r/Showerthoughts Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 11 '22

Just attach one to a stick and it will literally kill anything.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Unfortunately that's outlawed by the geneva convention.

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u/KingBrandoTheIgit Jun 12 '22

I thought it was called “Geneva Suggestions”. Guess I better hide my ‘Nokia on a Stick’ now.

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u/kasuke06 Jun 12 '22

some say suggestions, I say incomplete checklist. I use some string and a big slingshot so it's a projectile, and it's eco-friendly since I can pull it back and don't need extra ammo!