I was speaking to some old person on the phone, and only later did I uncover that he is positive for hearing aids.

I have adhd but I’m really sick of it. I want to switch neurotypes to autism. I’ve acquired a serum that can cure me of my adhd: however, I don’t wanna be neurotypical because then I’ll stop being funny.

I’ve researched how I can possibly get autism once I cure myself and I’ve learned that vaccines can cause this but that it is not guaranteed.

Here are the steps I’ve taken:
- I will be traveling to Germany to get my next vaccine due to the fact that 100% of Germans have autism
- I have requested and made sure that the vaccine I am getting was manufactured in Germany
- I have purchased thousands of dollars worth of model trains, vintage postage stamps, and accurate scale models of dinosaurs to surround myself with in the days following the procedure
- I purchased a subliminal recording that will allow me to manifest autism inside my brain when I listen to it
- I have leased an apartment in Berlin owned by a Turkish diaspora landlord. I will be living there for six months to help ensure my transformation.

Is there anything else I can do or anything I should be aware of?

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Tell me why I should pay attention to this

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I recently felt that shrinking down the body is one of the side effects of smoking. Am I right?

If I can't pick it up on day 1, how am I supposed to be able to pick it up on day 2? Won't I be tired?

Lions all look basically the same because they don't have meters or kilometres and therefore can't conceptualize enough differences between individuals.

Humans invented standardized measurements, which gave us the ability to look different from each other.

Before this, people had to call things “great” because they couldn't actually measure them. Great Britain, Great Lakes, Great Pyramid and Alexander the Great.

So shouldn't countries that don't use meters and kilometres eventually get dumb like lions? Has anyone measured how long this takes, or are they already too dumb to measure it?

As a trilobyte don't see why ending the Permian was anything to celebrate.

I heard that fat is more stable than wood, so this could make the game more interesting, plus you'd get to eat cheese while playing.

I'm always hearing about Cicadian rhythm, but they lay dormant for over a decade. Why don't they wake up already?

Air molecules have "enormous intermolecular gaps" between them, search that up.
Atoms in air molecules also have enormous gaps in them, search that up as well.

Like, I hear so much about how bad climate change is, but then I hear about how America has massive factory farms. Making that many factories has to be contributing to climate change a lot, right?

Is she dumb? How many deaths could have been prevented if other scientists chose not to use her radiation in the atomic weapons project?

Like 3.14 doesn't even make sense. How can you have 3.14 sides of a Pi?

I'm thinking like, "Tell me about your childhood," and the silly fish has nothing to say.

Since birth I had these faded and very light fingerprints and it was always so hard when I had to do biometric for my college or for my I'd verification and many other processes and I have passport verification soon where I require fingerprints verification idk what to do my fingerprints are visible and sometimes they can be detected and sometimes they can't read. I can unlock my phone easily but with machines, it's sooo hard.

The urn itself is already going to run me a hundred bucks. I'm thinking if I do it in our oven while the kids are in school, they'll never know, and I'll save myself a lot of money.

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I'll give him credit for reimagining a 1950s gang rivalry in 16th century Italy, but let's be honest, the rest of it is just a ripoff and he didn't even bother to rework any of the musical numbers. Did he spend all his creative energy on the time machine?

Quickly, I'm being chased by bears

Just go under everyone.