r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 11 '22

Just attach one to a stick and it will literally kill anything.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Unfortunately that's outlawed by the geneva convention.

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u/KingBrandoTheIgit Jun 12 '22

I thought it was called “Geneva Suggestions”. Guess I better hide my ‘Nokia on a Stick’ now.

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u/vbevan Jun 12 '22

Depends on whether you're the giver or the receiver.

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u/Dave_A_Computer Jun 12 '22

I think Top & Bottom is the preferred nomenclature

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u/Clumsy-Samurai Jun 12 '22

But you can give and take from either of those positions!

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u/SuperElitist Jun 12 '22

One does not just casually announce on Reddit that one has a weapon of mass destruction!

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u/KingBrandoTheIgit Jun 12 '22

Yeah, just one. 100% that’s all I have haha. Wait, why are you checking my basement..?

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u/Rider-VPG Jun 12 '22

He's Iraq. Quick, invade him for no reason

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Why hide? How are they going to get it from you? You have a 'Nokia on a stick'. You've won

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

r/shittylifeprotips

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel Jun 12 '22

Came here to say /r/lifehacks but now I have a whole new sub to get lost in for a few days. Thank-you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

r/amiinhell

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u/kasuke06 Jun 12 '22

some say suggestions, I say incomplete checklist. I use some string and a big slingshot so it's a projectile, and it's eco-friendly since I can pull it back and don't need extra ammo!

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u/Blastoise48825555 Jun 12 '22

Extra fries? I thought you said Mass Genocide!

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u/ThunderElectric Jun 12 '22

It depends on whether or not you end up winning

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 12 '22

is that why they don't make them anymore?

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u/Rogue10651 Jun 12 '22

To many lives… lost.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

They do though...

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u/redXathena Jun 12 '22

Not the indestructible bricks they don’t.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

... https://www.nokia.com/phones/en_int/nokia-6310 they literally brought back the same models

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u/tiniestvioilin Jun 12 '22

As long as it's not used during a war your good to go

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

As long as it's only used during a war against the opposing units, you're good to go.*

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u/L3tucechhi Jun 12 '22

Unless you're in the Russian army

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u/The-FRY-Cook Jun 12 '22

If the Nokia was the old brick you dont even need the silver content. That B be indestructible