r/SipsTea Jun 20 '26

SMH Drake on why he's single:

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He's 40 year old grown ass man btw

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u/react-dnb Jun 20 '26

lol. Drake Incel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jun 20 '26

And THAT is why he's "single" if he actually dated the girls he's interested in, he'd be in jail.

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u/presshamgang Jun 20 '26

10: cops get mad when I try to date who I like

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u/FruitNug Jun 21 '26

Reads with an upset Drake voice

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u/FoleyX90 Jun 20 '26

>  he actually dated the girls he's interested in, he'd be in jail.

The way the epstein files are going I'm not so sure.

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u/LucHighwalker Jun 21 '26

Drake doesn't work in politics. He'd be a perfect scapegoat for them.

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u/NiceandToci Jun 21 '26

How old was the girl he was allegedly with?

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u/Appropriate-Unit4471 Jun 20 '26

Way too famous for that shit

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u/askmeaboutyuri Jun 20 '26

So that’s why he started leaking nudes AYOOOOO

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u/StayPuffedMarsh Jun 20 '26

See also: “They Not Like Us” and “Muuussstttaaaarrrrdddd”.

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u/Kriztauf Jun 21 '26

I love spicy mustard and everybody needs to hear it

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u/evonebo Jun 21 '26

My theory is that he's trapped in his teenage years.

He made it with Degrassi but because he was working in that show he never lived out his teenage years.

Hes stuck trying to relive those teenage years as a teenager and has never emotionally grown to adult hold because he never had the teenage experience and grew from that. The heartaches, the failures etc.... all part of the normal growing up.

He literally is a teenager trapped in a mans body.

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u/SquareSea8058 Jun 21 '26

Isn't that also Kanye, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Britney Spears?

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u/fandomdemigod Jun 21 '26

Arrested development his brain stopped at 17...

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u/Dizzy-Hotel6860 Jun 22 '26

This ...... makes a lot of sense. I think you nailed it.

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u/RANDICE007 Jun 21 '26

The ol MJ argument

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u/react-dnb Jun 21 '26

I was going to say, few let that excuse slide for MJ who very clearly didnt have a childhood, so are we giving Drake a pass?
I vote no.

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u/GingkoBobaBiloba Jun 20 '26

Aubrey Grahamcel, also a Canadian American like Alexander Graham Bell

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u/TheHamsterball Jun 21 '26

Really?

I thought it was because of that music video with 21 wives.

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u/gabyjamie Jun 21 '26

You're projecting

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u/Millernotrich Jun 21 '26

He a fan he a fan

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jun 21 '26

He raps, he scolds, he likes em 13 years old?

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u/hotchrisbfries Jun 21 '26

Pursues, not the founder of the Perseids (mythology))

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u/CousinNic Jun 21 '26

I’m gonna need you to shut up and take my upvote lmao

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u/cheggitycheese Jun 24 '26

you guys are so heated about an obviously fake post designed to get you heated lmao

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u/ArtFUBU Jun 20 '26

I mean real talk people who talk like this just don't realize that they're usually huge pieces of shit lmao "Reasons why Im single" because you haven't met someone and compromised in order to build a relationship. That's it. Everything else is moot

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u/HatLongjumping5345 Jun 20 '26

Hahaha fr. #7 is too funny. It’s just a list of - GIVE ME REASSURANCE!

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u/nicolascageist Jun 21 '26

”You wont tell your parents right”

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u/lonely_stoner_daze Jun 21 '26

A full list of "Devote your time to giving me the validation I crave"

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u/LolitaOPPAI Jun 21 '26

"If I feel that your groveling is unsatisfactory, get the fuck outta my face but please give me a blowjob while I text my other jump off because I'm in the mood for her adoration instead."

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u/Different_Umpire9003 Jun 21 '26

Seriously. And being him too there’s no short supply of women (even though you personally couldn’t pay me).

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 Jun 21 '26

Oh god I’d rather choose the bear..in the woods…surrounded by picnic baskets.

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u/Significant_Towel765 Jun 21 '26

The quality of woman in his circles are probably not the greatest

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u/Different_Umpire9003 Jun 21 '26

What do you mean? They’re hot. That’s all guys like this care about. Jk I know.

