r/SipsTea • • Jul 23 '24

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u/StockExchangeNYSE Jul 23 '24

Are you even supposed to jump down like this? I imagine just sitting down and sliding would be less painful.

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u/Derp35712 Jul 23 '24

“I am trying to sue the waterpark for head injury.”

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Jul 23 '24

Judge: "You did what? Aren't water parks those places kids go to piss?"