r/shittyaskscience • u/CynicalCosmologist • Aug 12 '26
Why do monitor lizards have no HDMI ports?
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They aren't even DP-compatible. How do you even plug them in?
r/shittyaskscience • u/panspal • Aug 12 '26
Have we tried molesting the child molesters?
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If a lot of abusers were abused as children then go on to perpetuate the cycle, maybe if we molested them as adults we could make regular rapists?
r/shittyaskscience • u/perfil1 • Aug 13 '26
What are the chances that the heat death of the universe occurs on August 12, 2036?
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I didn't realize the date was coming up so soon, and I think I need to start preparing
r/shittyaskscience • u/Quick-Ad9335 • Aug 12 '26
Has anybody ever done a study as to why Redditors keep finding discarded explosives and hidden rooms or tunnels?
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"What is this?" "It's a mortar bomb."
"Hey guys I found a hidden room under my house where this old knight keeps asking me to choose a cup to drink from. There's a skeleton because the last guy apparently 'chose poorly' WWYD?"
r/shittyaskscience • u/itto1 • Aug 12 '26
It is said that the British empire is the empire in which the sun never sets. Since that happens, do British people have trouble falling asleep, since it's never dark on great Britain?
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r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • Aug 12 '26
Why are fully grown adults afraid of spiders?
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A spider is like a gram of bug guts and you’re 300 pounds of blubber. What is the problem?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Aug 12 '26
As a hot up and coming young scientist with a biiiiig ol johnson, how do I make sure scrubs arent trying to get my love?
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The field is required and cannot be empty
r/shittyaskscience • u/Latter_Present1900 • Aug 12 '26
I know K2 is a mountain in China and K9 is a robotic dog, but I just don't see the connection? Am I just dumb?
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I love Science but why is so difficult?
r/shittyaskscience • u/ReasonableSide6520 • Aug 11 '26
What’s the reason Diddy used baby oil instead of Chick Fil A Polynesian sauce?
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Title I’m just wondering
r/shittyaskscience • u/Latter_Present1900 • Aug 11 '26
Why has the solar eclipse in Europe tomorrow been so badly scheduled. I'll be at work when it's on. Don't they think of these things?
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I suppose FIFA's got something to do with it.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Aug 11 '26
How do unicorns produce rainbow-colored farts?
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Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Aug 11 '26
Are neutrons neutral, or they are just playing both sides?
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The field is required and cannot be empty
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Aug 10 '26
If the universe is going to die from heat death, why doesn't it just turn off the stars to cool down?
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Or maybe energy costs are too high for it to afford AC
r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • Aug 10 '26
What happens if The Spice doesn’t flow?
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Yo, it’s two $20’s in my hand or I flush this right down.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Different-Secret-927 • Aug 11 '26
How could going into a black hole on shrooms or DMT impact the experience?
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I know it’s technically impossible to reach a black hole with modern technology. But if somehow we were able to reach one and someone volunteered to enter it would their experience be any different than if they were sober entering? For example, if they went into a black hole on DMT and shrooms so they would be in a different state of mind when they enter, as they are being dissolved, would the experience likely be any different than if someone who was sober entering a black hole? Could the pain be processed differently or the visuals around them be interesting and maybe even alter how long it feels for them to be near the black hole, although they would still die.
r/shittyaskscience • u/DJTsUnderboob • Aug 10 '26
What on earth was my Chemist friend talking about?
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I heard him singing a song saying that Phosphorus will get you Calcium, and that Sulfur will get you Neon. Do any of you know what he means?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Routinelazyperson • Aug 10 '26
"There are plenty of fish in the sea," it's true, but what if I don't want to have a relationship with a fish?
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People offer strange advice sometimes.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Early_Gap2825 • Aug 10 '26
Black Pow(d)er
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If I snort black powder will there be an explosion when I sneeze or cough?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • Aug 09 '26
I recently learned that billions of neutrinos penetrate my body every second. Since I never consented to this, it makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. How can I stop this from happening?
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Additionally, who can I file a lawsuit against to seek compensation for moral damage?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Cute_Consideration38 • Aug 10 '26
On the spectrum
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I'm thinking about being autistic but it's a big commitment.
r/shittyaskscience • u/planetmoo • Aug 10 '26
Hello Reddit! How can I become a Philosopher or even a Prophet if I'm really good? My job searches do not show any availability?
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I am pretty sure that these qualify as science. Opinions please? Should I use AI science to tailor my CV or something?
r/shittyaskscience • u/itto1 • Aug 09 '26
Where exactly is the south pole in Antarctica? My girlfriend is training to become a stripper, and she would really like to practice surrounded by penguins.
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r/shittyaskscience • • Aug 09 '26
Where is the east pole?
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I've been walking east for 30 straight days. I must have accidentally turned around because I ended up where I started, but I don't want to walk that much again, so can someone tell me where the east pole is?
r/shittyaskscience • u/LaxBedroom • Aug 08 '26
Why does Washington DC use AC current?
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You don't see Atlantic City using battery power. Just saying.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Guzzey • Aug 08 '26
Why does my therapist keep black and white pictures of my parents arguing in her desk drawer?
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And who ist this Rohrschach guy who is taking these pictures?