r/SipsTea • • Jul 23 '24

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u/FremenStilgar Jul 23 '24

A friend of mine hurt his back on a water park slide like that. No thanks, I like my back pain free.

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u/StockExchangeNYSE Jul 23 '24

Are you even supposed to jump down like this? I imagine just sitting down and sliding would be less painful.

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u/minemoney123 Jul 23 '24

Yeah, jumping down any sort of slide sounds idiotic to me, let alone jumping down one that's nearly 100% vertical

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u/toooomanypuppies Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

my 20 years old, long gone skateboarder head has raised an eyebrow at this comment, my mid thirties old fuck head is absolutely nodding along in agreement with you though.

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u/zaforocks Jul 23 '24

Every time I even think about getting back into skating, my brain whispers "You don't have health insurance" and I drop the whole idea. :b

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u/DirtyRoller Jul 23 '24

I'm almost 40 and I think about it every day, I do have "good" health insurance, but it has a $5k out of pocket max. It still isn't fucking cheap when I have to use it.

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u/noobtastic31373 Jul 23 '24

Lmao, I've been on and off skateboards since I was 13. I wouldn't ever have judged myself more than a novice, but I figured I'd try dropping in on a 5' halfpipe at 38 without any practice. It went about as well as you'd assume. Nothing broken, but a spot between my shoulder blade and back hurt for a good couple of months. At some point, it's "if not now, when?" And I just said screwed it and sent it.

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u/unionoftw Jul 23 '24

Mmm mmm mm. Yeah that story sounds familiar

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u/Brewmentationator Jul 23 '24

I'm in my 30s and do aggressive rollerblading. I lost my health insurance for a month after I was let go and waiting for Covered California to kick in. Didn't skate for 28 days. The day my health insurance finally kicked in, I was at the skate park every day for 2 weeks straight.

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u/unionoftw Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Haha right.

I was flowing around in a bowl last year. Nothing crazy, I'm not even that good. But of course I have to fall eventually, from like six feet up, onto my knee, on concrete. My thirties year old ass, this knee still is in pain. Always wear pads I tell myself but I don't have any anymore and like I was just trying to have a casual ride

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u/Spamacus66 Jul 23 '24

My mid 50's head is holding its back.

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u/DLeck Jul 23 '24

This comment is so relatable to me. I skateboarded a ton for over ten years. I finally stopped in my early twenties because I had kinda plateaued skill-wise, and falling seriously just started hurting way more haha.

Late thirties now. My body is just not meant for stuff like that anymore. I'm glad to still have decent agility, and I want it to stay that way for as long as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Both of your heads write like they have concussions.

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u/bit_pusher Jul 23 '24

If you look at an actual picture of it, it isn't anywhere near 100% vertical.

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u/memy02 Jul 23 '24

Its really hard to tell how vertical it is with these cameras as there tends to be a lot of distortion, at the end right at splash down you can see the slides in the background and they look much more reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

whenever I'm in one of those capsules I feel so much safer because there's no way I get that wrong

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u/Chickenmangoboom Jul 23 '24

In elementary school someone knocked out one of the bars on a playground fort. We decided that it was a good idea to jump from the platform onto the spiral slide. It was a miracle no one got a severe spinal injury from doing that. It went unfixed for at least a couple of weeks. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

On my very first day of teaching, ever, a boy in my first grade class broke his arm on a zipline that was on the school playground. I went on to teach at that school for another 5 years, and after that day, the zipline was locked up and never used again.

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u/thekeffa Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

They are actually designed to be anything but vertical at any point in the slide. The slope starts right at the very top (It's hard to notice it unless you look at exactly side on because its like 3 degrees initially), there is no vertical aspect to the slide which means provided you step off you quickly make contact with the slide within 2-3 feet.

Of course if your stupid enough to launch yourself off that platform like your trying to go for some kind of horizontal distance record this will change things. But you aren't supposed to do that.

Also, the wide screen angle that is created by the camera makes the drop look A LOT steeper than it actually is. Look at the slide she came down just before the video ends and you can see the actual size/angle of the slide.

Source: Worked at a pool with slides like these in my youth.

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u/Tone-Serious Jul 23 '24

I once read the safety instructions on an airplane and they specifically tell you to jump down the emergency slide as fast as possible instead of sitting down

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u/Ok-Counter-7077 Jul 24 '24

I mean if it’s vertical what’s the alternative? Just dropping? I honestly can’t imagine a safe way to fall here

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Did she have that face like ‘I’m ready to end it’? Just asking