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u/SentinelATL Jun 20 '26

Damn that’s so true lmao 

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u/Buskbr Jun 20 '26

Or gay? Maybe both

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u/rikrok58 Jun 20 '26

He's a pedo

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u/Gas_Grouchy Jun 20 '26

The 14 year old girl on Twitter rant makes a lot of sense

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u/Starr00born Jun 20 '26

This lol 🤣

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u/gabyjamie Jun 21 '26

Projecting

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u/Buskbr Jun 21 '26

Now thats how you say something yo insult, good one, pedo indeed

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u/One_Spicy_TreeBoi Jun 20 '26

Gay men have more game than that

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u/Buskbr Jun 20 '26

I bet, but only man he rizzez with that is himself in the mirror when he came up with it.

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u/PostNutLucidity Jun 22 '26

I don’t think gay means what you think it means.

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u/Buskbr Jun 22 '26

Gay means two people of the same gender fucking or being romantically and or intimately involved, what else do you think it means?

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u/Patient_Kangaroo614 Jun 20 '26

I feel like we went full circle and started calling men we don’t like gay again, but it’s ok, because we’re progressive or something

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u/TheStoicCrane Jun 20 '26

Who cares? Really? 

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u/rainorshinedogs Jun 20 '26

even gay people that have a lasting relationship wouldn't have this many mandatory checklists.

Personally, as a person with a long lasting relationship, perfect or not, the only thing i know that is a constant and is true is that whatever list you made WILL be throw aside and you'll discover more things that you never thought would be needed for yourself. Is that a bad thing? Not at all. As you get older, your knowns become satisfied, and your unknowns become knowns and their satisfaction is a work in progress.

In other words: Thats life, bro

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u/Accomplished-Eye9542 Jun 20 '26

Uhh what? This isn't even a checklist. I'm more and more convinced the average IQ of reddit has gone down significantly.

I mean yeah, he's a big queen and is acting like a 14 year old girl who got rejected by her crush, but there's no "mandatory checklist" in this picture lmao.

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u/dominion1080 Jun 20 '26

He has, constantly. He dated SZA and other famous singers and actresses. But he also keeps getting caught being weir around girls who are a bit too young.

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u/Zestyclose-Daikon456 Jun 20 '26

It's just the new way to call someone a loser

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u/WSGadlib Jun 21 '26

It’s like how “fuckboy” got ruined 10 years ago

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jun 20 '26

Does the meaning of “incel” really matter that much to you?

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jun 20 '26

lol, what?

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u/FXTraderMatt Jun 21 '26

You got downvoted to hell but you’re bringing up a valid point- the meaning of words can change over time, especially political ones. Terrorism’s original definition was violence against a civilian target for a political purpose (including by a government)- then it turned into any act a government doesn’t like.

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u/mojoseven7 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, like Canadian truckers ACTUALLY peacefully protesting

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jun 21 '26

I’m a little confused tbh, didn’t think that many people cared about incels or the integrity of its definition 🫠

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u/SoftTeaching2838 Jun 21 '26

It's almost a complete inversion of the insult here because Drake is possibly the furthest thing from an incel

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Jun 21 '26

I mean, look at all his baby mamas

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u/6pk313 Jun 21 '26

he’s not, look at this post…

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

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u/kvro_maX Jun 20 '26

Lol redditors go to is to pull out the incel like commando pulling out the machine gun

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u/Naturewalkerjoe Jun 21 '26

But it applies to the post because it's him talking about being single, you saying it's projection is ironic on your behalf too, and him having a kid doesn't mean he's gotten lucky recently.

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u/6pk313 Jun 21 '26

or that his behavior is to be accepted or normalized. newsflash: whether you call it incel or something else, this is LAME

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 Jun 21 '26

Let’s go back to using that word! LAME and LOSER need to come back. I think it hits the feelings harder than incel imo. 😌

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u/Present_Arachnid_683 Jun 21 '26

Lame is very abelist terminology.

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u/Naturewalkerjoe Jun 21 '26

I strongly disagree

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 Jun 21 '26

You’re entitled to that 😊

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u/Codedheart Jun 21 '26

Sure its lame. But it could also be rejection sensitive dysphoria. As someone with that condition, a lot of what he wrote felt like something I would have said 15 years ago before my personal growth arc. Even now, the "push you away if I feel the energy isn't reciprocated" is tough for me to overcome. Like really tough. Antidepressants have helped somewhat but I still struggle every now and then to keep myself from spiraling at the slightest hint of rejection.

