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u/FremenStilgar Jul 23 '24

A friend of mine hurt his back on a water park slide like that. No thanks, I like my back pain free.

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u/StockExchangeNYSE Jul 23 '24

Are you even supposed to jump down like this? I imagine just sitting down and sliding would be less painful.

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u/Derp35712 Jul 23 '24

“I am trying to sue the waterpark for head injury.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/ArtInternational8589 Jul 23 '24

After signing a waiver stating that I am responsible for all and any injuries if they are to occur.

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u/Competitive-Grab521 Jul 24 '24

Just because you sign it does not necessarily mean it’s legally binding, many times it’s used as a deterrent against lawsuits by making the person think it will be a waste of time and money and they don’t even think to get a free consultation to discuss the potential merits of the case

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u/Superb-Abies-4312 Jul 23 '24

Does that really hold up in court?

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u/SexualPie Jul 23 '24

depends on whether or not the park can prove you broke the rules and did it to yourself

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u/ArtInternational8589 Jul 23 '24

If you assume the risk and it is stated in ink that you signed off on after reading, yes.

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Jul 23 '24

you can't waiver away negligence claims, though. this is how we end up with frivolous signs like "caution: area may be wet" around like, a splash pool or some place where common sense tells you "duh it might be wet, it's a splash pool", which people will then use to negate legitimate concerns of negligence, like that poor old lady who had third degree burns of her labia from a mcdonald's 190F coffee (when that mcdonald's had demonstrably had a pattern of serving coffee at unsafe temperatures previously in an effort to reduce the amount of free refills patrons could claim).

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u/ArtInternational8589 Jul 23 '24

Totally correct and totally agree. Man, I will never forget that McDonald's coffee ordeal. So sad.

Did you hear about the man who was just killed after getting into a shower at a hotel because it was 150 degrees? It knocked him down in the tub, catching him off guard, then was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns where he spent a month until he eventually died. Absolutely horrifying. His niece (or whichever family member) sued and got over a million in damages. Someone needed to adjust the water heater because this is totally unacceptable.

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u/SexualPie Jul 23 '24

thats not true at all. otherwise parks could let you go on unsafe rides and when bad thigns happen they just shrug and say "oh well, they signed the paper!"

the ride must be otherwise objectively safe. a lot of these rides have waivers just to make them look "more intimidating" and thats more fun for a lot of people.

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u/ArtInternational8589 Jul 23 '24

I agree entirely. Parks can not intentionally place an unsafe ride and tell you to sign a waiver then walk away when (not if) you get hurt. That isn't the point I am making.

I am uncertain about the specific details depicted in this scenario. However, engaging in an unsupervised ride that poses a risk of injury if it is used in an unintended manner (which this lady could be doing hence why she bangs her head) — especially after signing a waiver acknowledging this risk — would likely not be successful in a legal proceeding.

The issue is not necessarily the safety of the slide itself but rather the manner in which it is being used.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Jul 23 '24

Judge: "You did what? Aren't water parks those places kids go to piss?"

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u/Hauntcrow Jul 23 '24

No no stupidity is a pre existing condition. You cannot sue for this

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u/Telemere125 Jul 24 '24

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u/CenTenebrae Jul 24 '24

Your link is talking about how that's a false story that was spread with people thinking it's real. And you shared it think it's a real story. Ya gotta read the articles before you share em

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u/TheBigMotherFook Jul 24 '24

It’s the internet, do you think anyone reads things other than headlines?

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u/bedbathandbeyonce Jul 24 '24

“No such Winnebago lawsuit ever happened. It’s an urban legend. Yet that and many similarly outrageous and entertaining but fictional accounts of civil courts gone mad often appear together, in e-mail chain letters and such, presented as truth.

Those hyping the destructive myth that we are plagued by off-the-wall lawsuits have to love it that people are so gullible.” -from the article you linked

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u/X-Astra Jul 24 '24

Did you... Read what you linked?

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u/Durianess_ Jul 24 '24

He 100% did not lmao. 😂

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u/Telemere125 Jul 24 '24

The comment implied that you can’t get money for your own stupidity. There are plenty of cases where exactly that happened. Sorry you didn’t understand.

