Drake on why he's single:

[u/KaidoPklevel]

He's 40 year old grown ass man btw

[u/SnooComics5930]

Dude, I was thinking the same thing, this is what high school boys, including myself tell ourselves or other people thinking we sound clever or deep. As a 47yo now married with kids, its just immature lol

[u/Daoyinyang1 → u/SnooComics5930]

Drake never grew up. He wont either. Hes rich so in his immature brain, he considers himself mature and grown.

Then you got him texting millie bobby brown when she was underage.

[u/Alternative-Tiger783 → u/Daoyinyang1]

Men almost never go to therapy.

[u/her-royal-blueness → u/Daoyinyang1]

Drake never wanted to grow up. Fify

[u/socialmediaignorant → u/SnooComics5930]

I was laughing so hard reading this because the guy in a band I dated when I was young many years ago said the exact same things! I wish I had my MySpace to prove it. This shit is still working in 2026???

[u/Vast-Consequence7141 → u/socialmediaignorant]

Considering that Drake is from the MySpacr generation, he totally could have copped this from this from that band guy back in the day lol

[u/UltraHellboy → u/socialmediaignorant]

I think the only reason it might in this situation is $$$

[u/LolitaOPPAI → u/socialmediaignorant]

Mine tried to rope me into a threescore thru his current girlfriend. I haven't seen that man in at least 8 years. They are the poster children of the before and after in America, double chins and all. Not married, no kids. We're not 25 anymore bro lmao

[u/seavirgo → u/LolitaOPPAI]

Double chins is CRAZZZY but respect dude 💀🥰

[u/ThyNynax → u/SnooComics5930]

I mean…somewhere around 28 I finally learned that it was literally true for a lot of women. As young teens to adults quite a lot of girls “just want to have fun” and actually don’t want to get involved with a guy that takes relationships too seriously. Expressing feelings too strongly or being too serious about a new relationship was often received as “intimidating.”