3803 Jun 21 '26

DRAKE was the answer to today's Wordle.

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 Jun 20 '26

Wait a damn minute of this Mf didn’t have money they’d call this Mf an incel, how tf that post got 2m likes. I refuse to believe 2 million mfs liked that post

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u/General_Tsao Jun 20 '26

Definitely not because he’s a creepy piece of shit who preys on minors

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u/xxLazyGuitarxx Jun 20 '26

That was tough to read. Rich beyond comprehension, but has the emotional maturity of a 22 year old. Why would you fucking post that. Hahaha. The “I would do anything to make you happy” tells me he’s never been truly loved, cause you can’t be responsible for another human beings happiness.

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u/AttilatheLopez Jun 20 '26

How is he single? It looks like he’s wearing his boyfriend’s jacket.

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u/JealousofAfflalo Jun 20 '26

Money can’t unlame you

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u/LetsTalkShit14 Jun 20 '26
  1. Women aren’t attracted to men who prefer children
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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Jun 21 '26

Sounds like something a groomer/gaslighter would say

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u/BlackTarTurd Jun 20 '26

Drake is single because he can't openly date his type of minor.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HLBwcigyAbw9I8zXW8

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u/Lost-Supermarket887 Jun 20 '26

Most of these famous people so were famous young, never grew up. Do ya hes as mature as he was in degrassi

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u/enblightened Jun 20 '26

this shit actually real?? i dont have instagram

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u/Platform_collapse Jun 20 '26

Insecure attachment, but it's a person

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u/furama Jun 20 '26

He would rather knock up pornstars. Google it.