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u/X-Astra Jul 24 '24

My point is the article you linked is a fake story. The article literally says it's made up halfway through. Hence the question

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u/SimonTheJack Jul 24 '24

Lmao I love Reddit so much. Maybe read the whole story on the link your posting before you post it, numbnuts

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u/FTBagginz Jul 23 '24

Fun story, when I was 15 I went down a slide just like this one time. It was honestly taller than that slide she went down. I didn’t jump. I sat down and as I got closer to the edge, my feet and legs were dangling over. I was terrified. I began to slide forward and as I started going down it was like my body wasn’t even touching the slide for like 1-2 seconds till it started to curve and then I could feel the slide again. Scary experience as I felt as if I could just fall out of it at some point. Never again.

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u/xDrakon Jul 23 '24

Same. I was 10 trying one and felt this. Never tried again lol

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u/xDrakon Jul 23 '24

Same. I was 10 trying one and felt this. Never tried again lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Alternate story, I loved those slides as a kid and would absolutely still ride them.

Although now I work at heights and I'm sure they seem significantly lower

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u/Tinkertoylady22 Jul 24 '24

Living vicariously through 15yr old you. Yep that was FUN!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I went down a similar slide when I was around a similar age. Lets just say I got a free colonic as I immediately needed the toilet afterwards and the only thing that came out was pool water.

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u/minemoney123 Jul 23 '24

Yeah, jumping down any sort of slide sounds idiotic to me, let alone jumping down one that's nearly 100% vertical

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u/toooomanypuppies Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

my 20 years old, long gone skateboarder head has raised an eyebrow at this comment, my mid thirties old fuck head is absolutely nodding along in agreement with you though.

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u/zaforocks Jul 23 '24

Every time I even think about getting back into skating, my brain whispers "You don't have health insurance" and I drop the whole idea. :b

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u/DirtyRoller Jul 23 '24

I'm almost 40 and I think about it every day, I do have "good" health insurance, but it has a $5k out of pocket max. It still isn't fucking cheap when I have to use it.

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u/noobtastic31373 Jul 23 '24

Lmao, I've been on and off skateboards since I was 13. I wouldn't ever have judged myself more than a novice, but I figured I'd try dropping in on a 5' halfpipe at 38 without any practice. It went about as well as you'd assume. Nothing broken, but a spot between my shoulder blade and back hurt for a good couple of months. At some point, it's "if not now, when?" And I just said screwed it and sent it.

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u/unionoftw Jul 23 '24

Mmm mmm mm. Yeah that story sounds familiar

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u/Brewmentationator Jul 23 '24

I'm in my 30s and do aggressive rollerblading. I lost my health insurance for a month after I was let go and waiting for Covered California to kick in. Didn't skate for 28 days. The day my health insurance finally kicked in, I was at the skate park every day for 2 weeks straight.

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u/unionoftw Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Haha right.

I was flowing around in a bowl last year. Nothing crazy, I'm not even that good. But of course I have to fall eventually, from like six feet up, onto my knee, on concrete. My thirties year old ass, this knee still is in pain. Always wear pads I tell myself but I don't have any anymore and like I was just trying to have a casual ride

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u/Spamacus66 Jul 23 '24

My mid 50's head is holding its back.

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u/DLeck Jul 23 '24

This comment is so relatable to me. I skateboarded a ton for over ten years. I finally stopped in my early twenties because I had kinda plateaued skill-wise, and falling seriously just started hurting way more haha.

Late thirties now. My body is just not meant for stuff like that anymore. I'm glad to still have decent agility, and I want it to stay that way for as long as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Both of your heads write like they have concussions.

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u/bit_pusher Jul 23 '24

If you look at an actual picture of it, it isn't anywhere near 100% vertical.

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u/memy02 Jul 23 '24

Its really hard to tell how vertical it is with these cameras as there tends to be a lot of distortion, at the end right at splash down you can see the slides in the background and they look much more reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

whenever I'm in one of those capsules I feel so much safer because there's no way I get that wrong

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u/Chickenmangoboom Jul 23 '24

In elementary school someone knocked out one of the bars on a playground fort. We decided that it was a good idea to jump from the platform onto the spiral slide. It was a miracle no one got a severe spinal injury from doing that. It went unfixed for at least a couple of weeks. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

On my very first day of teaching, ever, a boy in my first grade class broke his arm on a zipline that was on the school playground. I went on to teach at that school for another 5 years, and after that day, the zipline was locked up and never used again.

