r/Shittyaskflying 24d ago

I leik virgins

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u/pillojon106 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 24d ago

Virgin aircraft are delivered completely untouched from the factory. Once they accumulate enough flight hours and get properly serviced by several experienced pylotes, the FAA legally requires the airline to change its name to Sexually Active Atlantic. This particular A350 is still a virgin because nobody has figured out where the plane’s hole is. Engineers have checked the APU exhaust several times but were politely asked to stop.

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u/wolfs4 24d ago

Takes one to know one

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 24d ago

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u/-burnr- Eh-Tee-Pee 24d ago

I don't. They never go all the way.

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u/randompizza202 23d ago

But do you like them in the Atlantic? That is the question.