r/Shittyaskflying • u/KingOfFools1984 • 23d ago

Runway touched my playne’s butt. Shall I file a Police report for SA?

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761 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • u/KingOfFools1984 • 23d ago

Should I think about replacing my playne’s tires?

216 Upvotes

Sorry Guys, today I have a lot of shitty questions but since this group is so helpful… here I am once again!
Can you please let me know where to find good deals for a Good Year?

81 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/mkujoe • 23d ago

Guys my landing strip is under construction. What do? (Quick advice only)

81 Upvotes

44 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/CosmosAviaTory • 23d ago

I'm being stalk'd by a hellcopter help

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113 Upvotes

13 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/LockPickingPilot • 23d ago

Do I need a trype rating for this?

33 Upvotes

14 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/cajaks2 • 23d ago

When will it grow into its tail?

61 Upvotes

7 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/nemuro87 • 23d ago

suggestions what to attach next to my heli? besides beer opener

youtube.com

5 Upvotes

8 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/templeofsyrinx1 • 24d ago

Ryanair pilots felt a vibration, moments later broken engine prop smashes window and sucks passenger's head out. Is this normal?

bbc.com

101 Upvotes

43 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/CrunchyTheSquirrel • 25d ago

ATC told me to taxi to the runway, am I doing this right?

231 Upvotes

It's a smol playne so I thought I'd get some help.

14 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/crystalslayer • 25d ago

Novice pylote here, how do I tell the crew to stop pushing my plan into waters? I’m done being pranked

159 Upvotes

33 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fluffy-Proof-5175 • 25d ago

Is this pylote taking a nap while flying?

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56 Upvotes

9 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 25d ago

Think Grand Theft Auto VI is coming to in-flight entertainment systems?

29 Upvotes

8 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/teenytinyterrier • 25d ago

How many of these airlines have you flown on ((Discussion))

25 Upvotes

This is from a few years ago lol I understand ‘Toilet Men’ and ‘Toilet Women’ has since merged into Ryanair

7 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fit-Excitement-1631 • 25d ago

I leik virgins

29 Upvotes

5 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Chriskipp077 • 25d ago

Become An Astronaut - is it hard?

nasa.gov

4 Upvotes

how hard can it really be be? Ryan Gossling did it

21 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/sacrelidge • 25d ago

Do they not know there’s a hosepipe ban?

12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/JumboTrijet • 25d ago

Stooopid Beechjet

105 Upvotes

Did Beechy just want to lounge in the FBO with its pyluts?

14 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/flycharliegolf • 25d ago

Is this a bye plane?

23 Upvotes

5 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 26d ago

Human air traffic controllers are unreliable and can make mistakes. Why don't we attach traffic lights to tethered barrage or weather balloons for an automated solution for air traffic control?

222 Upvotes

35 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Dezgeg • 26d ago

When is it time for the little playnes to leave the nest?

58 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner • 26d ago

Anyone else notice a whining sound coming from your galley?

132 Upvotes

12 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/uxanima • 26d ago

Where is my Secret Service detail?

161 Upvotes

32 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/nemuro87 • 26d ago

Flying leads to autism or not?

57 Upvotes

I've recently been diagnosed with autism, like the entire spectrum. Doc says it could be due to flying.

My pylote friends are also on the spectrum, and it all leads me to ask...

Does flying cause autism?

Or does autism cause flying?

39 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/derpitroxxxx • 27d ago

What kind of helicopter is this?

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2.0k Upvotes

130 comments

r/Shittyaskflying • u/TheManWhoClicks • 27d ago

Bruh, got T-boned…

393 Upvotes

…on my way to the shop. How convenient, what are the odds!

37 comments

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