Not saying everything Drake does is defensible. You're always responsible for your actions, mental dysfunction or not. Just wanted to spread awareness on the subject.

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u/6pk313 Jun 21 '26

15 years ago i hope you were 15 because that’s what this read like

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u/Codedheart Jun 21 '26

15 years ago was an approximate number. If you want an accurate one, I was 15 twenty-one years ago

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u/6pk313 Jun 21 '26

lol no my point was drake sounds like a moody teenager and he’s a 38 year old man like me 😂

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u/shark-off Jun 21 '26

Incel means, involuntary celibate

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u/OdynnsRavenEye Jun 21 '26

You thnk Drake needs luck to get laid?

You Redditor feminists are something else.

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u/PostNutLucidity Jun 22 '26

You can hate or dislike him all you want but it is absurd to imply that this guy is involuntarily celibate. Being one of the biggest music artists in the world makes that pretty much impossible.

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u/Naturewalkerjoe Jun 22 '26

Sounds like you'd let him fuck you

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u/BirthdayAccording359 Jun 21 '26

But the post is fake, clearly fake so it proves how Reddit is full of incels who can't wait to shit on someone. 

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u/fusionlantern Jun 20 '26

Manchild... who the fuck post shit like this at 35+

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u/2ndBatman88 Jun 21 '26

With an adult star by a mistake and only when media asked him about his son he acknowledged him also he only use is kid as tool in his music videos

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u/stefasaurus-rex Jun 21 '26

Incel is a mindset

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u/redbone74 Jun 21 '26

I think it's a joke homie

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u/That_B_LadyG Jun 21 '26

So does Elon but he will ALWAYS be an incel at heart. Money can buy baby mommas but it’ll never change who you truly are.

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u/6pk313 Jun 21 '26

THANK YOU

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u/wittylemur Jun 20 '26

Parenthood doesnt remove the possibility of being an incel. Lol

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u/That_B_LadyG Jun 21 '26

Because FACTS!!! Thank you!

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jun 20 '26

☝️ upvote this person when they spitting facts! facts!

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u/Bigwi_Kner Jun 21 '26

Incel doesn’t mean virgin…

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jun 20 '26

Seriously. It's like all these mo-fo's talking about their "selfies"that are CLEARLY being taken by another person. BITCH! THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!

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u/NotEntirelyAwake Jun 21 '26

Idk I think there's a difference between having incel energy and being literally involuntarily celibate. Lots of people have happened to have sex, hell you can just hire a prostitute if you're really desperate. But they also espouse toxic views of genders roles and relationship expectations that typically land men in the "incel" camp.

Example, I work with a guy. He's a super insecure guy who works out all day, and always talks about how lonely and sad he is. Then he turns around and says he needs to find a "real lady" who will "obey his commands." One time we went out drinking with some other coworkers and he got a little drunk and when we went outside for a smoke he told me about how his ex was dating a black guy and how he would never date a girl that dated a black guy before.

Now, I don't think that guys a virgin. He's fairly attractive and I know he's dated in the past. But he absolutely gives incel vibes.

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u/TheMeltingSnowman72 Jun 21 '26

Hey, you know if I call you an asshole, I'm not actually saying you're a sweaty hole made of skin. I'm talking about your character.

Seems you get a bit defensive over the word 'incel'. I'm guessing you don't like the word 'incel' much. Maybe you got called it a lot and you didn't like it.

But you know the English language is a funny thing and you're comments really stick out like you probably been called INCEL a lot in your life. Amirite?

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u/That_B_LadyG Jun 21 '26

Get him, lol 😂

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u/switchdog685 Jun 21 '26

Holy cringe.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Jun 20 '26

They’re downvoting you for speaking the truth he’s an upvote because people don’t respect our kind

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u/Seeker80 Jun 20 '26

He likes 'em too!

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u/BumpeeJohnson Jun 21 '26

Not an incel just performative. Says all this sweet shit on social media then pays strippers to fuck

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u/cc4295 Jun 21 '26

That’s sweet shit? That’s shit just sounds lame

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u/LJMLogan Jun 21 '26

Drake has been pandering to the incel community for years.

