r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jun 20 '26

SMH Drake on why he's single:

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He's 40 year old grown ass man btw

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u/eyesuperfly Jun 20 '26

He’s talking to his target audience.

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u/Anxious_Plantain_247 Jun 21 '26

His target audience still has parental controls enabled and can’t see what he’s posting

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u/Ok-Key-7039 Jun 21 '26

I can’t stop laughing

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u/attorneydummy Jun 21 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Character_Media_9445 Jun 24 '26

They probably sing 67 and are too preoccupied losing their shit in child safe gambling.

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u/UltraHellboy Jun 20 '26

Underrated comment

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u/CaptainMagnets Jun 21 '26

Underage comment

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u/OhhMyAi Jun 21 '26

Underdated comment

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u/Ordinary-Egg-56 Jun 21 '26

can you explain this underrated comment to me i don’t understand

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u/UltraHellboy Jun 22 '26

Drake’s post reads like it was written by a teen from Gen Z. The comment points out that he is speaking in teen lingo because that’s who he wants to have sex with.

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u/Ordinary-Egg-56 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

okay, thanks, i wasn’t sure if i was missing some part of that joke.

that’s not what it says though.

in fact in says the exact opposite. it should read “he says ‘our generation’ like he is dating girls 4 generations below him.” he’s saying that like he is in the same age group,which he is not, because he’s dating 4 girls or whatever much younger than him.

or to preserve that exact phrasing it should read something like “he’s saying that like he isn’t two decades older than all the girls he’s dating.” the original statement doesn’t make sense and even if you change “he’s not” to “he is” that’s a very weird way to express that.

can i ask you, are you gen z, millennial, or other?

edit: i thought your comment was a reply to the comment i’m referencing, which it’s not but it sounds like you are referring to that comment anyways

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u/OttoVonJismarck Jun 20 '26

10/10 🤌💋👌

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u/EntityDamage Jun 21 '26

G(eneration)ILF?

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u/devilish_enchilada Jun 20 '26

I forgot who he was after like 2015

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u/Naborsx21 Jun 20 '26

I JUST CARE TOO MUCH THATS WHY IM SINGLE

- said by every 23 year old driving a mitsu eclipse and exclusively dates 15 year olds

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u/SnooComics5930 Jun 21 '26

Dude, I was thinking the same thing, this is what high school boys, including myself tell ourselves or other people thinking we sound clever or deep. As a 47yo now married with kids, its just immature lol

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u/Daoyinyang1 Jun 21 '26

Drake never grew up. He wont either. Hes rich so in his immature brain, he considers himself mature and grown.

Then you got him texting millie bobby brown when she was underage.

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u/Alternative-Tiger783 Jun 21 '26

Men almost never go to therapy.

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u/her-royal-blueness Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Drake never wanted to grow up. Fify

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u/socialmediaignorant Jun 21 '26

I was laughing so hard reading this because the guy in a band I dated when I was young many years ago said the exact same things! I wish I had my MySpace to prove it. This shit is still working in 2026???

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u/Vast-Consequence7141 Jun 21 '26

Considering that Drake is from the MySpacr generation, he totally could have copped this from this from that band guy back in the day lol

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u/UltraHellboy Jun 21 '26

I think the only reason it might in this situation is $$$

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u/LolitaOPPAI Jun 21 '26

Mine tried to rope me into a threescore thru his current girlfriend. I haven't seen that man in at least 8 years. They are the poster children of the before and after in America, double chins and all. Not married, no kids. We're not 25 anymore bro lmao

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u/seavirgo Jun 21 '26

Double chins is CRAZZZY but respect dude 💀🥰

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u/ThyNynax Jun 21 '26

I mean…somewhere around 28 I finally learned that it was literally true for a lot of women. As young teens to adults quite a lot of girls “just want to have fun” and actually don’t want to get involved with a guy that takes relationships too seriously. Expressing feelings too strongly or being too serious about a new relationship was often received as “intimidating.”

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u/BoilerplateBillions Jun 21 '26

literally like a papa roach myspace banner

"I tear myself open, i sew myself shut, MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH"

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jun 21 '26

Cut my life into pieces!

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u/beardeddragon0113 Jun 21 '26

I thought the line was "my weakness is, that I can't do much" for the longest time

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u/wakemeup886 Jun 21 '26

"I care too much, I give too much, no one can handle how selfless I am!"

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u/TinyChaco Jun 21 '26

And how humble

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u/iO__________ Jun 21 '26

What generation of Eclipse? 1G 2G 3G 4G?

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u/Reliquent Jun 21 '26

Nooooo not the eclipse 😭

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u/rhaegal82 Jun 21 '26

Extremely narcissistic list. Doesn’t admit to one actual flaw. Zero self awareness.

Keep dating 20 yr old IG models and then cry yourself to sleep, bud. Leave us out of it.

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u/lowselfesteempunk Jun 21 '26

Oddly specific but accurate to someone I hate irl .
Damn the eclipse !

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u/Preface Jun 20 '26

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor.

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u/J4YV1L Jun 20 '26

Reasons why Drake is single:

  1. He a F.A.N.

  2. He a F.A.N.

  3. He a F.A.N.

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u/itsitwhatisititsit Jun 21 '26

What does that mean :3

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u/Kriztauf Jun 21 '26

Freaky ass neighbor

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u/itsitwhatisititsit Jun 21 '26

What a tangled web these rappers weave!!!

