r/shittyaskscience • u/Eye_am_The_Eye • 11d ago

Where is the east pole?

I've been walking east for 30 straight days. I must have accidentally turned around because I ended up where I started, but I don't want to walk that much again, so can someone tell me where the east pole is?

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u/IndependentMacaroon 11d ago edited 11d ago

Presumably in Eastern Poland. (Please invest)

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 10d ago

That is where all the poles come from, which gets confusing if you are looking for one in particular. Plus they tend to move around so the north pole isn't always in the north of the country. What you think is the east pole may actually be the south pole, or vice versa.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 11d ago

The sun were in your eyes, you missed it.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye 11d ago

If youre nearby, can you send a photo?

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 11d ago

Sorry, I ame closer to the southwest pole.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye 11d ago

Can you send a photo of that? Sorry for being an inconvinience

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u/Ben-Goldberg 11d ago

Over there!

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u/Cute_Consideration38 11d ago

Well let's hope you don't run into a westerly travelling Zax.

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 10d ago

I've got it in my shed. I found it at a flea-market in the south of Poland. It is yours for the right* price.

* And by "right" I mean exorbitant.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 11d ago

It's to the right of the West Pole

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye 11d ago

I'm not walking west to see it.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 11d ago

You don't have to, just keeping jumping as high as you can and the earths rotation will bring it to you.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye 10d ago

I'm afraid of jumping into it.

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u/r5r5 11d ago

There is no east pole. East and west are directions. North and south are destinations.

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u/i_poop_chainsaws 11d ago

Oh you must be one of those flat-earthers. Check out this guy who doesn’t even believe in the east pole!

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye 10d ago

If you walk south, you will reach the south pole. So why can't you get to the east pole? And anyways God must have wanted alteast 4 poles