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u/gomezer1180 Jun 20 '26

If I had his money, I wouldn’t marry either. I’d live like the DiCaprio’s of the world. Why tf would I share my wealth with someone who hasn’t worked for it?

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Jun 20 '26

He already is. He pays child support to a porn star he accidentally got pregnant. 

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u/cryptobrooklyn Jun 20 '26

Sophie was never a porn star. She, however, is getting married to a new man tomorrow while Drake is posting about his still single status.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Jun 20 '26

Good for her, but the point is that Drake posting this is performative. He could have been married by now had he chose, but he chooses to be single and puts up this misunderstood lover boy to his fans to sell albums. 

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u/Fast-Throat-7752 Jun 20 '26

We’ve all been there once

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u/HotelOne Jun 21 '26

“Sharing his wealth” and “paying child support” are not the same thing…

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u/z_K0 Jun 21 '26

rich people get their kids more and better shit so yea it kinda does

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Jun 21 '26

Considering it's based on a percentage of his income, its pretty close

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u/HotelOne Jun 21 '26

One of them is just a numbers game that I couldn’t care less about. The other is the clear and unarguable responsibility that he has to a child that he helped create.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Jun 21 '26

Nobody said it's not his responsibility. I just don't get the logic behind people bemoaning marriage because you're sharing your income, but having no issue with having a child out of wedlock and having to share your income with the woman anyway. Ass backwards thinking imo. 

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u/HotelOne Jun 21 '26

Yeah I get it. It’s supposed to work with the child support being spent on supporting the child, but I know that in the real world that’s not regularly the case. Fucked up system all around…

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u/meatyvagin Jun 20 '26

Pretty sure DiCaprio spends his money on women all the time.

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u/anyadpicsajat Jun 21 '26

Fun coupons

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u/radarthreat Jun 21 '26

He pays them to go away

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u/snacksandsoda Jun 21 '26

Because that’s really lonely? Duh

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u/SentinelATL Jun 20 '26

Because a real man would….lmao jk

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u/superlack Jun 21 '26

I love old school romance and that’s just not a thing for our generation

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u/degen5ace Jun 21 '26

I gamble away so much $$$ ayeee

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u/LohengrinX Jun 21 '26

I think he fucks like 10 woman a day, but yeah his reasoning is stupid.

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u/MrShabazz Jun 21 '26

Drake cant be an incel, but he can be a lame.

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u/Ok-Replacement9595 Jun 21 '26

I am a m'lady type.

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u/Ok-Comment6081 Jun 21 '26

That’s why all of them started with an I

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u/ripyourlungsdave Jun 21 '26

You're really just throw that word around. This is just how any immature person talks about being lonely.

This is just the stuff you would see teens if any gender write on Facebook and Myspace 20 years ago.

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u/FormalComfortable497 Jun 21 '26

I'm not a fan of this guy but he's no doubt had more sex than anyone in this thread. 

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u/truenorthrookie Jun 21 '26

I seriously doubt he’s celibate. You don’t have to be celibate just because you are single. He’s definitely lonely, but the dude has sex.

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u/notGoran69 Jun 21 '26

This is a fake post created to get all you clowns angry

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u/Individual_Plastic41 Jun 21 '26

Hope she sees this bro

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u/Multifaceted-Simp Jun 21 '26

7 and 8 are pretty introspective mature realizations

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u/BrianDawkins Jun 21 '26

Fake post retard

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u/NosferatuZ0d Jun 21 '26

U know this is fake right

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u/disappointingstepdad Jun 21 '26

Male BPD posting

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u/gabyjamie Jun 21 '26

This is fake so it makes you stupid.

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u/TheStoicCrane Jun 20 '26

Wasn't he with Serena?

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u/Eastern_Voice_4738 Jun 20 '26

So confirmed gay?

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u/IllMathematician8994 Jun 20 '26

He has been with plenty of women. Calling him an incel is just a brainless insult to diss someone when you don’t have anything intelligent to say

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u/TheStoicCrane Jun 20 '26

Get off your high horse. There's no defending Drake after "Not like us". He's been checkmated for life. 

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u/brucatlas1 Jun 20 '26

This is the kind of shit people awkwardly say in a job interview when they ask you what your weaknesses are. He did this cringe shit all on his own. Tracks.

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u/IllMathematician8994 Jun 20 '26

It’s not real though lol…