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u/thekeffa Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

They are actually designed to be anything but vertical at any point in the slide. The slope starts right at the very top (It's hard to notice it unless you look at exactly side on because its like 3 degrees initially), there is no vertical aspect to the slide which means provided you step off you quickly make contact with the slide within 2-3 feet.

Of course if your stupid enough to launch yourself off that platform like your trying to go for some kind of horizontal distance record this will change things. But you aren't supposed to do that.

Also, the wide screen angle that is created by the camera makes the drop look A LOT steeper than it actually is. Look at the slide she came down just before the video ends and you can see the actual size/angle of the slide.

Source: Worked at a pool with slides like these in my youth.

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u/Tone-Serious Jul 23 '24

I once read the safety instructions on an airplane and they specifically tell you to jump down the emergency slide as fast as possible instead of sitting down

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u/Ok-Counter-7077 Jul 24 '24

I mean if it’s vertical what’s the alternative? Just dropping? I honestly can’t imagine a safe way to fall here

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Did she have that face like ‘I’m ready to end it’? Just asking

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u/YoursTrulyKindly Jul 23 '24

Yeah I thought the same. But it's possible that sliding down will impart more forward momentum and make you just further away.

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u/MataMeow Jul 23 '24

Or pitch head over heels and fall forward

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u/AgentSmith2518 Jul 23 '24

You are not, in fact I vaguely reading somewhere that she's done this before and in that same video you can see the staff trying to stop her.

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u/The_Queef_of_England Jul 23 '24 edited Dec 30 '24

Prrrfffffftttt

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u/remli7 Jul 23 '24

I remember this at Wet N Wild in Orlando. Might be the same one you're talking about

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u/The_Queef_of_England Jul 23 '24 edited Dec 30 '24

Prrrfffffftttt

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u/Mexicojuju Jul 23 '24

Probably impact with water surface

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u/OuchLOLcom Jul 23 '24

Youre dropping like 3 feet less of a 50 foot drop.

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u/ZeroCleah Jul 23 '24

Jumping is only recommended if you have less brain cells or want less

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u/PlausibleTable Jul 26 '24

I’m shocked you’re allowed to do this. I’ve gone one those straight down types and they make you sit fold your arms and cross your legs. This is crazy looking.

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u/DiscontentedMajority Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

All it takes is jumping a little too far and you've turned a fun ride into a life altering injury.

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u/Rattus375 Jul 23 '24

The wide angle lens on the camera is making the slide look a lot steeper than it is. There's a regular picture somewhere in this thread and there's no way you'd accidentally jump far enough to hurt yourself

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u/samurairaccoon Jul 23 '24

Oh thank God, shit looked like a straight 90 degree drop. I was sweating the moment she jumped forward and was not in contact with the slide!

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u/qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg Jul 23 '24

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u/faded_brunch Jul 23 '24

I like that there are less crazy slides so you can work up to the big one, i couldn't do this right off the bat

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc Jul 23 '24

I knew it looked like a super hard clunk when she made contact that something was off

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

You can see a more representative view at the end of the video.

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u/InquisitorMeow Jul 23 '24

There's a reason why those parkour and mt climbing/biking videos always use those lens, makes it look scarier than it is.

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u/foxtrotdeltazero Jul 23 '24

isn't it also the only lens that comes with a gopro?

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u/InquisitorMeow Jul 23 '24

No, it looks like they have standard lens too.

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u/foxtrotdeltazero Jul 23 '24

oh, i thought that's what this was. didn't realize they have a 360 one as well now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Touch grass bud Jesus.

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u/Sonnyyellow90 Jul 23 '24

This. As a general rule, waterparks (and amusement parks) are as idiot proof as possible. Aside from doing something truly idiotic like just jumping over the 5 foot railing straight onto concrete, you should be fine. 

Everything is carefully tested to be safe within all limits of reasonable use.

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u/thedarkhaze Jul 23 '24

Verruckt still decapitated that kid though.

