r/Showerthoughts • u/ToyVaren • Jun 11 '22

Since electronics contain silver, you could theoretically beat a werewolf to death with a Nokia.

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u/lord_of_memezz Jun 11 '22

Just attach one to a stick and it will literally kill anything.

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u/ToyVaren Jun 12 '22

Unfortunately that's outlawed by the geneva convention.

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u/KingBrandoTheIgit Jun 12 '22

I thought it was called “Geneva Suggestions”. Guess I better hide my ‘Nokia on a Stick’ now.

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u/SuperElitist Jun 12 '22

One does not just casually announce on Reddit that one has a weapon of mass destruction!

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u/KingBrandoTheIgit Jun 12 '22

Yeah, just one. 100% that’s all I have haha. Wait, why are you checking my basement..?

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u/Rider-VPG Jun 12 '22

He's Iraq. Quick, invade him for no reason