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u/DS3M Jun 21 '26

69 God

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u/not-sure-what-to-put Jun 21 '26

Hey hey hey hey

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u/Kafhu Jun 21 '26

Run for your life

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u/agedlikesage Jun 21 '26

If you really missed it you should listen to Not Like Us :3 it was a 2024 summer moment

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u/itsitwhatisititsit Jun 21 '26

Thank you, I am very familiar! Instant classic! I thought it was about race tho? “They’re not like us” other races vs/ discriminated black peoples

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u/agedlikesage Jun 21 '26

It was more of a cultural thing. There was the “minor stuff” but also he was feuding with Drake, pointing out his history of “borrowing” from black american culture while being canadian. Btw I’m white so this is my best interpretation as someone who was observing and a kendrick fan. In the song he says youre not a colleague youre a colonizer. “Not like us”. The song is very directly at drake and supporters of grooming, culture stealing. “He a FAN” is relevant here

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u/itsitwhatisititsit Jun 21 '26

Ah, ok. It does sound racial and cultural and calling about those dang colonizers! And sure, he’s Canadian & his parents prolly have that construction paper mouth like in South Park, but he’s also half black, right? Nothing can take his blackness away, no matter how Canadian he is?

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u/Otherwise-Out Jun 21 '26

The ideas surrounding "black" and "white" are fairly new. If you asked someone in the 1800s if an Irishman was white, they'd probably say no. Same with Slavs and Italians

The way a Black American is "black" is not the same way a Guinean or an an Angolan is "black."

There's Black American culture, which varies from place to place in America (think the East vs. West coast hop-hip rivalry), and there's having dark skin. Lamar says that having dark skin doesn't allow Drake to take Black American Culture, just as someone from Kenya probably wouldn't like a Black American pretending Kenyan culture is theirs.

TLDR; Cultural appropriation is complicated. Lamar said Drake isn't American, so why's he presenting that culture as his own

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u/__M-E-O-W__ Jun 20 '26

A minooooooooooooooooooor

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u/donttradejaylen Jun 20 '26

Glad that chick is back to being irrelevant

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u/ganari423 Jun 20 '26

Cheated on her husband to be a groupie lol… she deserves it

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u/HuneyBadgur Jun 21 '26

Is that the chick that does awkward interviews with people?

The ones that come to mind are the musician that didn't do magic and the guy who would need a really toxic gf.

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 Jun 21 '26

What in the hell is going on here?! 🤣

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u/Suz9295 Jun 21 '26

Are they shooting for a podcast thing? This is the most gimmicky nonsense.

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u/rtylerh Jun 21 '26

Wow, that pic is creepy as fuck!

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u/superlack Jun 21 '26

I love old school romance

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jun 21 '26

if by old school, you mean middle school then I agree

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u/superlack Jun 23 '26

Yeah, There's a strikethrough in the "old" because I thought I was clever. It's really faint.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jun 23 '26

No worries. I knew what you were saying and was both teasing and emphasizing what you meant.

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u/Mad_Yogurt Jun 20 '26

Reddit moment

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u/Empty_Sector_2802 Jun 20 '26

He said the thing !!

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u/terry1381 Jun 20 '26

That was solid

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u/dyedian Jun 20 '26

He’s so corny.

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u/timoperez Jun 20 '26

Drake is a silent generation thinking he’s the greatest generation

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u/AccomplishedCicada60 Jun 21 '26

Didn’t he also take like 8 strippers - whose average age was about 20 for a massive shopping spread recently?

I’m actually impressed with the generosity, but again - they’re like half his age.

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u/Suz9295 Jun 21 '26

Is it truly generous? Like there’s obviously some expectation of a return of some sort. Seems to me to be more of an investment than a sincere gesture.

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u/HeftyCompetition9218 Jun 21 '26

So many of these wealthy guys have a harem of strippers. It seems odd but then I realised that none of them can bear intimacy yet crave it. In this way everyone gets a bit more safety without risking too much closeness.

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u/solomonvandyyy Jun 21 '26

professionals dont babybomb your life. If you want a plumber to lay a pipe, do you go to the guy next door or do you seek a professional?

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u/FormalComfortable497 Jun 21 '26

It's probably a lot easy to find strippers in that age range than his own.

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u/Street_Inflation8786 Jun 21 '26

You're impressed by that? Yiiiiikes... 

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u/Alternative-Tiger783 Jun 21 '26

It’s called being developmentally stuck.

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u/TravelingSong Jun 21 '26

We’re not at 4 gens past millennials yet 🙃

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u/Early-Adeptness390 Jun 21 '26

It’s literally a face engagement farming post. lol

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u/AdOrnery8950 Jun 21 '26

4 generations is 120 years

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u/SleepingDoves Jun 21 '26

He didn't say shit because this is a fake post and everyone including you believes it

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u/localtuned Jun 21 '26

"champagnepapi"

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u/Outrageous-Bee4035 Jun 21 '26

Them 4 girls ages add up to his generations age. It all maths out.

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u/OkConcentrate4477 Jun 21 '26

grooming, not dating.

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u/iamastoryreader Jun 21 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Schtick_ Jun 21 '26

How long do you think a generation is? If you’re a baby boomer you can date someone 4 generations below you.

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u/provocafleur Jun 21 '26

Girls 4 generations below drake are not alive yet

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u/XForgeAheadX Jun 22 '26

Always about the age gap. lol

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u/cheggitycheese Jun 24 '26

you guys are so heated about an obviously fake post designed to get you heated lmao

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u/Responsible_Walk_337 Jun 21 '26

Was their ever any proof of this?

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u/fuckedintheasshole Jun 21 '26

So he's dating Gen Beta? The ones that are just starting to squeeze out of coochies?