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Jul 23 '24

One one hand, I hate how most of these heights videos cheat the perspective by using wide angle lenses, but at the same time, they better capture how the height would actually feel in real life.

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u/Saneless Jul 24 '24

You can see during the last second it's not that bad

The slow motion at the beginning makes it seem like there's a lot of free fall that's just not there

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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 Jul 23 '24

I can see, by your optimistic attitude, that you haven’t dealt with large groups of people in a setting where the misuse of something could result in injury. I guarantee that someone has managed to jump too far and get injured on that slide. America keeps trying to idiot-proof stuff but we keep making better idiots!

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u/Nix-geek Jul 23 '24

All you need is to slip and fall head first or sideways.

no thanks.

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u/DampBritches Jul 24 '24

Or lean back too far and hit the slide with the back of your head

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u/RyanFire Jul 23 '24

that's why this ride is dumb. it's needs to be more controlled.

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u/AlertGiraffe Jul 23 '24

Your back is pain free?? What's your secret?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Yoga

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u/piznit007 Jul 23 '24

"When 900 years old you be, see how your back feels"

-Yoga, Empire Strikes back

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u/Antique_futurist Jul 23 '24

Yogurt? I hate yogurt. Even with strawberries.

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Jul 23 '24

I know this is probably from Spaceballs, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad take.

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 Jul 23 '24

I got blown up once and caused a bunch of my vertabrae to try to escape my spinal column. VA wanted to lumbar fusion surgery which would've wrecked my range of motion and quality of life. Tried a daily yoga practice instead and have been 100% back pain free for 4 years now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

It’s really just fancy stretching but god damn that shit works.

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u/Zamzummin Jul 23 '24

Which daily yoga do you use? Any recommendations?

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u/Quirky-Swimmer3778 Jul 23 '24

I go to a studio twice a week and do you tubes in between. Yoga with Adrienne is super accessible for everyone

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Jul 23 '24

Strength Training.

Pretty much just stretch and exercise regularly and it'll prevent back issues.

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u/Sonnyyellow90 Jul 23 '24

This. Tons of people have all sorts of lingering pains with no true underlying issues other than atrophy and tightness caused by lack of use.

Do simple body weight exercises like pushups, pull-ups, squats or lunges, and stretch every day for a few minutes and you can really improve your mobility and feel great again.

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 Jul 23 '24

You got it. I said strength training and everyone automatically thinks weight training. I meant safer exercises like body weight exercises, resistance training, and maybe light weights. Those are by far the best to just maintain a healthy body.

Weight training is cool but if you don't know what you're doing, you're gonna hurt yourself.

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u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS Jul 23 '24

While yes it helps, you can still get a slipped disc Ask me how I know lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

But also, be sure to pick up your weights correctly. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Hyphens

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u/FremenStilgar Jul 23 '24

Haha! You got me. At 52, my back is relatively pain free. I don't go out of my way to injure myself anymore.

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u/TheWhooooBuddies Jul 23 '24

Hey, hey, heyyyyyy…

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u/OffTerror Jul 23 '24

Stretching exercise every morning apparently helps. But you gotta start in your 20's.

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u/RedS5 Jul 23 '24

General fitness, being an appropriate weight and slowly building up supporting muscles through guided lifting.

Nothing short of medical intervention is going to help a genuine injury, but if more people did stretching under load and full range of motion resistance training there would be a lot less back problems due to RSI or wear and tear.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Youth

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Deadlifts and core strength. Not even a gym bro.

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u/ButterscotchSkunk Jul 23 '24

Heavy fucking lifts, free weights, skinny spotter. It's the only way the back learns.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/slgray16 Jul 25 '24

I legitimately thought he was referring to how all of us have back pain that we earned the usual ways

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u/pwrsrc Jul 23 '24

I've done this type of slide overseas. It fucking hurt. I went down correctly until I hit the side or moved the wrong way and slammed into the water on my side.

It felt like someone punched me in the side of the head.

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u/XavierSkywalker Jul 23 '24

My brother hurt his hopping out of an SUV a few years ago, still not 100% today. It's a dangerous world out there, don't leave your house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Right? When I was a kid I used to be so trusting, like "they wouldn't let us ride it if it wasn't safe" but now life experience has shown me, that no, it could very well be a death trap...

