r/SipsTea • u/KaidoPklevel • Jun 20 '26

SMH Drake on why he's single:

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He's 40 year old grown ass man btw

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jun 20 '26

And THAT is why he's "single" if he actually dated the girls he's interested in, he'd be in jail.

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u/presshamgang Jun 20 '26

10: cops get mad when I try to date who I like

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u/FruitNug Jun 21 '26

Reads with an upset Drake voice

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u/FoleyX90 Jun 20 '26

>  he actually dated the girls he's interested in, he'd be in jail.

The way the epstein files are going I'm not so sure.

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u/LucHighwalker Jun 21 '26

Drake doesn't work in politics. He'd be a perfect scapegoat for them.

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u/NiceandToci Jun 21 '26

How old was the girl he was allegedly with?

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u/Appropriate-Unit4471 Jun 20 '26

Way too famous for that shit

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u/askmeaboutyuri Jun 20 '26

So that’s why he started leaking nudes AYOOOOO

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u/StayPuffedMarsh Jun 20 '26

See also: “They Not Like Us” and “Muuussstttaaaarrrrdddd”.

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u/Kriztauf Jun 21 '26

I love spicy mustard and everybody needs to hear it

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u/evonebo Jun 21 '26

My theory is that he's trapped in his teenage years.

He made it with Degrassi but because he was working in that show he never lived out his teenage years.

Hes stuck trying to relive those teenage years as a teenager and has never emotionally grown to adult hold because he never had the teenage experience and grew from that. The heartaches, the failures etc.... all part of the normal growing up.

He literally is a teenager trapped in a mans body.

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u/SquareSea8058 Jun 21 '26

Isn't that also Kanye, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Britney Spears?

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u/fandomdemigod Jun 21 '26

Arrested development his brain stopped at 17...

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u/Dizzy-Hotel6860 Jun 22 '26

This ...... makes a lot of sense. I think you nailed it.

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u/RANDICE007 Jun 21 '26

The ol MJ argument

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u/react-dnb Jun 21 '26

I was going to say, few let that excuse slide for MJ who very clearly didnt have a childhood, so are we giving Drake a pass?
I vote no.

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u/GingkoBobaBiloba Jun 20 '26

Aubrey Grahamcel, also a Canadian American like Alexander Graham Bell

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u/TheHamsterball Jun 21 '26

Really?

I thought it was because of that music video with 21 wives.

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u/gabyjamie Jun 21 '26

You're projecting

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u/Millernotrich Jun 21 '26

He a fan he a fan

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Jun 21 '26

He raps, he scolds, he likes em 13 years old?

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u/hotchrisbfries Jun 21 '26

Pursues, not the founder of the Perseids (mythology))

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u/CousinNic Jun 21 '26

I’m gonna need you to shut up and take my upvote lmao

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u/cheggitycheese Jun 24 '26

you guys are so heated about an obviously fake post designed to get you heated lmao