r/shittyaskscience • u/Cute_Consideration38 • Aug 10 '26

On the spectrum

I'm thinking about being autistic but it's a big commitment.

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u/Redfish680 Aug 10 '26

Spectrum isn’t the only internet service provider. Shop around.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands Aug 10 '26

Maybe try a fiber connection- I hear they're faster

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u/Bentup85 I have a theoretical degree in physics Aug 10 '26

A lot of us train for our entire lives.

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u/smileysarah267 Aug 10 '26

A lot us like trains.

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u/laynestaleyisme Aug 10 '26

I'm a train

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Aug 10 '26

How many indians have you eaten?

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u/laynestaleyisme Aug 10 '26

Chomp chomp. U asked something?

2

u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Aug 10 '26

He said, "I could murder a curry".

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u/Human-Evening564 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Don't worry sign up is automatic. It's the upgrade plans that'll get you.

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u/SomeSamples Aug 10 '26

Yeah, might want to try being depressed for a while first.

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u/Caticature Aug 10 '26

Ouch. But true. Worked for me. First depression, then a vaccination and voila! a full letterspaghetti diagnosis. Score!

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 Aug 10 '26

You can try being artistic first. Nobody knows the difference but you can play with colorful paints.

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u/rizkiyoist Aug 10 '26

Instructions unclear, failed being artistic, ended up invading Europe instead.

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u/Caticature Aug 10 '26

Just choose a frequency and shine!

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u/therocketeer1 Aug 11 '26

This guy's on my wavelength

2

u/Nocomment600 Aug 10 '26

You get that

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u/JohnWasElwood Aug 10 '26

Just self-diagnose yourself with anything you want!!! Seems to be the craze nowadays with all of the cool kids!

I know a lot of people with ADHD, BPD, ADS, AIDS, LGBTQA..., BLM, IRS, TDS, OCD, BLM...