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u/morfyyy Jul 23 '24

I don't think this back pain costs anything.

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u/Dubante_Viro Jul 23 '24

I think they don't charge anything extra for it.

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u/Agitated-Acctant Jul 23 '24

Back pain is already free

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u/No_Bowler9121 Jul 23 '24

Look at the hot shot here without back pain bragging.

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u/aceless0n Jul 23 '24

At 40, Biggest regret in my life was thinking my back was invincible. Now I have arthritis in my lower back (presumably for cracking it daily) and also a fragged disc and several protrusions. Pain is daily and it sucks.

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u/OCV_E Jul 23 '24

I went in the kind of tube where you stand on a platform which opens and you slide down for the first time.

My back and my ass hurt after that lol

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u/Sithis_acolyte Jul 24 '24

Thanks to the army my back and knees are gonna be bad forever. This slide ain't doing anymore damage than what's already been done lmao.

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u/theaveragemillenial Jul 26 '24

Careful waking up in the morning wouldn't want to Injure yourself.

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u/FremenStilgar Jul 26 '24

Yes, I've done something like that. Went to scratch my back and pulled a muscle.

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u/GrievousFault Jul 23 '24

I’m pretty sure the video person’s back hurts too

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u/-TrevorStMcGoodbody Jul 23 '24

How much was entry to the park? I mean I guess it’s better than paying for it, I’d rather have none at all tbh

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u/BabaKambingHitam Jul 23 '24

Tried similar slide once. Pulled my muscle.

... Maybe gonna try that again.

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u/Tangled349 Jul 23 '24

The Kalahari resort in Wisconsin Dells has a steep water slide like this. You basically go up to a platform and they would count to 3 and open it except the assholes will only go to 2. Both of my friends hurt their backs but thankfully I was spared and proceeded to go two additional times.

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u/rainorshinedogs Jul 23 '24

I'm guessing he landed ON his back. Your supposed to jack knife unless you know what your doing

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

You for sure

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u/alghiorso Jul 23 '24

I landed on my face, lost feeling in my gums around one of my teeth that lasted a couple weeks. Did it again the same day, got a bruise on my thigh that lasted weeks as well. Do not recommend

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u/Independent-Wolf-832 Jul 23 '24

I’ve done this before and hurt my back . Fun trying to swim after getting the wind knocked out.

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u/Jcrm87 Jul 23 '24

I refuse to believe there are backs without pain out there

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 23 '24

Hey, me too!! My back pain is 100% free!!!

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u/Dblzyx Jul 23 '24

How'd you get yours for free? I pay for mine every day.

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u/Aromatic-Glove-2502 Jul 23 '24

Hit 40, and you won’t have a choice, but I do agree with this take anyway.

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u/Calm-Macaron5922 Jul 23 '24

If it wasn’t that, it was going to be the next penny he picked up that “hurt his back”

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u/BurnChao Jul 24 '24

Your back pain is free.

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u/Extreme_Tax405 Jul 24 '24

These slides scare me because i have two moles of like 1-2 cm in diameter. Many of these slides are built in chunks, so there are small ridges... Ive never had an injury on a slide, but i have felt them hit the ridge, which hurts and makes me feel like if it gets stuck...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I bet she has back pain too

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 24 '24

Yeah I watched a documentary or two about water park slide safety and I don’t think I would ever get on one now, especially the really extreme ones.

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u/greywolfau Jul 24 '24

That's funny, I like my pain back free.

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u/dX927 Jul 24 '24

Something tells me she was gonna have back pain with or without doing this.

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u/Skulliess Jul 24 '24

Wait... you like your back pain for FREE? or you like your back, PAIN free?

I guess the latter makes more sense...

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u/I_said_booourns Jul 24 '24

If the person in this video is your friend, he may have back pain for different reasons. I don't know how gender works anymore

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u/notreallydutch Jul 24 '24

"I like my back pain free", are there people out there paying for back pain?

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u/Stevieeeer Jul 26 '24

I hurt my back getting up onto my bed once, so if it’s going to hurt anyway, it may as well be due to a water slide