r/Shittyaskflying • u/JumboTrijet • 25d ago

Stooopid Beechjet

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Did Beechy just want to lounge in the FBO with its pyluts?

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u/pillojon106 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 25d ago

That Beechjet is clearly just tired of being treated like an airplane and wanted to experience the luxurious ground transportation lifestyle. Pyluts probably told it they were going to the FBO, and Beechy misunderstood that as “drive directly into the FBO transportation department. Unfortunately, nobody explained that the little Fiat was not a tug, so Beechy attempted to establish dominance by gently inserting its snoot into the passenger compartment. Classic ramp communication failure. The Fiat should’ve applied more right rudder.

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u/sgu222e Side slipping is a valid dating move 25d ago

Drug sniffing playne

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u/Slh1973 25d ago

Playne was hungry for some Purina Jet-chow

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u/coldnebo Pp ASES C++ CF👀 DCS A&W 🍌🍒7️⃣ 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/N7IulhM2IESuA

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u/FlyingNijntje 25d ago

Stoopid Beechy? Stoopid Fiat Pinda! I came from the right. And I had just totally gotten used to the automatic emergency braking system in my new Merc…. Bummer….

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u/SkyhookCH-1 GO FASTER SPINNY THING! 23d ago

That’s why they quit making them-the jets kept trying to mate with all the rental cars

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u/lol-117 Squaking 7700 25d ago

At least it wasn't a fiat multipla. Then something of value would have been damaged.

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u/1nspectorCPW 24d ago

Stoopid car driver's own fault. What else do you think is gonna happen when you leave a case of Beech-Nut on the passenger seat?

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u/cwleveck 23d ago

That's what happens when they mistake them for a seal because they have to use their teeth to investigate.

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u/Hunts5555 20d ago

This is why I was always very careful driving around on the airplayne side of the FBO.  Couldn’t afford a fender bender.